Matteo585: Hehe, I can understand why you would make this misinterpretation. No, not actual weapons like swords and guns are used as weapons in wrestling. That would be crazy, reckless and honestly, too easy. Plus, it would kill someone.
What I meant by weapons, I mean wooden tables, ladders, steel chairs, trash cans, kendo sticks, baseball bats and even steel steps can be used as a weapon. You just hit your opponents with these objects, so basically let's say Corey hits Carrie with a steel chair (in my case, a guitar), or Kon bodyslams Konnie into a table (in my case, a drum set).
If this doesn't seem clear, I recommend looking up "WWE Extreme Rules match" on YouTube to get a better understanding for what can happen in the Grojband vs. Newmans match at WrestleMania.
And seriously? Swords? This is wrestling, not sword fighting. They don't call the event SwordfightMania. They call the event WRESTLEMania because it's WRESTLING!
Previously on Grojband's WrestleMania Moment 2: Texas Style...
In the middle of a heel promo delivered by Paul Heyman to promote Brock Lesnar's match against Dean Ambrose at WrestleMania, the Newmans invade Raw and attack the two. They want an opportunity to perform at WrestleMania and outshine Grojband. This prompts Corey, Laney, Kin, and Kon to step up and defend their honor. Vince McMahon walks in and stops the two, saying that there's only one way to settle arguments in the WWE, a wrestling match. This makes Corey and Grojband to challenge the Newmans to a Battle of the Bands Match at WrestleMania. The opposing band accepts the challenge and a new battle is booked for the biggest WrestleMania ever!
Chapter 5: Raw is Grojband Part 3: Interruption
As the night went by, Monday Night Raw was about to come to their ending mark. The audience at home, as well as in the arena are treated to a backstage promo that happened moments after Grojband challenged the Newmans to a Battle of the Bands Match at WrestleMania.
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Corey and Carrie, representing their respective bands, we're sitting at a table backstage right behind a curtain, and a poster of this year's WrestleMania. They both look at each other with annoyance and hate. It's not long before Vince McMahon comes in with two men, presumably his lawyers, as well as a folder in his hands.
Vince McMahon: Alright you two, if we're gonna make this match official, we need you both to sign some contracts.
Vince McMahon opens the folder and pulls out two separate contracts, one for each. They're both contract to officially call their bands mates, WWE Superstars. Lenny, Kim, and Konnie already signed Carrie's contract, while Laney, Kin, and Kon already signed Corey's. Both contracts offer the same offer, an official temporary entry into the WWE roster for one month. The contracts say they will expire at 11:59pm, on April 3rd, 2016, when WrestleMania is over. They both sign their contracts and give them back to Mr. McMahon, officially becoming WWE Superstars.
Mr. McMahon then pulls out one single contract and hands it to Carrie. She looks at it carefully before scribbling her signature on one of the dotted lines with her name. She tosses the contract folder to Corey, who catches it instantly. He takes a look at the paper and sees the WrestleMania 32 logo on the top. The contract reads as follows:
GROJBAND
(Corey Riffin, Laney Penn, Kin Kujira and Kon Kujira)
VS.
THE NEWMANS
(Carrie Beff, Lenny Nepp, Kim Kagami, and Konnie Kagami)
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Let it be known that on this date in the city of Peaceville, CA, USA, the granting of a Battle of the Bands Match to WWE Superstars, Corey Riffin, Laney Penn, Kin, and Kon Kujira of Grojband, and Carrie Beff, Lenny Nepp, Kim, and Konnie Kagami of the Newmans. This match will take place at the World Wrestling Entertainment event, "WrestleMania 32" at AT&T Stadium in the city of Arlington, TX, USA on Sunday, April 3rd, 2016.
After looking over the contract, Corey picks up the pen and signs it, making the match official and ready to be added to the match card. He gives the contract to Mr. McMahon who takes it willingly.
Vince McMahon: Oh and one more thing, to whoever loses this match, even if it's Grojband, or the Newmans, whoever loses at WrestleMania will be released from their contracts early.
He starts to look, and sound angry too.
Vince McMahon: Because I will walk up to whoever loses the match and scream to the top of my lungs... 'YOU'RE FIRED!'
He says his iconic catchphrase as he walks away,with the contract in hand. The two band leaders look at each other, hoping that their respective bands succeed at WrestleMania.
As the scene switches back to the arena, the lights switch on as the stage changes from red to purple as a recognizable superstar's theme is playing.
Woo Woo Woo! You know it!
Ohh, radio, tell me everything you know!
A superstar walks to the top of the ramp, to a slew of cheers. He is wearing silver trunks withpurple accents as he holds his hands in the air, making a letter 'L' with the right hand, and the letter 'I' on the left to make the insignia, 'L.I.'
I like to sing with the radio, I like to play it real loud.
I like to drive with the top down, rolling like thunder, always drawing a crowd.
*DING!* *DING!* *DING!*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 224 pounds, 'Long Island Iced Z' Zack Ryder!
Every babe's gonna wanna piece of me. Yeah!
I stare into the mirror, I like the things I see.
