Sorry it's past Christmas but I'm sure we're all still feeling the Holiday Spirit. Here we find out what Morph's name is. I made up his last name, but I think I have his first name correct. I say that because the cartoon Morph here is very different from the AoA Morph. So this Morph has a different name than the AoA Morph. Good points to note about that is AoA Morph is he's white bald and scentless TAS this Morph looks 'normal' and has a scent. This is proven twice Morph has a scent when Logan smelled Morph disguised as the Professor, and then tracked him down in the next episode. Then in the episode where they all lost their powers Morph looked normal, so they are two different Morph's. So, for fun see if you can guess this Morph's name before Jubilee figures it out. God bless!
Bursting, To Get An Idea!
"Yup, it's true, I got all the patients in the world, most of the time, but it's so true, that the 9th thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me; is finding a parking space !"
"No kidding eh." They were stuck at the very end of the parking lot, due to the heavy amount of vehicles; they really had little choice, when they arrived they couldn't find one much closer. "Daddy I want some candy!"
"Get a job, ya bum!"
As they got the groceries and gifts and things packed away in the trunk of the car Jubilee snickered at Morph. "Logan can so be the rigging up the lights guy he's so got the husky voice for it."
"Ha, yeah right, no way, he won't sing, not even a song like that."
"I know, last year he wouldn't sing either, and it was my first year as an X-Man. 'Kid, the day you catch me singing Jingle Bells is the day pigs fly,'" she tried to mimic his voice a bit. "And poor Cyke is totally tone-deaf and sings like he's going through puberty, but at least he tried. Hey, so how many cups of Vanilla coffee did you have today?"
"Enough to give me one good buzz, why? Three."
"That's a lot of coffee, Morphy, plus it is rush-hour."
"I don't get you. What's your point?"
"Let me put it to you this way. I sure hope that even with your powers, that you can drive, with your legs, crossed, if you do get stuck in traffic with nowhere to, you know, go. And I do mean go."
"Oh, well, yeah, now that you mention it, yeah, guess I do have to go, kinda badly. Yeah good idea, last thing I want to do is have to be stuck in traffic with a full bursting bladder, I can't stand it. Got to go too?"
"Yeah, it's also kind of why I asked. Probably a good idea to pee before we leave for home," so locking the car up, they head on in for a quick restroom run.
"Oh man, now I really need the bathroom. You know once you start thinking about it, that's when you really have to go, and it starts filling up fast. I don't think I would have made it home, dry, if I did get stuck."
"Oh come on, Morph, you can't tell me you've never…"
"What," he says bouncing a bit; a hand on his filling bladder, as he holds the door open for her.
"Thanks. You never have, have you?"
"What; have an accident? Sure, a few times, when I was younger, who hasn't done that, but I've long outgrew all of that."
"No, something else, ha, ha, ha, oh never mind, you probably can't do it anyhow."
"Oh, come on, just tell me."
"Well, only if you tell me your name first."
"Forget it. I can give you another hint though if you like, since you're the first one to ask me what my name is."
"I might be tempted to tell you if I can guess it."
"You can also call me by half of my full name, if you like. Parents will sometimes just name their kids just by the half name. But I'm not that spelling of it."
"What the heck is that supposed to mean? No, can't do it, I can't guess it."
Morph groaned and rolled his eyes, it should be obvious, by now, what his name is, he figured, but no, she didn't get it yet. Off to the restroom, now Morph, was really getting antsy and desperate for relief, but he wasn't going to get a reprieve, as the men's side was all closed up for a cleaning. "Oh no, and I really got to go!"
"Well the girl's room is free."
"Isn't that nice for you, but you didn't have 3 cups of coffee, I did." Waiting for her to use the washroom, Morph didn't want to run off to go use one of the other restrooms, and leave Jubilee alone here, unannounced like that. That he was running off to go use a different washroom. Especially not with all the big crowds of crazed Christmas shoppers, and now add to that, all the teenagers out from school, on holidays, and looking for trouble. He figured that it would freak her right out that he was missing, by running off to go find a free restroom in the very crowded mall, announced like that. Then again, he sure didn't want to have to wait that much longer for Jubilee either, if she didn't get on out of that restroom real quick like! Leaning up against the wall, a leg crossed over; squish-hunch-bending down a bit, it was now getting very critical; Morph had to find a bathroom, and right soon! At last Jubilee came out and she saw the dire situation he was in!
"Oh, no, do you really got to go that badly?"
