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Chapter 4

Sybill Trelawney

Interlude of Bat Shit Craziness

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"Talking"

'Thinking'

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-NOTES-

Well peeps I am back with the infernal Flu. I know I need to finish this one but blah. This chapter is mostly randomness by the ever so unamused Professor Sybill Trelawney. Don't worry, you'll see her go off her rocker. Which in my case doesn't take all that much. Yes I know she's gonna be majorly OOC. But hey those are the best kinds.

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ProfessorSybill Trelawney, muttered under breath about demons and strangeness that was both Eve Potter and Cedric Diggory. Especially Cedric and the one named Kizaru.

One morning she decided that they were at one point when they got back that both Eve and Cedric were Vampires. Because they were too weird. For what reason no one knows. Hell even Dumbledore couldn't figure it out. Even when Cedric's strange powers were being used they said everyone with the exception of his old Head of House thought he was going Dark, like Dark Lord Dark.

By that time Sybill Trelawney decided it was time for her to run like the wind, like literally, she ran from the Great Hall the morning of the fight between Eve and Kizaru, she screamed that they were Demons from Hell.

The next few days, it came to her that she didn't like Kizaru one bit, nope if there was anyone she hated as much as Professor Dolores Umbridge, she hated him just as much. No matter what others thought he just rubs her the wrong way and she doesn't need her crystal ball, tea leaves, and or the Sight to see how much of a nuisance he is with his strange drawl type speech.

That day she had marched up to both him and Eve and pointed a finger in his face, saying that he was just a monster just as Eve and Cedric and whoever is associated with them. All Kizaru did was blink once then twice then again, you could hear a pin drop and with that Sybill Trelawney bolted from the Great Hall yet again. Which left both Kizaru and Eve utterly baffled. Before Sybill Trelawney left the Great Hall for good that day she screamed, "YOU DON'T DESERVE HER YOU FREAKING BASTARD!"Which caused everyone to raise an eyebrow and stare.

But of course there was little anyone could do after that explosion, hell Dumbledore tried to activate the marriage contract between her and Ron, only for it to literately blow up in his face, black soot and spiky hair. Like you know cartoon style.

And the nerve of them just brushing it off. She SHE the great Sybill Trelawney KNEW it wouldn't go well, she told them to leave it, hell everyone told Dumbledore to leave it, but no, shit had to fly even if both Eve, Cedric and or the pirate group they belong to haven't out right attacked Dumbledore.

The only person who was getting any hits was 'poor' with loads of sarcasm Professor Dolores Umbridge. It is a matter of time when she Professor Dolores Umbridge pushes the wrong buttons and winds up dead. Oh Sybill Trelawney dances the day when Dolores Umbridge is either driven out of Hogwarts or dead. Not that she cared.

Now Eve, she remember the shy girl that had entered her Divination class in her third year. She Pro Sybill Trelawney watched Eve as she did her work but when the third year exams she had pulled Eve to talk to her about something when she had made a second true prophecy which led her to not remembering ever telling one. But as always Eve Potter took it in strides. Or so she thought. But that was in the past, this is the present time.

With the Ministry of Magic meddling by placing Dolores Umbridge as Professor, she was at first thinking that Dolores Umbridge would try and sack her for being a fraud. Of course Professor Dolores Umbridge attention was taken when Eve Potter and Cedric Diggory timely appearance with the Red Hair Pirates. Oh the timing was perfect. In more ways then one, but hey why should she complain the target of aggression wasn't on her for once and she was happy that she could dance around the Great Hall nekked. Well scratch that, she would dance but not nekked in front of all the students and Professors. That would give anyone nightmares. Especially the first years.

But even then Sybill Trelawney was slowly loosing her marbles, one day the students found her sitting with the pirates and DRINKING, drinking whatever was around probably booze of some sort. By then she had completely lost it and thought why not just join the insanity instead of fighting it.

Since then no one dared to ask what lead up to that point…

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Just a small note, I know this is short it was meant to be funny. I couldn't sleep and decided to why not.