Hey, everybody! Uh, from now on, I'll be writing this in the style of Rick Riordan. (Hands up for Percy Jackson!)
(I don't own The Legend of Zelda. If I did, this would be a game.)
Chapter Two

I Make Friends with Ten-Year-Olds

I woke up the next morning feeling refreshed. Of course, that's easy, when your host is a little kid wearing green shorts, a

sweater, and boots. Oh, and a hairband. Seriously, she has no sense of FASHION! Sweaters and shorts don't go together.

The hairband I the boots, I guess. NOT the sweater. Anyway, Saria, as she called herself, had gone into

another room. What she was doing, I don't know. I highly doubt she was asleep, at any rate. I could hear her voice. I can't

tell you how weird it sounded, hearing a ten-year-old talking to herself. Then again, I do it all the time, since having

conversations with myself helps me get out of reality, even for a few minutes, at least. Anyway, I guess I should explain

myself better. I am a HUGE sword nut, so of COURSE I picked up the sword. I'm not that big on shields, but I picked it up

anyway. All I can say is, I'm nuts. Pretty much. I was going to look for Saria, but I didn't have to. She walked into my

room, without knocking, I might add. She NEEDS parents. Seriously. What kind of girl doesn't knock before entering?

"Hi!"I sat up, and asked her, "First of all, please knock before entering. It may be different around here, but back home,

you should knock before entering someone's room, so that someone knows you want to see them. And second, my I help

you?" Saria regarded me curiously. I guess this was her first time having someone explain good manners to her. "You

remind me of someone I used to know." "Your Hero friend?" She nodded. "How do I remind you of him?" She thought

about it. "You talk like him." I wasn't sure what to make of that, but I didn't have to answer it, thankfully. "The other

Kokiri want to meet you. Especially Mido. He thinks a guy from another world would be fun to be around." At this point, I

was ready to go back to sleep. Meeting one kid who didn't have parents was weird enough. Meeting a whole group?Not

exactly on my agenda. However, I decided if I was stuck here, I might as well get to know the natives. "Promise they

won't jump at me with feathers and shaving cream?" Saria looked confused. "Shaving cream?" I mentally smacked

myself. "Right. You've never been to Earth."

Oh. I hope you weren't shaving as you read that, as there's a prank that involves a feather, and shaving cream.

Naturally, I couldn't shave, but I am trying to grow a moustache. Beard, not so much. As I got up, I picked up my sword

and shield and we headed out. Of course, when we reached the home of the Kokiri, I was very surprised to find it was a

village. Then, I realized something. "Idiot!" I swear, every single one of them looked at me like I had five heads. "I was

talking to myself." They all said, "Oh." at the same time, then went back to staring at me. At this point, I had NO idea

what to say. What I had remembered was that the Kokiri come from the Zelda series. That would mean that I'm stuck in

the game, with absolutely NO idea what to do about it. One of the boys walked over to me and said, "My name's Mido. The

FORMER boss of the Kokiri." Okay, how was he proud of the fact that he used to be in charge? "I'm Shawn. I come from

another world." "Yeah, we know. Saria told us." I remembered that she had been talking to herself. Now, I understood

what she had been doing. She was talking to the Kokiri through some sort of telepathy, I guess. Saria stepped forward.

"Okay, guys. Stop staring. Get lunch ready." The Kokiri disbanded, but I got the feeling that I would get more staring

during lunch. Either that, or get forced into a game of tag. Normally, I like kids, but these guys were pushing it. Except

Saria. She was fine. "So, who's your leader?" Mido looked at me like I was an annoying two-year-old. "Saria, of course.

Who else?" Okay, I admit, I should have noticed it, but hey, you wake up in a video game, your brain acts up, okay? When

lunch was served, I saw the BEST fruit ever: PEARS!

A/N-

Next chapter will contain a meeting of the sages, and how Shawn learns his destiny. Until then,

PLEASE let me know what you think of the new format.