(This is based after Insieme Per Lat Vittoria's Avengers vs. Justice League story)
Green Arrow waited on a building across from the warehouse where a weapons deal between Lex Luthor and AIM was being held. All of the people transferring the stuff were all simple workers, no threat to Green Arrow or the person he'd be working with. There were only 2 people in the warehouse who were a threat, but they were INCREDIBLY dangerous, one Green Arrow knew all too well: Deathstroke. The other was Deadpool who, through the Avengers, Arrow heard was just as dangerous as his one-eyed counterpart. "Arrow." A voice called out.
He turned his head to the left and recognized the man whose skill easily rivaled his. "Hawkeye." He confirmed with a nod.
"So, what's the situation?" The purple trick-shooter asked.
"Mostly just the usual saps hired to exchange the stuff, but we got two high-level assassins down there: Deathstroke, one of the deadliest people I've ever fought before and Deadpool, who I believe you're more than familiar with." Arrow explained
"Yeah. He's tough and insane. That's a bad combo for us, so it's a good thing he's also an idiot." Hawkeye said. With that, they used their respective grappling arrows to make it to the warehouse on opposite sides, working their way along the rafters.
Deathstroke watched everything closely as Deadpool just sat on a couple of crates, struggling to eat a chimichanga through his mask. "Damn, this is boring. How much longer is this gonna take?" He asked.
Deathstroke growled at this, turning towards the merc with a mouth. "Shut up before I gut you." He said. He felt perfectly capable of handling this on his own and wasn't happy about having to split a check, especially not with this idiotic excuse for a mercenary.
"Eh, been done before, wouldn't phase me in the slightest." Deadpool said, shrugging. Suddenly, an arrow landed in between the two assassins and released a cloud of tear gas, quickly filling up the warehouse, causing the workers to quickly flee from the building as Deathstroke jumped up on top of the truck used to transport the weapons and such to get above the tear gas, drawing his sword.
"Green Arrow... Where are you..." He said, scanning the area.
"Oh, this is why I don't smoke!" Deadpool said, coughing heavily.
"Shut up, you idiot!" Deathstroke snapped, glaring back at Deadpool. That moment of distraction was all it took, Green Arrow firing a grappling arrow into the beam across from him and sliding along it quickly, kicking Deathstroke in the face and knocking him off the top of the truck, where he then landed. At the same time, Hawkeye dropped down behind Deadpool and threw a jumping round kick, sending him rolling a small distance to where Deathstroke was.
Arrow then jumped over to where Hawkeye was, both archers standing close together. "It's a little late to be swapping anything but drinking stories at a bar, guys. Definitely not the time to be swapping dangerous, high-tech weapons." Green Arrow said.
"Yeah. And we all know how this works: the good guys always win and the bad guys always lose, so why don't you just give up and we won't have to kick your asses." Hawkeye said.
"Yeah, right. A couple of archers versus a couple of physically enhanced mercenaries armed to the teeth with badass, high-tech weaponry. The only ones getting their asses kicked here are you guys." Deadpool said.
"On that we can agree." Deathstroke agreed, readying his sword again.
Background music: "Eternal Empire" by Q-factory
Deadpool pulled out a couple of guns, but before he could fire, Green Arrow fired 2 arrows, each one flying into and jamming the barrels of the guns, causing them to explode in Deadpool's hands after he pulled the triggers. "No! Those were my favorite guns!" He whined.
"Get over it." Deathstroke said, rushing in and attacking Green Arrow.
