(Pulls out flame-proof suit and quickly puts it on) PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Rin: Oh my god, you're still alive?!
NM: (Slaps Rin) shut up, you knew I was
I owe all of you an apology, I've been neglecting this account a lot lately in favor of gaming and watching new animes...although, Higurashi is kind of addictive...and FMA fanfics are awesome…
Rin: You betrayed me to go read some FMA fics?!
NM: Please don't kill me…
Okay, so I hope that me driving Rin insane is some sort of apology, because that's what I'm here to do! This actually is the restart of regular updates, and I will try my hardest to update my other Blue Exorcist story and maybe even finish that temporarily shelved bonus chapter to Tale of Twin Tails…
Long story short:
I'm not dead
Regular updates starting every Monday! (Or whenever I have time…)
Possible new chapter to my other BE fic
Possible bonus chapter to my twoshot
Also, I began to write manga
Rin: What?!
NM: I began writing a book, it is sort of a dystopia with demons and magical girls and plenty of angst and gore, it's nowhere near done, but I started! The blog following development (and my insanity) is on Tumblr under the URL nms-manga-and-other-stuff
NM: (Sighs) longest one yet, anyway!
Today's idea was sent to me from Pwrcat70-ChaosMeister via a PM! Remember: for a chance to get featured be sure to leave your idea in the reviews! I read all of them!
Enjoy!
'Rin.' Echoed through Rin's mind as he woke up. Although, it didn't sound the way his thoughts normally did. He usually heard them in his own voice, but this was much deeper and sounded almost sinister.
'Rin, wake up.' He heard again.
'Am I dreaming voices in my head?' He thought.
'No, you're hearing me.' The voice said. Rin bolted up in shock.
'Are you a demon possessing me?' The voice just laughed.
'Is it so wrong for me to want to see my son?' Rin felt his face lose all color as the voice- no, as Satan continued to laugh.
'Wha-ho...how is this even possible?!'
'I'm the lord of all demons and you think this, a simple possession, is impossible for me? How exactly do you think you got into this world?' Satan said.
'Possession?! Nothing here can hold your power!' Rin was still flabbergasted.
'Except you! Now, live this day completely normally, I want to see what your life is like.' Rin thought the request was odd.
'What if I fake sick and refuse to leave?'
'Then I'll wait, I have all the time in the world.' Rin knew there was no way out of this and he had no way of telling Yukio what was going on.
'Fine, but you're leaving after today.'
'Such a rude child, if Yuri and I could've raised you then you would've been so much nicer.' Satan somehow didn't see the irony of that. 'Alright, but there's no guarantee that this day won't change your life.'
'What the hell is that supposed to mean?!' Rin demanded, but Satan stayed silent. 'Fine, have it your way.' Rin thought. He looked at an alarm clock he never used and realized something.
"That bastard woke me up at 4 AM!" Rin said.
Later…
To Rin's surprise, the day was rather uneventful. Satan didn't do anything and was silent pretty much the whole time. Just a few laughs when someone tripped in the hall, but nothing major.
"Just one class and this will all be over with…" Rin mumbled to himself.
'What class are you going to now?' Satan asked. 'I didn't think you had anymore.' Rin cringed, suddenly realizing that Satan had no idea he was an exwire.
"Um...this next one is...kind of a class to train to be an exorcist…" Rin mumbled.
'WHAT?!' Satan shouted. 'Why the hell are you taking a class like that? Did you suddenly forget that you're my son?' Rin sighed.
'No, shut up now.' He said, walking into the room and sitting down as Yukio took attendance.
"And, Rin, a few minutes late, as always."
'HIM TOO?!' Satan was furious and Rin was worried that, because of the whole possession thing, his anger would cause something not too desired to happen.
Like setting a classroom on fire.
Rin raised his hand.
"Yes Rin, what is it?" Yukio asked.
"Um...I don't feel very well, I think I should go home." Yukio wasn't buying it.
'I wouldn't be buying it either. You're terrible at this.'
'Shut it.'
"Slacker." Bon said in the back of the room. Rin turned around.
"What was that?"
"You heard me, I still have no real clue why you're here. All you do is sleep in class and slack off and blab about how you're going to destroy Satan. As if."
