While legolas cried and moaned for help, a deep baritone voice rumbled from inside his sculpted belly.
"You have to get the daddy" it demanded demandingly "or you will die"
Legolas screamed in ecstasy. His intelligent elf brain has told him what to do!
He pushes gimli roughly away with his superior elf strength. Gimli looks shocked but he's just a dirty dwarf so he doesnt' matter.