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Today is the day right after the prelimanaries. I'm here in the Hokage's office.
"Hokage-sama, I have somethings I have to tell you. It's possible you'll want to go fetch Inoichi-San when I'm done." I say. The hokage gives me a curious look.
"Are you having mental problems? That's not something you come see me about. Despite the number of times you've been in here." The hokage says. I shake my head.
"Again, I must ask that the anbu leave." I say. After they leave. "I'm going to be blunt. I died, was sent to talk to a deity, was asked where I wanted to go, said this world, and then I'm here as a baby. In the world I was from before now, this world was a fictional story. That is something you need to understand before I continue." I say. The hokage doesn't react for a long moment.
"Go on." He says with nothing showing on his face.
"In my world, the fictional story this world was, went by the name of Naruto. Of course, Naruto was the main charecter. I heavily enjoyed the fictional story. Things in the story happen that I didn't want to change. It was the real reason why I didn't want to mess with the other teams members. I stopped Caring about my impact when the teams were assigned. I'm saying, I know some of what is coming next. During the finals, Orochimari is going to attack you. You will die sealing away his ability to use his hands. And Tsuanade will be the next hokage. I can't prove anything, at least, not until it's too late." I explain.
"Well, let's say your completly correct. That this is in no way false. How do we fix the situation?" The hokage asks.
"You get Jirayia and Tsuanade to come to the village before the finals, and have them sit with you and Orichimaru, who is acting like the Kazekage. He killed the Kazekage, then took his spot, fooling all of the sand village. There is also a spy called Kabuto Yakushi. He is Orichimaru's favorite pet who is spying on Konoha. While you were fighting Orochimaru, the sand and sound shinobi were invading the village."
"This is a crazy claim. But I doubt you'd say something like this without truly believing it yourself. I'll send for Inoichi." The Hokage says. After Inoichi arrived and was told to examine my memories.
"let Inoichi go through all of your memories, start with the first ones, and go up from there. I mean, the first moments of your current life." The hokage says. Inoichi raises an eyebrow, but doesn't ask any questions.
In Darge's mind
I thought of my earliest memories. I thought of the slowly, and thoroughly. Starting with when I figured out what was going on.
"To think, being able to remember such early events. And theses thoughts, It's as if you already understood the world. Not to mention, this thought process for a baby is unbelievable. You remember the kyuubi's attack. And you knew the massacre was coming?" From there on, Inoichi's disbelief shifted into something else. He started out shocked and completly confused. It didn't take long for him to understand that I came from another world. At least, that's what my mind hinted at.
"I'm going to show you my previous life." I simply said. I wSnt going to show everything, that'd be pointless. I just showed me watching anime, Reading books and Some of my interactions with others. He had no response to memories of the episodes of Naruto that showed deaths of important charecters. Even his own.
"That's enough. I've seen enough." Inoichi says.
In the hokage's office
As I opened my eyes, Inoichi walked up to the hokage. It took a few minutes. But my claim was confirmed, their trust earned. The hokage asked for me to have a full report of everything I knew before the the month was up. The hokage is planning for Tsuanade and Jirayia to be here for the exams. He won't cancel it. But those of jounin rank and higher will be aware of the invasion. Their will be a plan for the civilians. Basically, everything was handled. For now. The hokage, Inoichi, Jirayia, and Tsuanade would be the only ones open to my secret. The hokage didn't give me any order concerning my sex powers. So I'm free to do as I please. In fact, I'm thinking of increasing my power, if you know what I mean.
At Darge's home
I'm the only one here right now. I'm relaxing while reading a book. Now that I think about. I should probaly be training. If what I want happens. I'll need to be stronger to have my fun. I head to our training, I can sense that my team is there.
"Hey, me and you are fighting. I need to know how we compare." Sensei says as she lands eyes on me. We all knew I was above genin and chunin. And we all heavily speculated that I was above most, if not all jounin.
"Ok, rules?"
"No killing or career ending injuries. By your explosion technique alone, you could beat any ninja that isn't a real sensor. This is to see if that's the only thing that makes you a danger in combat." Sensei says as she gets into a stance. We've never got too serious in training before. This will be great.
"I'm ready when you are." I say while getting in a stance as well. Sensei attacks first with a fast twisting kick. It took half my effort to dodge. She swings for my shoulder with a kunai, I grab her wrist and try to sweep her leg from under her. She jumps behind me with her wrist still in my hand and punches me in the spine. I grunt but don't budge. I put all of my strength into swinging sensei forward from my left. She flies of the ground but flips in the air before she lands on her face. We zoom towards eachother.
"Water Style: Water Bullet!" Sensei shouts as she performs a justu and burst of water shoots towards me from her mouth. I dodge the justu. As I get near sensei, she tries to hit me, but I avoid her fist while getting right into her personal space. I punch her in the gut with enough force to send her into a tree not far away from where we are. I grimace as she hits it and is repelled off of it. Sensei stumbles and falls to one of her knees. She coughs a bit and she's breathing hard. Sensei gets up.
"Okay, Darge, I'm going to give you my best. The very fact I'm doing so speaks volumes." What she does next, makes me groan. This bitch opens the first gate. She zooms towards me and attempts to kick my chest. It takes all of my speed to catch her leg, and while her strength did Improve, it took less than half my strength to hold her leg while taking no damage. I let go of her leg and jumped back. Sensei comes at me again, I send a powerful kick towards her stomach. She responds with what I believe was her full force. The force from my kick on her leg, makes sensei, shout in pain for a moment. She sends back and lands on her back. Barely missing the tree to her right.
"Sensei, ithink we're done." I say while running over to her. She nods and grimaces as she puts weight on her left leg. Ken and I helped take sensei to the hospital. I felt kind of bad, but I'm sure she'll be fine before the invasion is attempted. Ken and Midori don't seem to have much to say. That's fine, because all I can think about is that I just wrecked a jounin.