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:( I've been butchering the spelling of konoha.

I've been training hard for the past few weeks. I'm as aware of my limits and abilities as I think I can be. Sensei has given us the Cnunin exam forms. I'm absolutely sure that all three of us are ready. I might be the ace on the team. But Midori is by far the best kunoichi out of the rookie 12. And Ken is just below Sasuke. I have no idea where to consider Naruto. Lee will be a problem, even for me. I might be faster than him without the gates. But with them? Let's hope I don't find out the hard way. Me and Midori have agreed that we should wait before messing around again. I don't want to be thrown of my game with what I can and can't do so close to the exams and when I just got it down.

Since sensei never taught us our elemental affinities, I haven't gone to my father's clan library to learn any of the stolen justu. The closest to it I ever got was Sasuke telling me something that I'm shocked he said, even to a fellow Uchia. 'I'm lead to believe that getting rid of your closest person will make your eyes stronger. Something to consider when you unlock your Sharingan.' I really can't believe he told me that.

As I'm walking around the village. I see Konohamaru bump into Kankuro. I jump up into a tree and watch what happens. It goes exactly how it did in canon.

My team meets up and gives our papers to Sui-sensei. She just nods. "For any of you that reach the third part of the exam, I'll show you your elemental affinity, guaranteed. Now go show them what our team is capable of. And Darge, please don't unnecessarily kill a sand ninja. They are our allies." She disappears.

"Ok, so I lack a little bit of sympathy for strangers...doesn't make me blood thirsty." I mumble. Midori and Keb laugh at my expense. As we walk inside the place the chunin exams will take place and go to the floor, I notice that we are here before any of the other rookie 12 or Gai's team. Perfect.

"You guys sense anything wrong?" Midori nods.

"Yep. This is a genjustu." Ken responds. "Let's wait for the others before we go through!"

"And by others, you mean Ino." Midori says. Ken grins sheepishly. Everything plays out almost exactly how it should.

"You, you were at the top of your class along with Uchia-san, correct!" Lee shouts while pointing at me.

"Guys, let's go." I say, ignoring Lee. Lee looks like he will say something to me, but Naruto shouts at him.

We're in here, waiting for all of our peers to get here. Sasuke is looking at me. Sakura is looking at Sasuke, Naruto looks annoyed, And Ken looks way too excited. "Hey, Sasuke-kun!" Ino shouts as she run towards Sasuke. Ken pouts.

"You guys taking the exam? Troublesome." Shikamaru drones.

"It won't be that bad, Shikamaru." I say. I totally just lied. Sakura and Ino are arguing about Sasuke, as expected.

"Stop being so lazy Shika! And you get away from my Sasuke-kun, forehead!" Ino loudly states.

"Why don't both of you stay away from me?" Sasuke says. Kiba's team was just walking up to us. And everyone stopped. "Both of you are pathetic, and have no use. Why would I want either of you?" Both girls look crushed.

"Hey, don't talk to Sakura-chan like that you bastard!" Naruto shouts while looking ready to fight Sasuke.

"Yeah, I'll kick your ass for talking to Ino like that!" Ken shouts.

"My, you all are drawing a lot of attention to yourself."

Kabuto, yeah, he dies.

"And who are you!?" Kiba asks.

"Hey, hey, I'm a fellow Konoha ninja. I'm just trying to help. I've taken the exams 7 times, you know."

"Than you must suck at being a ninja." I say.

"Hey now. I have information on a number of people for the exams. Their on my cards." Everyone starts looking as Kabuto brings out his cards. "Tell me someone's name and I'll give you their information."

"Gaara." Sasuke says. Kabuto goes on with the usual until.

"Darge." Kiba says.

"Huh?" I say. Kabuto pulls out my card.

"2 C-ranks. Multiple D-ranks. Orphan. And...ooooh. Killed 20 bandits on an escort mission by his lonesome. And intentionally killed a client in a failed ...mission." Kabuto finished. Dead silence from the other teams.

"Hhmm, well, I hope I see you during the inevitable part of the exam that allows killing." I say. That made the mood worse. Midori is giving me a disapproving look.

"In my defense, I'm not the worse killer in our age group here. I'm pretty sure Gaara is 100x worse." I say.

"All of you, be quite! Any fighting without permission will get you kicked out. Anymore talking without permission will also get you kicked out." Ibuki shouts at us. We then go to the 1st part of the chunin exams. "This part of the exam is a written test..." Ibuki goes on to say the rules.

I'm sitting beside a chunin. Midori is sitting beside Sakura, and Ken is sitting beside Ino. I can do half if this. I didn't get top in our class for being as smart as Sakura, no. Sakura is the most book smart of our peers. Midori got top kunoichi because of her academic and physical skill. Best physical, and high academic. Not that it matters. Answering all of these right really doesn't matter. From that point things go on as they are supposed to.

Then, Ank crashes through the wall. "You've done a pretty bad job Ibiki, you going soft?" Anko asks. If there's anything I have to say about Anko, it's that her clothing is a hell of a lot more revealing in real life than it was in the anime.