Chapter 8: The Meeting
"So, I do have a couple of pranks. However, I also want you guys to pair up and think up of a prank that you can use on Kid Flash," Jinx explained to the two groups of people. "My two pranks are: dyeing all of Kid Flash's clothes to pink and putting itching powder in his clothes.
"The pairs will be the following people: Billy and Robin, Gizmo and Beastboy, Mammoth and Cyborg, Seemore and Starfire and Kyd and Raven. You guys should come up with a couple of pranks, and please reconvene in about 10 minutes."
Wykkyd, Jinx tried to direct, what she hoped would be, loud thoughts towards the teleporter.
Yes, oh wise, and illustrious leader? Kyd Wykkyd asked.
Don't get too close to her, you never know when the Titans will betray you. She cautioned.
Then why would you set us up as partners?
To keep Robin from suspecting anything, I think I did a fair job, thanks to your warning, she told him, a smirk evident in her thoughts. Kyd almost snarled, but was stopped by Raven's voice.
"Luca?" her tentative voice sounded almost cute.
"Yo," his reply was.
"What's your idea?" Wykkyd looked around the area with fake suspicion across his features, then, he motioned for her to come closer. Raven walked closer to him, and he leaned down to whisper in her ear.
"I think," then he paused to look around again, "that we should get out of here."
Raven bit her lip to keep a smile off her face. She nodded.
"What a grand idea. Shall we go back to our tree?" she asked him, holding out her arm.
"I think we shall," he replied smirking and linked arms with her. The pair began to walk away from the fountain and to a tree a minute or two away.
"I would suggest nightmares," Raven stated as soon as they got comfortable.
"I would suggest sending him into the middle of the ocean whenever he says Jinx," Wykkyd said in reply, shrugging his shoulders. Raven smirked at him.
"And how would you suggest we monitor his speech?" she asked him.
"Hey, you're the witch here, not me," Wykkyd slightly joked. Raven rolled her eyes and pushed Wykkyd's shoulders.
"Fine. So, if Jinx approves of your idea, then whenever he says 'Jinx' in your or my hearing/affinity, then we immediately teleport him a few miles away from the shore. Does that sound good?" Wykkyd nodded.
"What do you think Starfire and Seemore are coming up with?" Wykkyd asked Raven. Raven grinned.
"Starfire will probably have Flash be chased or caged with some kind of alien monster from her planet," she replied. "What about Seemore?" Wykkyd also smiled.
"I think that Seemore will want Kid Flash to be put in a hamster wheel," Kyd replied, a smile also creeping up on his face.
"Are you kidding? That sounds more like Beast Boy!" Raven cried. The two began to chuckle as they began to throw ideas out as to what the others were thinking of.
"I think that one of them will want to hang Kid Flash from the Eiffel Tower. You know, from his underwear," Wykkyd said.
"Maybe one of them will take Kid's clothes away from him and let him only be clad in underwear or less," Raven said chuckling. Wykkyd shook his head.
"Wouldn't that be the same as seeing him in his superhero suit anyways? You know with all that spandex, it's not like you guys can hiding anything," he said smirking. Raven mocked hit his arm. Wykkyd puppy pouted. The empathath laughed.
"Raven! Come in Raven!" Robin's frantic voice interrupted the two normally silent super humans.
"Yes Robin?" Raven snapped at her leader, her face immediately becoming expressionless.
"Um. We're all waiting for you and Wykkyd to show," Robin said nervously at the dark fire that was appearing in her eyes.
"Okay Robin, we'll be over there in a second." Raven looked at Wykkyd.
"Once again, boy blunder has destroyed peace and quiet as we knew it," the teleporter declared. Raven chuckled.
"Come on, let's go before they send Beast Boy for us," Raven said getting up and wiping off the nonexistent dirt on her jeans. Wykkyd sighed.
"Yeah. That would just be the perfect ending to the perfect day, wouldn't it?" he said sarcastically as he stood up and they began to walk back to the fountain.
"You think that this day is perfect?" Raven teased. Egad! Love cried out gleefully. Raven's teasing!
Shut it! Raven snapped at her emotion. It had been a while since one of her emotions had talked.
"Compared to normal days? It's as close to perfect as it can get," Wykkyd replied without thinking, and cursed himself in his mind.
Raven nodded.
The walk back to the group was a comfortable silence, if not short. The two immediately felt the loss of each others presence when they both saw that their teams sat apart from the other, and sat with their team. Jinx stood up.