"Three cups of coffee, what do you think? Yes of course! Come on, I have to find a bathroom, now, before I really do wind up having a major accident, from a dry-run of about 15 years. Boy you're not kidding I would have never made it home dry." The food court restroom was a no-go, literally, so it was off to try the main public restrooms on the first floor.
Laughing wickedly, 2 punk kids ran out, as the janitor chased right after them. "You damn rotten kids! Get back here right now and clean up your damn mess!" Even with a very full bladder, Morph dashed after and nabbed the 2 boys by stretch extending his arms using his powers! But that was only right after Jubilee had dashed over and blinded the 2 nasty boys momentarily with her mutant powers! "Thanks. Don't worry, I'm on your side after I heard what they did to Xavier. Oh-ho, now, now you're going to get it." Not a bit of concern that they were caught by two mutants, he was after these mess makers for over an hour who were trashing up and backing up men's room facilities. He was having a hell of a time unclogging some of the toilets, and a few might even have to be taken apart and even replaced just to unclog the mess they left! What a mess! And on the busy Christmas holiday rush! All the janitor cared about, right now, was that they were finally caught, and now they were both going to have to pay for all of the damages they did! By first, they were going to be forced to cleanup all their messes they made in all the bathrooms! And if any toilets did have to be replaced, it would come out of theirs and their parent's pocketbooks! "Thanks for catching these 2 punk kids, been after them both for over an hour. I'm sure their parents will be, very interested, to know what these two brats have been up to. Right?!" jerking up on the boy's collars they agreed with resounding head nods that they would be in very big trouble!
"Oooh, yeah no problem you're very welcome." Desperately pinching it back with his legs; the run made the situation a bit dire now, as he was warned, as his full bladder now screamed loudly at him, due to the added pressure of that run, that it was about to break forth, that he was now right on the verge of a breach from the floodgates of his dam, in pending! Still, he had to know, how bad it was in there, and why these kids were running from this guy. "Oooh, oh gosh, so what happened?"
"What's the matter gotta go, piss-s-s-s-s-s!"
"Gotta piss-s-s-s-s real bad?"
"Stop it, you jerks," and slapped their mouths and told them off! "Before you get a lump of coal in your stockings, like I'm sure you're already are getting, along with a huge bill for the damages."
"That is exactly what they are getting they will be paying for any and all damages they caused. These damn kids flooded the men's restrooms by plugging up all of the toilets and urinals."
"Ooh so, how bad is it, can I get in there? Ohh, I really have to go."
"Clogged, all clogged right up, I'm so sorry. Oh, and it's an emergency isn't it?
"Yes, a very desperate one!"
"Yeah and I'm sure that's exactly what these two wanted, someone to have an accident, right?"
"I am going to have an accent if I don't pee soon," he bemoans his situation because that was exactly why they were trashed. Those boys were pointing at him and laughing wickedly as they made a few more toilet bathroom remarks and pee reminding sounds before being slapped again this time by Morph to back of their heads to stop! Plugging his ears and moaning uncomfortably near the verge of doing a full out bathroom dance, but he didn't want to let these sadistic boys to get any pleasure out of his dire station and just did a jiggling bounce, to help him hold it in a little longer! "The other one in the food court is being cleaned."
"Yeah I know unclogged and being cleaned after they trashed it. Next closest one is up the stairs, way down there," he sighs sympathetically, and hauls the boys in there to clean up their mess and to call mall security and their parents! "I don't think they got to that one yet, to damage it."
"Oh no, oooh oh, I had better make it, oooh, it's stinging me badly now." With no choice left Morph rush walked there as fast as he comfortably could. "I'm almost leaking here oh God, ooh aahh."
"Why not just go sneak into the girl's restroom, it's faster."
"No, I think I can make it there, just as long as it's free. What pee as a girl you mean?"
"Yeah, you can, can't you, do that, like you know, ahem, everything uh, ahem like me?"
"Yeah, I can, obviously," nodding in a desperate pee-pain, he stopped for a few seconds to squish both his legs tightly together. Not even thinking straight, because he had to pee so darn badly, and all he could concentrate on was focusing on holding it in a bit longer, and try stay dry, to realize that. All he had to do was change into a female and go back and use the restroom like one! Hell, he could have just ran on in there as himself, considering the fact the men's room was unusable right now, the ladies would understand, hopefully. "Of course can, I'm a shape-shifter; I can do that both oooh literally and physically, like a girl. Yes everything changes including my, ahem, and I have done that once or twice." Now not having much choice in the matter, of how rude it was to do it, in front of a girl. Stuck his hands between his legs, as he crossed, and bounced around a bit! While hoping that the stinging will stop soon so he can continue on to go find some relief at the other restroom! "So was that your idea as we were heading in?" he asks.
