Leon had chased after Jill for about two hours before he finally decided he was lost. He hadn't seen her since she'd left the office, so he didn't actually know which way she'd gone, but he knew for a fact that she wasn't here; he'd somehow found himself in a parking lot underground.
He was sitting on the hood of a car, eating a banana he'd found in a lunch room on his way down, thinking of his next move. He could go back up to find Claire, but really wanted to find the strange police girl.
His thoughts were interrupted with the sound of a gunshot. Leon dropped his banana, slid down the hood of the car and ducked behind it. He looked over the top, and saw someone standing there, aiming their gun at the ground. He ducked down again, and heard another gunshot. When he looked back up, the person was gone.
"Weird..." he said, but not too loud. He stood up and stepped out from behind the car to look at what was on the ground. It was a dog, but all gutsy and dead-looking. Zombie dogs now, great, he thought.
"Freeze."
Leon froze, looking around. A woman stepped out from behind a pillar, her gun aimed right at his head. He couldn't see her very well, but could tell she was in a slightly short skirt or dress, and had short hair. "Oh great, I finally found you! Man, you're quick on your feet!" he said.
"Excuse me? Have we already met?" asked the woman, confused.
Leon laughed. "Oh come on, Jill, I met you upstairs! You can't pull the whole 'I don't know you' bit on me, I'm immune girls' excuses," he said.
The woman lowered her gun a bit. "...What?" she asked.
"Seriously, don't even try, it won't work...I know why you lured me down here. You can't resist my manly charm," said Leon.
The woman brought the gun back up. "Okay, seriously, I have no idea who you are or what the hell you're talking about, but if you don't tell me who you are this instant, I'll shoot you in your 'manly charm', okay?" she said.
Leon laughed again and took a step forward. "Don't be so defensive, you can't stop chemistry. And don't worry, Claire's not around, it's just the two of us, Jill," he said.
The girl stepped forward, no longer hidden in the shadows. "I'm not Jill," she said.
Leon looked her over. "Hey, when did you change your outfit? I kind of liked your mini skirt...and did you change your hair too? And," he stopped and noticed her Asian features. "Wait a second, you're not Jill!" he said.
The girl rolled her eyes and lowered her gun. "That only took a good five minutes..." she said.
"Who are you?" asked Leon.
She sighed. "Ada...Ada Wong," she said.
"Well, Ada, you're pretty."
"...Thanks?"
"Like, really pretty."
"Alright, stop it."
"Maybe even prettier than Jill."
"WHO THE FUCK IS JILL!?" yelled Ada.
Leon smirked. "Oh, you don't have to worry about her. I think I'm done obsessing over her. Anyways, my name's Leon," he said.
"I don't really care," said Ada.
"Me neither..." said Leon, not really paying attention to what he was agreeing to. "So what brings you to the station?" he asked.
Ada put her gun away. "I'm looking for my boyfriend, John," she said.
Leon sighed. "Oh...Been together long?" he asked.
"Not really," said Ada.
"Do you love him?" asked Leon.
"I think he might be dead," said Ada.
Score! Thought Leon. "That's terrible. If you still need to look for a boyfriend, I can help," he said.
"That'd be great," said Ada. "I know someone who might know him, but I can't get to the door behind that car."
Leon looked at a small buggy behind her and nodded. "Not a problem, I'll push it out of the way for you," he said.
"Well you can help me, it looks pretty heavy," said Ada.
Leon shook his head and walked over to the buggy. "No worries, Ada, I got this," he said. He stretched his arms then started pushing the buggy, but it didn't move.
Ada cleared her throat, and when he looked up he saw her standing next to an armored car, grinning. "This car, Leon," she said.
"Oohhhh...That's a truck, Ada. But it's okay, I don't know much about cars either," he said. He walked over and sighed. "Yeah, I guess you can help me with this. I wouldn't wanna dent it or anything," he said.
Ada rolled her eyes again and together, they pushed the armored car/truck forward just far enough to clear the door.
Leon looked at Ada, nodded, and walked to the door. He felt nervous, suddenly standing in the holding cells of the station. "This guy you know..." he started.
"He's not a bad guy, he's just hiding in here," said Ada.
"How do you know that?" asked Leon.
"I just do, now shut up and keep moving."
"Okay, bossy lady..." said Leon as he kept walking past more doors. He walked past the empty cells, sighing. "I don't think anyone's here," he said.
Ada walked past him and ran through a door, but Leon stayed close to avoid another Jill incident. He followed her to the last cell down the hall, where a man was sleeping on a bed.
"Ben? Are you sleeping?" asked Ada.
"Who's Ben?" asked Leon.
"Shut up, Leon. Hey, Ben! Come on, I need to talk to you!" said Ada.
The man stirred and looked up. "What do you want now? I already told you everything I know about the lab," he said.
"What lab?" asked Leon.
"The Lab is a TV show, Leon, don't worry about it," said Ada.
"Oh...okay then."
Ada looked back to Ben. "I need to find John," she said.
"John died. Sorry, bra," said Ben.
Ada sighed. "Yeah, I figured as much. Okay well, have you seen anyone else around here?" she asked.
"Seriously, I told you everything I know. I'm trying to sleep, so if you wouldn't mind getting the fuck out of here, I'd appreciate it," said Ben. He plopped his head back down on the pillow and pretended to snore.
Leon walked to the bars of the cell and slammed his fist on it. "Hey man, that's no way to talk to a lady! You should apologize now before I come in there and-"
He heard the sound of a door closing and looked aside, noticing Ada had left. "Oh no...not this again!" he said as he ran for the door.
"Loser..." said Ben.
