I am amazed at the attention this fic has gotten. It started as a spur of the moment crack fic idea. Thanks to all who have favorited, followed, and reviewed. I apologize if I did not respond to your questions, I lost track of who I did, and did not, already reply to. Please see the additional Author's Note at the end of the chapter for answered questions.

Severus Snape was displeased. There were no anti-apparition wards that he had sensed, no wards of any kind. There were, however, copious amounts of foreign technology that was running. That, and he was deep underground. Attempting a side-along had not been the best plan, he knew that now. He had seen the boy and panicked, his instinct to snatch him and immediately escape having prevailed over planning and logic. It was a rather Gryffindor move, actually.

Snape sighed, and glared at his four burly armed guards interspersed between the medical equipment arranged around his hospital bed. The weapon with which he had originally been shot in the corridor was apparently called a Za'at gun, and was something like a taser, except that it could also be used lethally. This he had gleaned from the orders given when he had been shuttled to the hospital ward. The men were carrying them, but on the stun setting.

While only semi conscious he had been examined by a short female doctor and then stabbed with a needle for an IV bag of sedatives. Fortunately, he had not been restrained, only had both hands handcuffed, so he was able to pinch the hose so that very little medication hit his blood stream. Unfortunately, he seemed to be having a rather strange reaction to what had been successfully injected.

Severus' eyes flicked to the opening infirmary door, his face blank. The blond woman from the corridor walked in and dismissed the guards. She was accompanied by an imposing man with dark skin, a bald head, and a strange gold emblem on his forehead. He wouldn't be calling this bald man a potato. Or maybe he would. Just for shits and giggles. It'd been a while since he was in a nice muggle fight.

Walking beside the two was Harry, who looked rather concerned, especially with the rather loopy expression on Severus' face.

"Sir? What happened? Are you alright?!"

"I'd be doing marvelous if I didn't appear to be allergic to the Benzodiazepines their Poppy injected into my damn veins. Bloody vampire took me blood too."

"The...what?" Harry blinked as his professor's head wobbled strangely and the man fought to prevent his eyes from crossing.

"The drugsss." Snape peered at him as if seeing him for the first time. "You know, y'ave your mum's eyes."

"What?!" Harry exclaimed.

"Yeah. Then when she got mad they always reminded me of the Avada Kedavra. Was allays' fun watching her takin' the piss out of her housemates when they did somethin' stupid. Or Tuney."

Harry face was slack, completely confused.

Carter and Teal'c listened interestedly. Their detainee turned his hazy attention to them.

"What the hell are you lookin' at Apophis?"

The Jaffa frowned.

"Teal'c?" Queried Carter. "I don't sense the presence of a Goa'uld."

"Neither do I. However, I am still at a loss as to his species or planet of origin." Teal'c turned back to the black clad man. "What do you know of Apophis?" He demanded.

"He's the enemy of Ra. The enemy of light and peace. An Evil Lord of Chaos. A right snakey bastard." Severus sneered. "You've got his shorthand symbol emblazoned on your forehead. Look! I've got one too." Severus grabbed his sleeved left arm with his right hand and flailed it around. "Let's start a club and get t-shirts. Oh wait...that's already been done." He cackled.

Harry stared incredulously at his normally taciturn professor.

Severus' eyes bored into the Jaffa's. "You know...he killed her." Severus said, his voice hypnotic, low and smooth as silk. "You're afraid for her. I can see it in your eyes. Oh...and guilt. So...Much...Guilt. You abandoned them."

Teal'c was still, his eyes wide.

"You have never hated anyone as much as the Dark God who burned his mark into your skin. You wish to see the fear in his eyes as you tear out his throat and dance on his entrails and spread his blood in the dirt...!"

"ENOUGH." Bellowed Teal'c. Sweat was beaded on his forehead, his breathing uneven.

Carter looked back and forth between the two men, confused.

"I knew you could read minds!" Harry burst out gleefully.

Carter turned to stare at him.

The two men continued to glare at one another.

Severus spoke, his voice cracking. "You let her die. It's your fault...Your fault the light of the sun died at the feet of a False God!"

"She isn't DEAD! Get out!" Teal'c growled and dove for the other man.

"Teal'c!" Carter shouted as she attempted to body slam him away before he could get to the detainee's throat. Her attempt did little, though it did break their eye contact. Teal'c stopped in his tracks, jerking his head around like he was dispelling a mental fog. He put his hands to his head and closed his eyes.

Severus slumped and his eyes rolled back into his head.

"Major Carter." Teal'c began, his voiced strained, his hands still holding his head. "I wish to apologize for my lapse in control. I believe it would be prudent to avoid looking in this individual's eyes. Also, I believe you should inform the doctor that the medication she gave her patient is ineffective in it's intended purpose and only serves to increase instability."

"I can't say I disagree." Carter muttered.

Harry looked worriedly at the occupants of the room, unnerved.

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enji-benjy: I adjusted the previous chapter to make it more obvious they were fading in and out molecularily when they attempted to apparate.

There are no wards, there is a copious amount of muggle and alien technology that interfered, in addition they are deep underground.

Neither Slytherin or Voldemort charmed the "portkey" that brought Harry to the Stargate.

I am sorry to destroy your hopes and dreams; Harry is twelve.

What makes you think the American Ministry isn't aware of the Stargate program? Or that the leaders of the muggle U.S. are not in communication with the Wizarding leaders like the situation in Britain?

The trace in canon is relatively inconsistent, whether by design or accident I cannot say. Harry isn't the brightest light in the universe anyway, considering he stared at Snape's writing for six years in canon and then didn't recognize it when it was out of context. For the story to progress the way I wish it to, he needs to stay on the base for a while, if he got to leave immediately there would be no story.

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Appbeza and missmeow1968: This fic is going to be somewhere around season two, after the tokra episodes.

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Guest: The wizards will not infiltrate and take over the SGC. However, as it is the infancy of the Stargate project, I'm thinking the U.S. Ministry is newly aware of the program and trying to reach an agreement for involvement with the muggle government.

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RiverSong456: Yep, they'll be reluctant allies.

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Thunder18: Thank you for your reliably consistent reviews. XD