I am soooooooooooooooooo sorry for not updating in a while, but in my defense, I've been sick and dropped my school laptop and destroyed the hard drive. A piece of duct tape is holding the monitor together, and I wish I was joking about that.

Rin: Don't feel bad, since then you've uploaded two new stories, updated Demonic Host, and written a two shot

NM: I suppose that I have…

And now for something completely different (cough*selfadvertising*cough)

I uploaded two new stories all about you guys…kind of! Go to my profile if you want to read those or a Blue Exorcist two shot that I wrote Friday! With that out of the way, today's idea comes from 3DPhantom! So, let's all get creative, put some hats on some llamas, and conquer all humans with the help of the Irken empire! Enjoy!

"I hate this, I hate this a lot." Izumo said as the exwires trudged through the snow.

"Well, hating this won't get us out of this." Shemi said, attempting to stay on the positive side of things but slowly failing. The exwires were on spring break and a certain someone *coughShurachough* thought that they should take a break and go on a ski trip. It was going fine, until the exwires wound up lost…in the middle of the night…in a forest.

Needless to say, they were screwed.

"If we can't find anything to keep us warm then we're going to die! Alone! Without me having dated Izumo yet!" Shima cried. Izumo glared at him.

"No matter how long you live, that last one is never going to happen." He whimpered even more.

"As much as I hate to admit it, Shima's right about one thing, we're gonna die if we can't find any kind of

"I remember reading somewhere that you can build a snow fort like structure or go into a cave to conserve body heat." Konekomaru said.

"We should probably try that." Rin agreed.

Later…

"This isn't working!" Izumo said. The used the ice and snow to build a make-shift shelter. It was really just a hollowed out pile of snow with a small opening in the front and top.

"I never said it would be perfect, just kind of warm. You know, warm enough to not die." Izumo sighed.

"It's still incredibly cold here." She said. Everyone simultaneously and silently agreed with her.

"We should at least try to make a fire." Shemi said. Rin pulled off his coat and put it on her. "Rin! You'll freeze!" She yelled. Rin shook his head.

"I'm perfectly fine." He said. She touched his shoulder and discovered that he was incredibly warm. She scooted closer to him in their little shelter.

"You're so warm Rin!" She said. Everyone else scooted a bit closer to him. Night came slowly and they figured they should stay awake to avoid loosing body heat, but it was still cooling rapidly. The exwires (minus Rin) were all shivering and attempting to conserve heat.

"I don't care how warm Rin is, which still doesn't make sense, we're all dying!" Shima said.

"Well, no one ever said that surviving while lost in the woods on a ski trip was easy." Rin replied.

"How are you still this warm Rin?" Shemi asked. And despite knowing the answer, he didn't tell them.

"I don't know." He said in reply. Shemi seemed to accept the answer, but Bon became persistent.

"I don't buy that crap." He said. "Something's going on here." Rin immediately deflected the claims.

"What? No, nothing's going on, nothing at all…" He said. Right after he said that Shemi fell over in pain. "Shemi!" Rin cried. Izumo pressed her hand on Shemi's forehead.

"She's only unconscious, but she's extremely cold, if we don't warm her up quickly then something bad will happen." Rin was furious. He could help her, but if he did then everyone would figure out who he was.

If the situation couldn't get any worse, the roof of their shelter fell on them. A burst of blue made the snow surrounding them disappear. It was hard to see at first, but when the flames died down a bit, the source was made obvious. Rin had instinctually triggered his flames.

"What just happened?!" Bon yelled. Rin chuckled a bit.

"Well, at least you aren't cold anymore…right?"

Wow, it's been so long everybody! I miss you all!

Rin: (Heavy sigh) wasn't there something you wanted to talk about?

NM: (Perks up and tail wags happily) you're right! I have a few small announcements! First, I'm all caught up on Gravity Falls and do a bit of theorizing on the journals and some such nonsense here on fanfiction! Stay tuned for that! Next is Easter! I can watch anime again and have already begun working on a new chapter for my Madoka Magica Lea story, my Code Geass Lea story, and have a bunch of ideas for my Blue Exorcist Lea story! And for those of you that read the first chapter and got bored to death, sorry! Those were the prologue chapters and I didn't have much room to go off script! Now that those episodes are out of the way the stories shall become more unique and interesting! That's it for me, so see you next time, bye!