"I will avenge you, guns!" Deadpool said mournfully, holding his ruined guns, before teleporting behind Green Arrow as he defended himself against Deathstroke and the merc with a mouth prepared to impale him from behind, but Hawkeye, put his bow over Deadpool's head and yanked back, the string catching Deadpool's neck and pulling him back while chocking him a bit. "Can't breathe! Tapping out!" Deadpool said, making the time out sign with his hands, before bringing his foot back into Hawkeye's knee and staggering him a bit. "Okay, now it's time for the pointy things!" Deadpool said, pulling out his katanas and striking at Hawkeye who managed to block the attacks. Both mercs and archers were matching each other fairly well despite the mercenaries having better weapons for close quarters and being physically superior. Hawkeye was actually proving to be superior to Deadpool in terms of combat, managing to land several hits on the mercenary, finishing with a jumping kick to the head, staggering him. "Oh, that's it! Time for my second favorite guns!" Deadpool said, pulling out a pair of SMG's, but was shocked to see Hawkeye already had an arrow ready and proceeded to let it go, the electric arrow attaching to into Deadpool's chest, electrocuting him
"And that's my second favorite kind of arrow!" Hawkeye said, using the opening to fire a puddy arrow into Deathstroke's face before the other mercenary managed to land a killing blow on Green Arrow. The one-eyed mercenary let out a number of muffled growls staggering and attempting to rip off the puddy, the two of them now quite close together and managed to get rid of the arrow or substance troubling them and looking just in time to see the next arrow Hawkeye fired high above them separate and dozens of other arrows.
"This is gonna hurt." Deadpool said.
"You, yes." Deathstroke said, grabbing the other mercenary and holding him out in front of himself, the arrows sinking into Deadpool, but not Deathstroke, who then tossed the other assassin to the side, who was now immobilized with arrows through most of his major joints and arteries before Hawkeye fired yet another arrow into the downed assassin, which exploded and left Deadpool in pieces. "You've got a few tricks up your sleeve, I see. But I'm not finished yet, either." Deathstroke said, pulling out a rifle and firing at Hawkeye, who managed to dodge the bullets and get behing cover with relative ease, firing 2 arrows, a regular arrow down the barrel of Deathstroke's gun and a freezing arrow at Deathstroke's feet, freezing him up to his knees and allowing Hawkeye to help his fellow archer back to his feet. Deathstroke shouted in anger, smashing the ice with his rifle and rushing in with his sword, both archers taking the defenses and, with difficulty, managed to hold back the assault from the mercenary.
"Yeah, that's it, Stroke-y! Give it to 'em! Work for that reward money!" Deadpool cheered from on the ground, despite still his body being in several pieces.
"Shut up!" Deathstroke shouted as he continued to ruthlessly attack the archers. But eventually, as Deathstroke was focusing on Hawkeye, Green Arrow took the opportunity to pull out an acid arrow and stab Deathstroke in the side with in, causing the mercenary to back off and quickly remove the arrow, which gave the archers more time to ready other arrows, Hawkeye firing first and trapping the assassin with a net arrow and Green Arrow knocking him to the ground with his trademark boxing glove arrow, at which point the emerald archer quickly ran up and delivered a strong kick to Deathstroke's head knocking him
End music
"Another job finished with precision and style." Hawkeye said.
"Right. I was honestly expecting this to go worse from what I heard about Deadpool." Green Arrow said.
"Once you get an idea on how to handle him, he's not that bad. I'll call Stark and have him round this stuff up, you call the police and have them pick up these two." Hawkeye said, then looked at the pile of severed limbs that was Deadpool. "Tell them they might need to bring a bag."
"And some chimichagas!" Deadpool called.
Analysis:
1: Despite popular belief, this fight was very close. The archers are actually on par with the mercenaries in terms of skill, Green Arrow having been trained by a man who also trained Deathstroke to be as deadly as he is and Hawkeye having been shown to even impress Iron Fist with his skills as Ronin the Samurai (sorry if I spelled that wrong).
2: Both archers have actually gone solo against their respective mercenaries on their own and prevailed. And while the mercenaries have been physically enhanced and surpass the archers in most physical areas, Green Arrow and Hawkeye counter this by having a greater arsenal in their trick arrows, also they can fire their arrows about as fast as the mercenaries can pull the triggers on their guns. They also the general weaknesses of the mercenaries as well as how to keep them down.
3: Hawkeye in particular would prove to be a challenge for the mercenaries as in top form, he is incredibly difficult to hit, even with lasers and automatic weapons.
4: Deathstroke would use Deadpool as a human shield against the rain of arrows as, in addition to being a lone wolf and would also try to get Deadpool's share of the money and he would want to get rid of Deadpool, who would no doubt easily get on the more serious Wilson's nerves. When it was just down to Deathstroke, despite his high skills, strength, and fit of rage that only makes him more dangerous, against two opponents around the same level of skills and with a better arsenal than him, it was pretty much already over.
(Next fight...)
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