The superstar known as Zack Ryder walks to the ring as his song continues to play. He climbs the turnbuckles and makes his L.I. insignia.
Oh Radio
Tell me everything you know
I will believe your every word, just tell me so
I see the look in their eyes, I see desire in their lies, lies, lies, lies, lies.
In their lies
His music fades away as the stage switches from purple to black, as it starts flashing white. The the song stats to grow more violent, before hitting a spot of the song and letting loose. A burly man with a black t-shirt that says 'Fight Owens Fight' and MMA shorts walks out of the stage, holding the Intercontinental Championship in his shoulder.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Maryville, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 266 pounds, he is the Intercontinental Champion, Kevin Owens!
As Kevin Owens was down the aisle, Michael Cole takes the time to address the audience watching worldwide about Kevin Owens.
Michael Cole: And here comes the Intercontinental Champion, Kevin Owens, and he faces one of the many opponents in his WrestleMania match, Zack Ryder. And... Hey! What the hell?!
Kevin Owens just enters the ring before Trina tins down the ramp and slides into the ring. She attacks Kevin Owens in the back with a steel chair.
Michael Cole: Oh my god! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not part of the entertainment tonight. This is another attack this time from a crazy, pink haired teenage girl.
As he kept hitting Kevin Owens with the chair, a group of referees climbed into the ring and stopped Trina from going further.
Trina; Let me go!
The referees wouldn't let go as medical staff took Kevin Owens away on a stretcher. Trina continued to move her way out of the referees until...
Style and grace, I'm never gonna be done
Lean on in, now Welcome to the Queendom
The stage turns black and pink as someone walks out of the back. The fans boo her as this is one of the Principal owners of WWE, and Vince McMahon's daughter, Stephanie McMahon. She comes out wearing a women's business suit and an angered look on her face.
The Queendom. Where the kings bow down, then relinquish the crown.
Y'all gonna hate me now, I'll just turn that around and make you
Love me love me love me.
Stephanie McMahon: Cut the music! Cut the music!
The song cuts off as she enters the ring to face Trina. The WWE Universe boos her as unlike her father whom the audience likes, the WWE Universe hates her for being pompous and bratty, always claiming that the WWE belongs to her, and that she owns every single superstar in the back as well as claiming ownership of every man, woman, and child in the audience.
Stephanie McMahon: Who the hell are you?! And what are you doing in my ring?
Trina: I'm Trina, and I was trying to get some attention!
Stephanie McMahon: Attention?! For who?
Trina : The one you call The Undertaker!
Upon hearing that name, the WWE Universe boos at Trina for trying to provoke the Deadman. Stephanie McMahon initially laughs, but after seeing Trina's serious face, her smile disappears.
Stephanie McMahon: Look kid, you need to knock it off. It's stupid for you to try to get The Undertaker's attention so don't even try.
Trina: Oh?! Why? Is he chicken?!
The boos grow louder as Trina mocks the eternal legend of The Undertaker.
Stephanie McMahon: I'd stop if I were you...!
Trina: These fools worship The Undertaker like a god, but to me he's just an old wash up!
The WWE Universe erupts in boos as Trina continues to berate The Undertaker.
Stephanie McMahon: Security! Get her out of here!
The security guards all pick up Trina and start to walk out if the ring, but Trina continues to belittle The Undertaker.
Trina: Hey Taker! You may be a great wrestler, but to me you're just a B-I-T-C...
*DONG!*
The live crowd immediately erupts in roaring rawcus cheers as the loud church gong is heard, interrupting Trina. The lights all shut off as the arena goes dark, including the stage.
*DONG!*
Some of the lights above the ring start flashing as the crowd all know who's coming from behind the stage. The stage even starts to fog and smoke up.
*DONG!*
The Raw stage turns purple and shows images of dark clouds and bright purple lightning as the flashing lights stop.
*DONG!*
Sounds of a church choir start singing eerie sounds as more church gongs fill the arena. The lights turn purple and flash repeatedly, as the gongs continue.
*DONG!*
The choir voiced sing louder and louder until the music changes into a glorified death march. A white spotlight shines on the stage as a man with a black singlet and black pants walks out into the spotlight. The man also wears black boots, black MMA gloves, a black trench coat and a black hat. He looks menacing as he stares at the pink haired girl. The crowd cheers as this is the legendary WWE Superstar, and the very person Trina wanted to find, The Undertaker
The Undertaker starts walking slowly to the ring as the crowd shows their respect by clapping and chanting his name.
Crowd: Undertaker! *Clap! Clap! Clap clap clap!* Undertaker! *Clap! Clap! Clap clap clap!* Undertaker! *Clap! Clap! Clap clap clap!* Undertaker! *Clap! Clap! Clap clap clap!*
The audience claps, cheers, and even make bowing gestures as if they're bowing down to a god. The Undertaker stops at the end of the stage. He walks to the steps and walks on top of them into the ring. He looks at Trina with a menacing glare. The Undertaker snatches the microphone from Stephanie McMahon's hands. He raised the mic to his lips as a dark, gritty, and aged voice comes to the speakers.
