Small note - Thanks for reading I guess. I don't know why you are here but enjoy. Oh and btw big fat not safe for pans warning on this one. Oh yeah, it's also a small chapter. Deal with it.
Chapter 1 – Why am I here
Beinz awoke to a ear splitting crash (except he has no ears). He jumped so hard the tin cover almost shot off in surprise. Beinz scanned the kitchen for the girl, she was nowhere to be found. Where did that crash come from?
"U-uh a little help?" A curious voice floated upwards. Beinz had no recognition of this voice. He creeped over to the edge of the shelf and spied the pan lying on the floor. Almost speechless Beany stared down in disbelief.
"You just spoke! I didn't think you could.", "Neither did I" the pan replied swiftly. "Now, are you going to join me or what?".
Unsure as to why, Beinz flung himself over the edge with no hesitation. As if some divine force was bringing the two together. Beinz landed inside the pan, blushing as he did so. His sleek silver tin turning a crimson red. The pan looked longingly towards Beany. What was this feeling? She couldn't comprehend it. She spied the sheepish grin upon the beans metaphorical face and giggled.
"I uh, well what do we do now" a nervous squeak erupted from Beany. "Well, I have you right where I want you" the pan shot back as she tightened her psychological grip around her beloved. "I have been wanting to do this ever since I laid my eyes on you." The pan whispered as Beany felt a kiss being planted upon his tin. The cling of metal colliding sent sparks flying across the room.
"Damn that was... incredible." Beinz panted this out, breath taken by what had just occurred. Beany looked over at the pan and moved on instinct. He laid himself, inside the pan on the base, allowing himself to be rolled as she see fit. They giggled and continued this consistently for a solid 2 hours.
Sparks shot around the room one last time as they came to a stop. They both panted, gulping for air after the best couple of hours of their life. They were now bonded, by soul and love.
"I-i..."
"love you too" the pan finished.
After they had both regained their breaths, they head for the door. Ready to shut this place behind them. Beany said one last goodbye to the place he had called home. And they set off, on an epic but super sexy quest.
A/N : Why the f**k are you reading this. Oh well, hope you enjoyed. I probably won't make another one of these for a long time unless liv (NYCP) tells me to make another. Bye have a nice day!