Welcome back mind controlled zombies- I mean fans!

Rin: Not going to ask…

NM: Good. If I told you I'd have to lock you in the cage with your brother

Rin: …

NM: And with that out of the way, to the chapter!

So we hit 75 reviews over the weekend! Thanks to 3DPhantom for being both my 50th and 75th reviewer! Today's idea comes from Bittersweet Alchemist! I hope you like it!

Rin woke up at the end of class with his face, surprisingly, in a book. He had spent the first ten or so minutes of class reading about demon powers. Yukio walked up to his desk after class ended and swiped the book off of the desk. He began looking at all the text on the page when Rin took it back.

"What exactly are you trying to do?"

"I just want to try to use some more cool powers besides those flames! Watch, I'll try to make the desk think it's a puppy!" He said before closing his eyes and chanting in some language that Yukio didn't know, Latin probably, and then he burst into flames. He looked grateful that everyone else left a few minutes ago. He stopped spewing flames and stared at the desk for a few seconds.

Nothing.

Yukio sighed.

"Don't leave anything in the desk." He said while walking away. Rin sighed and followed suit.

I did everything correctly, right..?

The next day…

Rin waltzed into the room ten minutes late. He sat down in his usual spot and Yukio took notice of his attendance.

"Rin, you're late. Get the notes from one of your friends and try to not fall asleep." Rin nodded despite the fact that he looked like he was going to fall asleep. Sure enough, as soon as he was settled in he slept.

After a few minutes, or so it seemed, Rin was awaked by a loud crash.

"Fifty-seven!" He yelled, assuming it was Yukio slamming a dictionary on his desk. He looked around and the room was in chaos, but everyone was staring at him. "What are you all looking at?" He said while looking around. Shima shakily pointed at Rin and he finally noticed the flames surrounding him. He quickly jerked around and saw the Koma sword still sheathed. "Um…this looks bad, doesn't it..?"

Crash!

Rin was startled by the sudden crash and saw the source of the noise was the desk that he had attempted to make behave like a puppy was jumping around the room…

…behaving like a puppy.

The desk was coated in Rin's flames and was moving like an object from a cartoon. It jumped from one place to another, acting curious about its surroundings.

"Dammit!" Rin yelled as the desk tackled him. Rin then began to chant the same thing he did yesterday in an attempt to get the desk to stop. The desk slowly stopped moving and returned to its state as an inanimate object. The room was in silence for a few seconds. The flames around Rin slowly died and he attempted to move the now non-living desk off of himself. Yukio noticed what he was trying to do and sighed.

"Um…a little help..?"

Huzzah! Time to take over the world my minio-I mean fans!

Rin: You're horrible at hiding the fact that they're not fans and they're minio-

NM: No!

Rin: But they're-

NM: No! They're fans

Rin: Tell that to the hostage in the basement

NM: Okay (Picks up phone) Hey Yukio, they're my fans, not minions for world conquest

Yukio: Wha-

NM: (Hangs up before he can say anything) See? I told the hostage in the basement!

Rin: (Sigh)

Thanks for reading! Be sure to leave ideas in the reviews for a chance to get featured in the next chapter! See you next time, bye!