'Rin.'
'Um..yes?'
'Why exactly were you 'blabbing' about destroying me?'
'Ummm...' Bon cut him off.
"When I say that, I actually mean it. I might have a chance one day. You just sit here slacking off. Leave if you want to, but don't come back." Bon said. Rin felt anger beginning to take control of him.
"You have no idea."
"Hm, I have no idea about what?" Bon asked.
"What I have to deal with on a daily basis just because I exist." Rin replied.
"Oh what? Homework? Your brother? Big deal. My entire life was ruined by demons, so I'm here to try and make sure something like that doesn't happen again. What exactly is so terrible about your life?"
'This guy thinks he can destroy me?' Satan laughed hysterically.
'No, don't do anything, you said here and then gone-'
'I never said anything about not doing something.'
Rin felt his body slowly go numb, until he couldn't feel anything.
No! I can't let him take over!
He thought, but it was too late, he had already lost control.
Meanwhile, everyone in the classroom was petrified in horror. Rin had randomly started shooting out blue flames and laughing hysterically.
"So, you think you can destroy me?" Satan taunted. "I'd like to see you try! Go on, do your worst!"
"What the hell is going on?!" Bon yelled.
"Come on, do it! What happened to all that stuff you said earlier about me ruining your life and stuff like that? I can assure you that I didn't try to ruin your life...but sometimes it just happens, you know?" He kept laughing.
"Then why did you cause the Blue Night?" Bon yelled.
"Hm..? What are you talking about?"
"The Blue Night, where you decided to come here to Assiah and kill a bunch of people in not just any temple, but the temple run by my family! Why?!" Satan pretended to look like he was thinking for a few seconds.
"Oh that, well, you damned exorcists decided to kill a few people very close to me, so I tried to save them. That's all."
"People close to you, like demons?" Konekomaru asked while trying to get Shima to wake up. He had passed out the second Satan started talking.
"No, well, not entirely. I was trying to save three people." Satan pointed at Yukio and then at himself. "Your teacher over there, and Rin were two of them."
"Hold up, why would exorcists try to kill them?" Izumo asked.
"Why do you honestly think this body hasn't burnt up yet? Go on, guess." He stopped talking for a second. "Time's up! And it's quite simple, really. Rin is my son." The room was dead silent. You could hear a pin drop. "It seems this little visit didn't go quite as planned, oh well. I'm looking forward to the day you try to stop me." Satan said to Bon. Suddenly, the blue fire disappeared, leaving Rin to fall on the floor unconscious. The room was completely still for a few moments until Shima finally woke up. He raised himself off the floor and looked around.
"Um...what just happened?"
Welp, that actually wasn't that bad…
Rin: You're a horrible person
NM: What did I do this time?!
Rin: You promised a month or two hiatus
NM: Yeah, and…
Rin: It's been four damn months
NM: Wait, seriously?!
Rin: (Hands NM calender)
NM: (Looks at various dates circled) oh crap...um...oops..?
Also! Regular updates are back!
Rin: (Throws cheap confetti)
NM: And we've almost hit 30,000 views!
Rin: (Throws expensive confetti)
Seriously though,
168 reviews
87 favorites
91 followers
and…
28,898 views?!
Seriously, what did I do to deserve these numbers?!
NM: Rin, are you threatening people?
Rin: (Drops knife and random fan) um...no…
It's because of those numbers that I was motivated to come back...it was also because of Insert Something (guest), Silvyavan, and guest (guest, derp) writing some reviews that said things like
I hope you continue this
and stuff like that.
Seriously, things like guilt trip me into writing as fast as I can!
Sanic: Gotta-
NM: (Pushes Sanic into Gehenna Gate) go to hell!
I love you all!
I don't know what I did to deserve you all, but I'm glad I did because if it wasn't for this story then I probably wouldn't have just started a college writing class because my writing would still be crap.
You guys make my writing great, so you all deserve cookies and thanks!
Unfortunately, we don't have replicators or working teleporters yet! You'll have to get your own cookies, but I can thank you here.
So, thank you.
Thank you all~!
Rin: See you all next time! (Waves)
Bye~!