Let's cut to the chase, another foul Valentine's Day is upon us.

Rin: Why is it foul?

NM: Chalky hearts, cheesy cards, sappy movies, and the horrors of Valentine's Day… (Shudder)

Rin: Um…you do know that you just wrote a romance story, right?

NM: That has nothing to do with Valentines Day and was honestly a coincidence

Rin: Sure…keep telling yourself that

NM: You do know that your date is officially non-existent now, right?

Rin: Wait, what?!

This is another foul Valentines Day, so I'll try to get some Valentine-y-ness. Sure, high school students don't normally have Valentines Day parties, but work with me here. Anyway, this idea comes from Bittersweet Alchemist! Hope you like it!

It was Valentines Day and the cram school decided to celebrate. It was also because Yukio was out on a week-long mission and Shura shouldn't (and can't) teach anyone anything. So…party, because of Shura's inability as a teacher. Well, it wasn't a bad party or anything. There was music, food, and, of course, Shima flirting with everything female in a ten foot radius of him. Everything was fine, and the definition of fine in this case is that nothing exploded, so it was a pretty good party. It was going fine until Yukio walked in the door.

"Um…what's going on?" He asked, looking around for Shura. He saw her drinking some punch and making a disgusted face and he watched as she pulled a beer can out of who knows where and open it and dump its contents into the bowl. She stirred it in and drank some, giving a satisfied look she finally noticed the person who had been staring at her for a few minutes.

"Hey there, chicken! Yer back early!" She said, walking towards him.

"What is this?"

"It's Valentines Day!" She said while shooting her fist into the air and smiling.

"Okay, but why did you put alcohol in the punch?"

"Because it's better that way~!"

"The students are minors."

"I didn't put that much in~!" Yukio sighed.

"You're evil, you know that?" She giggled at his comment.

Everything was going smoothly and no one had died, so what could go wrong? A very drunk demon, that's what. A few students that didn't know about Shura's 'special' addition to the punch drank it and became tipsy, but no one really noticed, until Rin got drunk. The cold liquid touched his lips and he began to feel strange.

"Rin! You're burning!" Shemi shouted. Everyone stared at the boy. His body was surrounded in the blue flames they had grown to hate. Rin felt dizzy and slightly sick. His vision blurred and he fainted.

"That was interesting~!" Was the last thing he heard before giving in to the darkness.

Well, happy Valentines Day!

Rin: That wasn't happy, I got drunk

NM: Yes, but I've made you get high before and people wanted to see you drunk

Rin: Why do you do this to me?

Shura: I'm telling you, I did a good deed

Yukio: You got teenagers drunk

Shura: But it tasted a lot better after I put stuff in it

NM: Shura, what did we say about getting teens drunk?

Shura: If you're going to do it, do it quickly and quietly?

NM: Exactly!

But that's besides the point, we hit 3000 views this morning! I want to thank you all soooooo much and as a reward I am going to give you all e-blue flames (throws you e-blue flames) enjoy! Anyway, this story idea came from Bittersweet Alchemist and if you want your idea featured then leave it in the reviews and I'll do my best! Thank you all so much for 3000 views and see you next time! Bye!