Sigh, Spotify doesn't have you say run, and the trial for YouTube red is a scam that still wants your info, whatever. I found a decent enough musical replacement. Also, thought about what the focus of this story will be, and it will be the complete retardation of my charecter.
It's been 2 days since my fight with Sensei. Sensei said that today she would forget everything she's said prior, and show us our elemental affinities. I'm sitting down at our table when Ken starts the chatter.
"So, what will we do after becoming Chunin? Any plans?" Ken asks.
"I don't have any." Midori says.
"I'm going to focus on power. Maybe go start a war. Blow up a village. Anything fun really, give myself a reputation. More than the one I plan on making during the finals." I said, mostly joking about the war and blowing up a village.
"Yeah, whatever Mr. 'Pussy makes my dick and punches harder'." Ken said with a mocking tone. I choked on my food. Midori didn't seem at all bothered or shocked by that statement. Infact, she started giggling. Ken laughed his ass off.
"Laugh it up, I get some and it makes me stronger. And how far have you and Ino gone?" I asked. Ken stopped laughing and childishly pouted.
"You suck, man, you really suck. " Ken replied. I smirked victoriously. Midori kept on giggling. I sense a chakra level that was at the door. I got up a little before they knocked. I opened the door and hold and behold. A chunin.
"Hokage-sama requests your presence."
"Dude, I still don't know what's going on." Ken says annoyed.
"I might explain when I come back." I left towards the Hokage's office.
xxx
Jirayia was here. Perfect.
"Darge-kun, we are in the process of trying to get in contact with Tsuanade. As we discussed. We don't know what sand and sound will do if we cancel the exams. They will continue with our chunin and above in secretive full alert. If you feel the need, and haven't already, you can explain everything to Ken and Midori." The hokage says.
"Thank you, hokage-sama. Jirayia-sama, can I ask a favor of you?"
"Shoot" Jirayia says. I was going to ask for him to make seals that reduce my capabilities. But I've rethought that. I instead want...
"Can you show me the hand seals for the summoning justu? I've beat my Sensei so it's fair to say I stand a good chance of coming back from a reverse summoning." I say. Jirayia gives me a considering look. A strange look is on his face.
"Is it possible for you to hand over some of that sex ability to others?" He asks with a pervy look. I sigh.
"I highly doubt it. Like honestly. How would that even work?" I say.
You could, you are twenty times stronger then you should be. If you gave him any of that multiplier, like 1x for example, if you bumped it up to 40x that you have overall, his 1x would change to 2x. If you give someone a percentage of your multiplier. Unless you take it back, they'll always have that same percentage of your overall multiplier, they can have 3/99 one day, then if you bump your overall to 198, they'll have 6/198.
I froze. That is over powered. And why is he in my head? That is the voice of that God, right?
You had a question. This is more convenient than pulling your conscience into my world, correct?
It most definitely is. So, I could do this for multiple people?
Yes
I know what I'm doing for the next month. And why can I do this? I mean, why me?
Because us gods can do whatever we want, it's not only you that gets to live such a way, of course. This world was created for you, thousands of others have their own worlds to enjoy as well. Don't look into it.
Trust me, I won't.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, apparently. I can give you a piece of my power up. I can give you 1/20 of my multiplier now, and when my overall reaches 40, your multiplier will go up with it to a value of two. You'll have one twentieth of my multiplier unless I take it back, no matter how high it gets. " I say.
The two S-rank shinobi give me a serious look.
"That's a fair deal kid. Give me the specifics of how this multiplier works. I only have the basics of what the hokage told me." Jirayia says.
"Your senses will get multiplied by whatever value you have. Let's say five. Your natural strength will multiply by five. So will your speed, stamina, healing rate, chakra amount, chakra control, reflexes, and etc." I say. Jirayia grins.
"I get 1/20 of what you have as a multiplier?"
"Yep, nothing will change for now, give me a few days to make my total 40, then you'll notice the difference." How do I even give it to him?
Touch him and think about giving it to him.
"Just give me your hand." I say. He extends his hand and I grab it, I feel a twentieth of my capabilities disappear. "It worked."
" Ok, now here are the hand seals." Jirayia shows me the hand seals. I memorize them.
"Hokage-sama, will you want a multiplier? To help you two destroy Orochimaru." I ask. The hokage shakes his head.
"Even if Tsuanade doesn't show up. Jirayia being twice as effective will be enough to ensure we both put an end to my wayward student. Dismissed."
xxx
When I get back to my apartment I explain everything to Ken.
