Guys…we have something that we need to talk about.

Rin: Is it serious?

NM: Yes, it's so serious that I let Yukio out of the cage to hear it

Yukio: Finally

Anyway, this is a very serious matter that needs to be addressed immediately.

This story has only been out for a month, and even though it's been short,

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Rin: Oh…I thought that you were going to discontinue this story or something

NM: Heck no! I'm still going till everything burns!

Yukio: That's weird…and kind of creepy

NM: Oh, that's right, you weren't here to find out that I'm slowly raising an army to topple the world

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Mephisto sat alone in his office.

"It's April fool's day and I don't have anyone I can prank…except my favorite exwires~!" He said before doing something truly demonic. "Tomorrow is going to be fun~!" He said before going to sleep.

The next morning…

Bon woke up not expecting what he found. He lifted himself off of the bed and looked around only to find that he was in a room that he had never seen before. It looked like one of the dorm rooms, but slightly more run down than the others. The room he was in only had two beds which was odd since all of the dorm rooms are supposed to have three or four. He got up and looked to see who else was in the room.

"Yukio?!" He said just a bit louder than he would've liked to.

"Rin? What are you doing up so early?" Yukio asked in a half-asleep voice as he sat up.

"Um…nothing." He said before darting out of the room and into one of the building's bathrooms. He looked in the mirror and gasped.

He was Rin.

"What the hell?" He mumbled to himself as he was making sure that it wasn't a prank mirror or something like that. As he examined the mirror a black and fuzzy object began swaying behind him. He turned around to grab it, but it moved out of reach. "This is just getting weirder and weirder…" He finally managed to grab it and get a closer look at it. He yanked it and felt a blinding pain shoot up his spine.

Rin has a tail..?

What other secrets are you hiding, Rin Okumura?

What happened to Rin?

Rin felt someone poking him. His eyes began to open.

"Come on! We're going to be late for school!" Someone said.

That sounds like Shima…but what's he doing in my room?

He bolted up and looked around.

"Where am I?"

Later in the Okumura's dorm…

'Rin' and Yukio were about to leave when Yukio noticed something.

"Rin, you forgot your sword. Go grab it." He said. 'Rin' tilted his head in confusion.

"Why do I need to?" Yukio stared at him in astonishment.

"Rin, did something happen last night? How could you forget something that important?!"

"Fine, fine, I'll go grab it." He said while walking away.

"Also, hide your tail! You don't need any more bad attention!" Yukio said as 'Rin' began to walk up the stairs.

Bad attention? From who? Do the other teachers know something about Rin that we don't?

'Rin' went into the room and grabbed the sword.

Why does he never use this thing anyway? What's so important about it?

He was too tempted to not draw the sword. He pulled the red cover off and sat it on the bed. He drew the sword slowly and learned why Rin never drew it.

He was consumed by blue flames.

He screamed and dropped the sword. Yukio bolted in the door holding one of his guns up before seeing the sword on the floor. He sighed.

"Quit goofing off and hurry up. I'm leaving now so I'm not late, you'll be late if you don't leave soon." He said, seemingly unfazed by the flames. 'Rin' picked up the sword and put it away.

I have to find Rin…wherever he is…

He thought before realizing something.

If I'm in Rin's body…

Oh hell!

Later…

Rin was making a decent effort to not destroy Bon's reputation…

…it wasn't working.

He didn't have the slightest clue of what was going on in any of the classes he went to. And to make it worse, Konekomaru and Shima knew that something was going on. It was approaching lunch period when he finally saw Bon…or himself. Bon looked over at him and chased after him.

Dammit! Did he figure out?!
"You and I need to talk, now." 'Rin' said. Rin nodded. They went into the empty cram school building and 'Rin' began asking questions immediately. "Why the hell do you have blue flames and why doesn't your brother seem to care?!"

"Calm down!"

"Calm down? You do know what blue flames are, right?!"

"Yes, and it's not my fault!"

"You do know that we have a mission later, right?"

"That's today? Damn!" 'Bon' paused. "Listen, whatever you do, don't unsheathe that sword and keep calm. We'll find out what happened and fix this and then I'll answer your questions. Just don't do anything stupid, the last thing that I need is for everyone to figure it out." 'Rin' nodded and they began preparing for the mission to come.

Later…

The exwires had just gotten to the forest.

"There have been a lot more demons sighted here lately, we're only here for finding out why, don't kill any unless you have to." Yukio said and they began their journey into the woods. They walked for a while when Yukio decided to ask 'Rin' something.

"Did something happen last night? You seemed off this morning and you still do." He said. Before 'Rin' could reply Shima joined in.

"Bon seems off too today. Do you have any idea what's going on?" He said while Bon and Rin started walking away from them. They were both extremely pissed at whatever demon or god had decided that this would be a great prank.

Meanwhile…

Mephisto had spent his day laughing at the two exwires.

"This is more entertaining than any of my wagers~!"

Meanwhile…again…

Both exwires were stressed out about the whole thing and a bunch of 'what ifs' were floating in their minds. Bon, though, was extremely mad at Rin for hiding a secret as huge as the one that he hid, and Bon didn't even know the whole thing. Then 'Rin' suddenly burst into flames. The exwires all leapt in different directions to dodge the sudden explosion of flames.

"I can't trust you to keep a damn secret, can I?!" 'Bon' shouted at 'Rin' who was currently freaking out about the flames. Yukio just sighed.

"What's going on here?" Shima asked from his hiding spot in a bush. The flames died down after a few seconds and everyone came out.

"What's up with you today, Rin?" Yukio asked.

"He's not Rin, dammit! I am!" 'Bon' yelled before everyone looked at him like he was nuts.

"He's lost it." Izumo said.

"He's telling the truth!" 'Rin' said before sighing. "This is going to be fun to explain."

Meanwhile…

Mephisto was rolling around on the floor of his office while dying of laughter.

"That was more fun than I thought it'd be~!" He said before changing them back to normal.

This story has too many place jumps…

Bon and Rin both collapsed for no reason whatsoever. They both woke up a few minutes later.

"What happened?" Rin asked while looking around and remembering what happened. He looked over his shoulder and saw that he had his sword. "Is everything back to normal?"

"It looks like it is." Bon said while getting off of the ground. Rin felt something brush against his leg. His tail squirmed around until he freed it.

"You didn't." He said.

"What?" Bon asked.

"You hid my tail in my pants!" Rin yelled.

"So?"

"It's all messed up now!" Rin said gesturing to his tail and the, now sticking up all over the place, fur. Shima broke the heated silence between the two.

"I guess everything is back to normal now…kind of. Could we please get an explanation now?"

I hope that you liked an unintentionally long chapter!

Rin: Why? Just…why?

NM: Because I can, you know this by now

Bon: I think that this chapter had more of me in it than you Rin

NM: It's easier to write from the POV of someone that doesn't know about Rin's little secret because I get to torture them

Rin and Bon: (Glaring)

I really hope that you enjoyed the chapter and I apologize for lack of chapters on Thursday and Friday, but I was extremely busy enslaving all humans with the recycle bin stacking robot of doom version 2.0! See you later, bye!