"No, but I think you better, just change into me or some other woman and go. I was wondering if you being a shape-shifter could make your bladder bigger, when you really have to go. Haven't you done that before? Or can you not do it?"
"No, I haven't done that before, or thought about it, but hey that's a really great idea, let me see if I can do that, otherwise, I'm going in as you," trying it, instant relief came, with a deep sigh; as it felt like he was going for a pee in a toilet with that instant gratification! As all that intense pressure he had, alleviated itself some to a tolerable level as his bladder grew a few more extra inches in volume to now accommodate that extra, stinging urine inside of him, as he pictured it doing so! "Oh, ooh ohh, yes, oh it works! Ohh, okay, let's make a run for it." Off to the stairs, Morph hurried past all of the crowds of crazed Christmas shoppers, as it started to fill up and sting again! Bursting again, he pushed the door open, and ran inside, straight to the nearest available urinal, and unzipped his jeans! Groaning away, oh that pee felt like pure heaven to get out of him! All the while Jubilee could hear Morph's big loud groan of relief as she giggled away! "Ahhhhh, ohh, sigh, ahh yes," all reverted he was still savoring the relief as he was washing-up his hands, and then walking out to meet Jubilee, who was all giggles hearing him in there.
"Feel better?"
"Ohh yes, so much better yes, oh that's got to be one of the bestest feelings in the world, peeing and having an empty bladder. Oh, and thanks, so much, for spilling to me your idea to try make my bladder bigger, it was very much appreciated thanks," Morph says as something caught his eye, down the end of the hallway, and they went over and took a look, they hadn't been up here yet, mostly it was offices, and a few boring stores, not too much else. There however for the holidays was a new pottery venue up here and they had personalized names, and pictures, and whatnot on them. "Oh hey, oh now this is perfect for my papa, he's a worse coffee addict than I am! So do you have a mug with the name Edward on it by any chance?"
"Uh, no, we're out. But I can have one made up for you by the end of the day. Just pick out the style, color, and design, you want, and give us your number and your name, and we'll give you a call when it's finished."
"Okay. Just a really big mug, he's a big coffee drinker."
"Is he as bad as Logan? He says he can't function without his morning coffee fix."
"Pretty bad, yeah, but not as nasty as Logan is in the morning but he too does like to have his morning coffee fix." Having a look inside to see what they had in stock to choose from Morph spotted the perfect mug. "This one, I love the blue with white specks in it, it looks like snow. I'll also get this big basket of assorted coffees. So, can you put a photo on the mug too?"
"Sure can, if you bring…" with a smile Morph handed her the photo from his X-Jacket pocket before she finished her sentence. "Oh, that's sweet; he'll love that, you on Santa's knee. We could also have it personalized in any font, or in any color, or if you like, we can put on it, the meaning of his name as well if you like."
"Yeah, maybe put that photo on it, and if there's room put the explanation of his name." Having a flip through the name book, he found it. "Yeah, put that on there." Morph decided on the font and color, as Jubilee flipped through that book to see the definition of her name, but then, flipped over to the S names and started looking quickly through them all to try and find a double spelling of a boy's name. She was still at it looking for double spelling of a boy's name when Morph went in to pay for the mug and basket of assorted coffees and work out the details of the mug he was getting for his papa and came back out. "That will look so great when it's all done. So it should be done by what time tonight do you think?"
"Around 6 or 6:30; it usually takes a half-hour to an hour but we're busy so we'll call you when it's done, if it's earlier, no later than tomorrow."
"Thanks. What are you smiling about, Miss. Cheshire cat?"
Snickering, "I think I have a guess what your name is. So is it, Sylvester, or the other spelling of, Silvestre?"
Imitating Tweety Bird, "I taught you would get it! No, no, you didn't, you didn't get it right! Two more guesses. Want to try again?"
"Oh, why did I ever think that would be your name?"
"I got his name here it's…" Morph quickly covered her mouth before she said it.
"She's supposed to guess, don't ruin the fun. Now I gave you some clues, then an extra hint. Think about it all, it should be really obvious, if you think about it, or look in that book; I'm sure it's in there, it's a fairly common name."
"Ohh, umm…" looking through it a bit more she came up with one more. "How about, Stacy; or the girl's spelling of, Stacey, with an extra E, is that right?"
"No," he groans. "You're on the right track. I'll give you one last hint because you helped me out back there. The spelling of my name is the boy's or a girl's spelling of it, from the normal regular boy's spelling of the name."
