All I can say is thank you. We hit a thousand views this morning!

Rin: Time to celebrate!

NM: So… you aren't in a bad mood and you aren't going to complain about me revealing your secret for the seventh time?

Rin: I'm going to be happy that we hit a thousand views, I'll complain later

Yukio: Can someone explain to me what's going on?

NM: What do you mean?

Yukio: (Grabs tail) I'm not supposed to have a freaking tail!

NM: Don't worry, you'll only be a demon in the author's notes

This idea comes from a guest, so I can't really put a name here. Also, English is my first language, but I made the first chapter of this on my home laptop and have written the rest on my school laptop. The thing is, my school laptop's keyboard broke sometime on Tuesday and I have to use the glitchy touch screen's keyboard and it likes to auto-correct the names and other words, so I apologize for any mistakes and blame this touch screen. Wow that was long, let's get started!

"Listen up! The school has installed new fire and demon protection sprinklers in the ceiling. These will not harm you however they have a few glitches. Just be prepared to get wet and avoid leaving papers everywhere and you should be fine." Yukio said to the half-asleep class.

"How can a sprinkler system protect against demons?" Izumo asked.

"The system has low level holy water inside of it so if you pull the fire alarm holy water will pour out of the ceiling." He paused. "We are also going to have a fire drill sometime this week, and as I said before, this system still has glitches. When the alarm is set off the sprinklers will turn on, we're trying to get that fixed, but until we do make sure you don't leave important papers lying around." He said, temporarily forgetting about his brother's 'interesting' situation. His brother, on the other hand, was sleeping, so he heard none of this.

This is going to be an interesting week.

Later in this very interesting week…

The cram school was about to start. Many students had put all their important papers into water-proof slips and some students had even brought umbrellas. Rin, of course, had no idea what was going on. He turned around to ask Shim but the fire alarm went off as soon as Yukio entered the classroom.

"Alright everyone, please leave in a calm, orderly fashion." He said before the sprinklers went off. Just before they went off he realized one problem…

…Rin.

"Rin!" He managed to say before the water poured out from the ceiling. Rin looked up at the sprinklers as water poured out of them, but it wasn't water because it burned. He fell over in pain.

"Yukio, what the hell is this stuff?!" He managed to say.

"It's just water, it shouldn't hurt." Bon said, looking at him. Yukio ran over to Rin.

"It's holy water, isn't it?" Rin said, Yukio nodded and dragged him out of the classroom.

Later…

"What the hell happened back there?" Bon asked Rin after they were safely in the hallway and the whole fiasco was over.

"Um…allergic to holy water..?" Rin said, knowing it was a stupid excuse.

"People aren't allergic to holy water. The only things that are supposed to be hurt by holy water are demons. You're a demon, aren't you?"

I hate fire drills.

Well guest, hope you liked it. And a note for other guests, if you would like me to use your idea, please leave a name so I can give you credit!

Rin: It burns!

Yukio: I guess that you should listen more, then

NM: You know, Yukio, you're a demon in the author's notes and you left these very easy to reach fire alarms everywhere… (cue evil grin)

Rin: You wouldn't

Yukio: Would you?

NM: (Inches towards fire alarm)

Yukio: Run!

Hahahahahahahaha! Anyway, remember to post your ideas for a chance to get featured! See you next time!