" You lived before...I don't really see it man."
" I died only a little bit older than our current ages. So the maturity gap is miniscule, if even existent. And that's what you don't see? Nothing else gets you?!" I almost shout at him. He shrugs.
"I trust you, and this is too ridiculous for you to joke about in this way." Ken says. I sigh.
"Whatever, let's just go see if Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and Ino are available to hang with. I want to convince Sakura to train harder." Midori says.
"We can ask them if they'll be available for later. We won't be able to hangout for a bit, got to train with Sensei."
xxx
Tenten is the only one who won't be able to make it. We're at our training ground with Sensei.
"Okay, let's get to it. Midori, you first. Just put chakra into it." Sui Sensei says as she hands chakra paper to Midori. The paper crinkles.
"So I have a lighting affinity." Midori says. Ken goes next and he got earth. I grab the chakra paper, put in my chakra, and it dampens and crinkles. I look at it. Why two? Why those two?
That girl has a lighting affinity, the water is yours. They are equal within you.
Holy cow. That's awesome. Too op, please don't nerf.
"My water affinity is equal to the lighting affinity I got from Midori." I say. Midori raises an eyebrow.
"You didn't tell me about that."
"I'm just know being told, oh, I should inform you, Sensei." I explained everything to Sensei, and how I've recently got in contact with the deity. She doesn't really react.
"Midori, Darge, you two are in luck. My main affinity is water. My second is lighting. Ken, I will see about getting you someone to teach you earth justu. It's almost impossible for me to learn any earth justu at this point. " she explains. Ken grunts but nods. I touch Midori's shoulder and giver her a multiplier.
"I'm giving you three the same deal I gave Jirayia." I say, having explained EVERYTHING when I explained things to Sensei. I give a multiplier to Sensei and Ken. That's one fifth of my power gone, but it doesn't really matter. They're my team. When I reach the thousands and millions in my multiplier. I'll spread the power to every ninja in the village.
"Okay, I'll teach you two a C-rank justu. It's called spark shock. It's very simple. You perform these two hand seals, then you keep the chakra in whatever part of your body your trying to send the shock through. You have to keep pumping chakra through because while you do hold on to an opponent with this justu, you can't just grab them, you have to do the seals first. With enough chakra, you could fry your opponents brain. Darge, with this justu, you could easily kill anyone with a touch, without possible friendly fire." Sensei says. We both try performing the justu. I perform it on my first try. It takes Midori three more tries.
"Use the technique on Darge." Sensei says. Midori performs the hand seals and grabs onto my shoulder, the shock is a little painful, but just a little. "Now, put all of your chakra into it." This time, it hurts more. Enough for me to flinch. But it only hurts for such a small amount of time.
"This justu will only kill an opponent if you put a lot of chakra into and hold onto their head. There are stronger, more superior versions of that justu, so unless your Darge, your not going to really rely on this to finish a fight. Using it on someone's eyes, heart, or head is for the best. Darge, you might be able to perform the justu without any hand seals, with your absurd chakra control. Try it. Remember how your chakra flowed when you used the seals." Sui Sensei tells me.
I perform it two times with the hand seals to get a feel of the flow, I then perform the justu without hand seals. Sensei nods.
"Darge, I'll be blunt. It really shouldn't take long before you reach your goal. Though, just do me a favor and one, never get cocky, and two, don't let an enemy kill you just because she was hot." Sui Sensei says. "I'm already preparing myself for that second one to happen to Ken, who hasn't stopped staring at my ass for this entire time." I laugh. Ken sputters and falls on his ass. Midori joins in on the laughter.
"Bro, seriously, I think I can smell the arousal from here." I laugh. Ken just gets up.
"I feel no shame. If we're done here. Let's go meet with the chicks for operation 'Make Sakura useful!'" Ken shouts.
Sensei shakes her head. "You three can scam, I'm going to go get drunk with some friends." Sensei then shunshins out.
End of chapter
Incase there is confusion. 1=Darge
20= multiplier.
Darge's capabilities are just multiplied by twenty. 20 x 1
His capabilities are not stacked or added to by a multiplier of 20. 1 (20 x 1)
So a 1x multiplier does nothing for Jirayia or Darge's team, what they have is being multiplied by one. Which changes nothing about their abilities. Even though giving them the multipliers makes him weaker. Though, when he gets his next multiplier, they will grow from one to two, because that will be the worth of Darge's next sexual encounter.