"Alright then, who wants to go first?" she addressed the group. Starfire raised her hand to the sky.
"Oh! Oh! We do, Friend Jinx!" she exclaimed, jumping a little. Seemore sighed, but went to stand near Starfire. "Friend Seemore, you may go first!" The curly haired teen reluctantly began to speak.
"We decided to have Kid Flash be put to sleep for a while, then, while he's asleep, he'll be brought to Starfire's planet and be chased by a Potkin?" Starfire corrected him.
"A Portkin," she said. "It's this HUGE creature that is like an orange dinosaur in your earth culture," Starfire explained. Jinx looked a little unsure at the alien girl's explanation of the monster.
"Is it dangerous?" the witch asked.
"Oh no!" was the alien's response. Jinx still looked a little wary, but accepted their prank.
"Who would like to go next?" Beast Boy raised his hand. Gizmo glared at the changeling.
"Snot-nosed, pitt-sniffer, the barf-smelling hairball, gunk-eater..."
"We decided to put Kid Flash into a giant hamster ball, and not let him out of it for a week," Beast Boy quickly said, effectively cutting off the irritated teenager. Jinx nodded.
Raven smirked, and hid it behind her hand. She telepathically spoke to Wykkyd.
Personally, I think that Flash will have too much fun with the hamster ball.Raven saw Wykkyd fight a smirk.
Indeed.
Also, I personally think that we should go last. Your thoughts?
I'm cool with that.
"Mammoth and I thought that we might as well give Kid Flash a wedgie and put him on top of the Eiffel tower," Cyborg said.
"And how, pray tell, are you going to get him on the top of the Eiffel tower?" Jinx asked.
"We were hoping that we could use Raven or Wykkyd for that part," Cyborg replied, looking to Raven for help. She sighed.
"Yeah sure Cy."
"Thanks."
After a moment of silence, Robin stepped forward.
"Billy and I decided that we should dye Kid Flash himself pink, as well as his hair, as a spin off of Jinx's idea."
"As much as I like originality, that is pretty good, but you're going to need to get another prank as well."
"Wykkyd and I have another prank that Robin and Billy could use," Raven suggested after a few moments of uncomfortable silence. Robin and Billy looked at each other. Billy shrugged.
"We might as well," Billy told the Teen Titan's leader. Robin nodded to Raven.
"Well, they both technically need either me or Wykkyd to complete it. Whenever Kid Flash says 'Jinx', he will be sent to the middle of the ocean, this will be technically executed by myself or Wykkyd. For Wykkyd and mine's prank, he's going to be given some ridiculous dreams," Raven said.
"That sounds good," Jinx said.
"When are we going to execute our pranks?" Seemore asked his leader.
"Umm... Dying both his person and clothes and the 'Jinx' teleporting prank will be through out this pranking season. Cyborg's and Mammoth's will take two days tops, so we'll do yours first. The hamster ball will be for a week, but you guys will need time to procure the ball, so yours will be next. Seemore and Starfire, you guys will be last. I guess that would take a couple of days for yours right?" Starfire nodded. "Okay then. Should we have one last prank?" Raven spoke up.
"Well, in order to dye Kid Flash's clothes, we'll need to steal them, so why don't we take some of his clothes and hide them in public places, while the rest will be dyed pink."
"But doesn't dying clothes take a while?" Seemore asked.
"So then he'll have to prance around naked!" Beast Boy proclaimed. The teens snickered.
"I would actually rather not see Kid Flash's privates, so we'll leave him with underwear," Raven said rolling her eyes. Cyborg broke in.
"That actually reminds me of my initiation ceremonies. Why don't we get Flash to do it?"
"Why not? We'll do it at the time of stealing his clothes," Robin said, grinning evilly.
"We should let Wykkyd and Billy steal Kid's clothes during the initiation ceremony," said Raven. "That way, all five of us will be there, so Kid Flash won't be suspicious." Robin nodded.
"I guess that's that," Jinx said. "Contact us when you guys are ready for the pranking to begin. Let's go guys." With that, the H.I.V.E. Five walked away.
"Are you ready team?" Robin asked. They all nodded. "Okay, let's go."
The Teen Titans all headed back the way they came.
A/N Yeah... Not the most climatic moment huh? Oh well. I didn't really know how to finish this chapter, so I decided to leave it at that. Sorry for making ya'll wait on this chapter. Hope that you can forgive me! ;)
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