Author note:
Wondering Why the Title is Called Kiss my Ass ?! You're Find out!, Now on to Reading/Writing!.
Aka its a HeadSHOT! First Headshot...
Bruces P.O.V
I Then stair at her upset but i then nod I then respond " Why does Joker Trust you more then me?"
Helena then responds " Idk Maybe Because you let him fall into a Fucking Ass Liquid and turned him into what he is today..."
I then respond with a pissed of mood "Well. I"m Sorry My daughter, If you hate me then you Can Kiss my ass for all I care, Better yet I'm..."
Helena then yells " YOUR WHAT! Your what Dad, *Groans then responds* I think its happening"
_Helena P.O.V / Your P.O.V
You wake up and you see Bruce holding Triplets, The doctor then sees you are awake and says " Oh, Mrs.. Um The Triplets are 4, of maybe 5 i think 5 or was it 6, The doctor then says Yes Six... 3 boys, 3 three girls What will there names be?"
You then reply," Umm, for a Boy Thomas Wayne, Scarlett Wayne, Skylar Wayne, Isabella Wayne, Bruce Wayne, And Jason Wayne..."
Bruce then says " What You Name a Child of your's After me.."
I Then reply " Yes, I did Where is Older Jason Anyway?"
Bruce then says " Oh, In the hallway, I can't Hold all these 6 kiddos, Also you were out for 4 days, You lost a lot of blood, But You can also still have Children But Dang, Hey, Hey No Skylar Leave the purse alone."
I then reply while smiling " Well, I'm Glad you are Good at that.."
Bruce then adds " Oh, They are fine there not Starving at all, but Man Does Bruce the one you named after me, Hit Hard so I nicknamed him Brice.."
I then ask " Why Not Batman, lol.."
Bruce then responds blankly " Really Helena, Just Really, No Need for that, Brice is fine he likes it but, He Won't Stop Hitting me, He is very Naughty."
Jason comes in and smiles while speaking up " Well I'm Glad to see you up Helena, And as for Brice, Skylar, Scarlett, Isabella Little Jay and Thomas, They do Need to stop Keeping me up at night, also, Helena, I nicknamed the one you named after me Little Jay, Because Jay is Short for Jason, And it fits him Very much So, Damian Is a Demon.."
When Damian heard that he yells after running in " Am Not! Jason, TWERP!"
I just laid there and rolled my eyes in an act of fighting with words, would like ever going to get to a point, It never has as far as I see is them always rolling down the hill that Jack and Jill feel from after Jack pumped his head trying to get a Pale of water.
Bruce then responds " Okay Boy's Break it up Before you Wake up The Kiddo's Known as Brice, Little Jay, Thomas, Scarlett, Isabella, and Skylar Because I Want them to sleep so I can Sleep."
I then look at him like okay so you never tell me the kids were always keeping you up at night.
Author Note:
Thanks for reading sorry this is short! Chapter 14 is where Helena/You has her kids, Words total is 572 words I hope you like it!
Thanks, The Author Aka
I Hope you enjoyed this...
The Question of this Chapter:
Why Do Jason and Damian Always Fight?
My Answer:
Because they never get along.
Reader's Answer:
P.S I'll Wait!
Thanks Again