"Uhh, oh come on, one last guess I got, and if I get it wrong, then I can't guess anymore after that?"
"Oh you can keep on guessing I just won't tell you if you got it right or wrong."
"You're so mean!"
"That's the rules. Just think about it, carefully, before you blurt it out. Named after the place of my conception, you can use half of my name, it's short for my name, like yours, Jubilee is short for Jubilation. I'm the boy girl spelling of the name, and some parents just use the half name for their child, only mine is the other spelling of that name."
Pondering it a bit as she looked a bit more through the names and their meaning book, she skimmed past it the wrong spelling of it, and kept on going and kept right on looking, and got towards the end, and just about gave up, when she spotted it, a repeat name from pages back. "I can't figure it out; it's probably not in here. Wait; hey there are two spellings of that name. Is it… Oh wait, uhh okay, now umm, named after the place you were conceived, that doesn't fit, does it? Umm, okay, but this name, it is the boy or girl spelling of the name. But half of your name, I don't get it, what's that supposed to mean? Oh duh, what am I thinking of, of course! Yeah half your name, duh, and the other spelling, is another common boy's name some parents call their kids," she realized all the clues did fit except the place of his conception. If she thought about it for a few moments longer she would have realized, but she tried her guess, sure of it more so when the lady agreed with her.
"It makes sense, it is short for the full name, regardless how it's spelled," the lady says.
"It is, that is what you meant, half your name, but with the Y spelling," Morph nodded yes. "Because that is half a name, from the other spelling of it, Sidney with an I but can still call you that, Syd, but just with a, Y, not the, I, spelling of the name; Sydney?"
"Oh, and she gets it!"
"Is it?! Where were you conceived? I can't figure it out."
Doing the corny accent, "Down under in Australia, mate! My parents took their honeymoon there, and that's where I was conceived. I guess they weren't thinking too much of protection, or they wanted to have a baby right after marriage."
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, of course, got it, Sydney Australia!"
"Now don't tell the others, keep your mouth shut, unless they ask like you did. Uhh actually, just ask for, Morph, no one will know if you ask for, Sydney."
"Okay, I'll write that down."
Heading off, Sydney/Morph paused by the now freshly cleaned and sanitized food court's men's restrooms. "I'll be right back."
"You just went, you have to go again?"
"A wee bit," he jokes, and heads in to go.
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"Ugh, cranberries, I can't believe I would forget to buy that," groans Jean as she then thinks of other things to write on her shopping list.
"Any calls for me," he asks looking at the clock, it was past 6 now.
"Huh? Oh, no, no calls yet, why, are you expecting a call, and from whom?"
"A pottery lady, she's designing a personalized coffee mug for my papa, she said she would call between 6 and 6:30."
"Oh, great, perfect. Do me a huge favor, Morph, on your way out there, go to the grocery store, and pick me up these things on my list for the Christmas dinner."
"Sure." Seconds later as Jean was busy with writing a few more things down, the phone rang. "I'll get it! It's probably for me. Hello? Yes. Oh great, yeah, I'll be right there. My friend wants me to pick up some groceries on the way there, anyhow. Thanks, bye." Jean was a bit hesitant to put one last thing on the list, a bit personal, but they were all out, or almost out. Regardless, they would need them. "All done the list," he asks as she gets out some money for him to hopefully cover the cost of all the groceries.
"Uh, hmm, I don't know, one more thing, but uhh, hmm, oh, you won't buy it."
"What, sure I will, just put it on the list, and I'll get it."
"Fine, but I don't think you're mature enough to handle it, to buy that. We're all out, and well… Buy three different kinds, of this brand, overnight ones, the panty liners, and regular ones, the ones with wings. If you can manage it; otherwise I'll get them tomorrow."
"Say what!? Oh, uhh, okay, no, no problem," as Morph spotted what she wrote on the list, sanitary napkins. "So, uh, not the kind you wipe your face with, huh?"
"See, I knew it, I knew you couldn't handle it."
"I bought something nasty at the Pharmacy for Scott, and I got confronted with a question about why I was in there, and if that was what I was after, to buy pads or tampons. I'll get them. Besides if I do get freaked out or embarrassed, I can always walk into the store as you," taking Jean's form for a few moments before reverting. "Sweet potatoes, oh, do you know what you're missing, marshmallows; I'll add that to the list."
"Yeah, I did forget that too, ohh my mind is just all, uh," making gobbledygook sounds, and wiggling her fingers by her head!
"Yeah, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, oh yeah that's how I feel sometimes too, but it must be worse for a telepath, to experience that, it must be doubled, at least."