The Undertaker: Trina Riffin...
The WWE Universe cheers as his voice is heard.
The Undertaker: You dare summon me, little girl.
Trina is then let go by the referees as she stands toe to toe with The Phenom. The WWE Universe boos at Trina for being disrespectful to the legend.
Trina: I've come for a purpose, to get revenge on you.
The Undertaker: Revenge?
Trina: Yeah! You buried me alive last year, and that was the most scared I've been in my life! Now that I've got you right where I want you, I can bury you like you did to me.
The Undertaker looks at Trina as if she's being serious.
The Undertaker: I am not one to provoke, little girl. Do not waste my time!
He turns the other way as he begins to walk away. Trina was losing her opportunity to enact her revenge. She then looks back at the WrestleMania sign above the ring, and a smile grows and a sinister idea pops into her head.
Trina: If you don't want to face me now, then I challenge you to a match at WrestleMania!
The crowd is shocked! This nobody has challenged the ultimate Superstar in all of WWE to a match at the Grandest Stage of Them All, WrestleMania. The Undertaker looks behind with a confused look on his face.
The Undertaker: You honestly think you can defeat me at WrestleMania?!
Trina nods with anger and determination.
The Undertaker: I have nothing to prove to you! My answer is no!
He starts to walk away as Trina smirks.
Trina: I should have known you would be scared. I mean yeah I know you were undefeated at WrestleMania for 21 years, but that all changed... When your legacy died!
The Undertaker once again looked back, this time, a bit angry as Trina reminded him of WrestleMania XXX two years ago. The Undertaker facing off against Brock Lesnar in New Orleans. The Undertaker gave two Tombstone Piledrivers to Lesnar, but it wasn't enough as Brock Lesnar delivered three F5's. Lesnar pins the Undertaker and wins the match, hereby destroying the legendary Streak at WrestleMania, once and for all.
This was a memory that has destroyed the Undertaker's legacy, but Trina is using that to her advantage.
Trina: Then again I should have known you were weak. You're not a strong, deadly Phenom that these people see you as. You're just, a weak, old, b***h!
Crowd: Oooooh!
That was the final straw!
The Undertaker, with wide, furious eyes, snaps back and grabs Trina by the throat. She gags and chokes as The Undertaker delivers his Chokeslam, performs as Undertaker picks Trina off her feet and slams her to the mat, back first. The crowd cheers as the Undertaker is back and still willing to wrestle. He picks up the microphone. And speaks.
The Undertaker: You should have been more careful! Because now, the demon is unleashed! You want to face me, at WrestleMania!
Trina, with weary eyes, nods as the Undertaker is more furious. The Undertaker holds the mic tightly as he points down at her.
The Undertaker: You're on! I accept!
The audience cheers loudly, but The Undertaker speaks again as he's not done.
The Undertaker: On one condition, the match will be... inside... Hell in a Cell!
The fans roar again as this match will be a Hell in a Cell Match at WrestleMania.
The Undertaker: At WrestleMania, I will open up the Gates of Hell, and unleash a fury, that no mortal man has ever seen, to make sure at WrestleMania... you will...
The Undertaker rolls his eyes back as his pupilless, white eyes stare deadly into Trina's.
The Undertaker: Rest... in... Peace...!
The Undertaker walks back to the stage as his music hits once again. Michael Cole addresses the situation to the audience at home, watching.
Michael Cole: You've heard it here folks! It will be Trina Riffin, and The Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match...at WrestleMania! All I have to say to that young lady... may God have mercy on her soul...
To be Continued...
A/N: And now we have our second WrestleMania match set up!
Trina Riffin Vs. The Undertaker
Hell in a Cell Match
Now I have to say that Matteo585 did request something similar to this last year. He wanted to see Trina vs. Kane, because of how fierce he looks in Scooby Doo WrestleMania Mystery. But I went against it because...
A. I had no plans to add Trina in the story except for her role as an audience member.
And...
B. Kane is not that scary in real life anymore. So this idea never came true.
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Of course there was someone scarier than Kane and that was his brother The Undertaker.
Here's a little explanation to show how fierce Undertaker is. He's a 7 time WWE Champion, he's been with the WWE for 25 and an half years, and he's had an undefeated record at WrestleMania of 21-0, defeating the likes of Triple H, CM Punk, Mark Henry, Batista, and even Kane. He's even beaten him twice on separate WrestleManias. Of course his current record is 22-1 as Brock Lesnar broke his streak in 2014. But still, The Undertaker is a force you should not take lightly.
So to Matteo585, I'm sorry you didn't get to see Kane vs. Trina like you wanted, but trust me. This is a better replacement. Trust me, the Undertaker is more vicious than Kane.
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Anyway, who else thought it was stupid for Trina to call our the Undertaker like that? I know it's stupid to call out any WWE Superstar, but The Undertaker?! That's a deathwish! Oh well, I can tell you that Trina has got herself to blame for this match. She wanted the Undertaker, now, she has him. Oh well.
Find out what hapoens next on the Road to WrestleMania for Grojband, next time!