Indominus is Top Dog No More Omakes
Omake 1
A month after the Indominus break out
"I've heard that the park had to get a new security crew recently." A park safety inspector asked Claire in a statement.
"Oh yeah. They literally fell out of the sky when one of our more dangerous attractions escaped, saving the day as it were." Claire answered not being tripped up by the obvious jab.
"So no casualties?" The inspector asked.
"Aside from initial breakout, No. And those were because they were taken by surprise." Claire answered calmly.
The inspector was about to ask another question when he was interrupted by a loud cry of. "Oh come on, Really?!"
"What was that?" He asked looking around frantically.
Claire sighed heavily before answering. "That's just ACU taking an easy day while on call." She winced when another shout rang out. "They're yelling at the TV again."
"What are they watching?" The inspector asked a little shaken up.
"A Xenomorph is not near as tough as a Deviljho. How are the Yautja having that much trouble with them?" A different and decidedly female voice yelled indignantly.
"I'm guessing they found AVP." Claire answered before chuckling to herself at the monster hunters' antics.
And that is why you never let monster hunters watch movies even remotely related to hunting.
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Omake 2
"It has been six months since Jurassic World had a dinosaur break out from their newest attraction before the official unveiling." A news anchor said on the evening news. "The Indominus Rex has garnered more attention than many of the parks other attractions in that time. For a more in depth look we have Jill on sight now. Over to you Jill."
"Thank you Frank. We are here at Jurassic World where I am standing in front of the paddock that belongs to the infamous Indominus Rex let's see what all of the hype is about." Jill stated before the viewers watch the camera walk into the viewing room where there was a crowd of people watching through the glass.
"What? Is that a person in there?" Jill gasped in shock. "And what is he doing?" She asked the crowd as a black haired person slapped the fore paw of Josephine. "Is that a chess board? That lunatic is teaching the Indominus how to play chess? What do you think about this sir?" Jill asked a random spectator.
"This is nothing, you should have seen Oton teaching her checkers and go-fish." He excitedly answered.
"I see so this just goes to show just how smart dinosaurs can be. This would explain its massive popularity then. Back to you Frank." Jill said as the screen cut to the news room.
"Well that was certainly enlightening." Frank said with a chuckle. "In other news illegal drug manufacturing and smuggling has taken a drastic decline in recent months. This partly due to injured criminals turning themselves in to the authorities sighting that it was safer being incarcerated than free." Turning to his fellow anchor he quipped. "Well Maria you would think something is going on. Don't you agree?"
"I can't help but wonder what's going on, but the people that would know are very tight lipped." Maria replied.
"We'll never know at this ra-" Frank was interrupted when the TV was turned off.
"Luna would you know anything about that?" Owen asked turning to look at his girlfriend whom was sitting next to him on a sofa.
"I couldn't tell you, but on a related note I think we need a new suite for the MCU." Luna said looking off to the side innocently.
"It's ACU." Owen said with hooded eyes. "And what's wrong with the current accommodations?"
"In order to fit with the new recruits we have changed it to the Monster Containment Unit." Luna said crossing her arms. "And concerning the current accommodations, well they're a little crowded."
"Crowded? There's only Eight of y'all." Owen said with an exasperated sigh.
"Yeah, well we might have gone a little overboard souvenir shopping on our last few trips to the mainland." Luna said looking sheepish.
Sighing Owen laid his head on the back of the sofa before asking. "Would you mind showing me a few of these souvenirs?"
"I would, honestly, but Grimlock and Roy are shoring up the tunnels so I think we should wait." Luna said looking away.
"Tunnels?" He asked looking at her incredulously.
"Yes, tunnels." Luna said looking back at him.
Roy burst into the room at that moment. "Luna, we have a problem."
Luna looked at him. "What happened?"
"Well, the pole we were using to brace the roof of the tunnel turned out to be a missile." Roy said breathlessly.
"And?" Luna asked getting worried.
"We might have armed it." Roy said poking his index fingers together.
"That's not good." Luna said leaping up and running out of the room.
"Roy what color is this missile?" Owen asked levelly.
"White?" Roy said looking at Owen.
"Oh-no." Owen stated his skin paling as he ran out the door following Luna.
"What does white mean?!" Roy yelled as he followed.
"It's a Tomahawk cruise missile that could level half the island depending upon where it is!" Owen yelled as Roy caught up to him.
Luna came upon Grimlock, who had the missile out of the room and a tool kit on the floor.
"What are you doing?" Luna asked as she slid to a halt.
"Don't worry, I saw them do this in a movie." Grimlock said removing the panel.
"Are you crazy?!" Luna shrieked.
"Do you have a better idea?" Grimlock asked clearing out his ear.
"No." Luna said kneeling on the floor next to him. "So what do we do?"
Grimlock looked at the wires. "I'm not sure."
"Missiles weren't part of my MO, so we need to think about this." Owen stated out of breath as he ran in.
"Are we going to die?" Luna asked as she looked at him with tears in her eyes.
"Now let's be logical about this." Owen said freaking out a little bit before clearing his throat. "Now who of y'all has the farthest range fire?"
Luna got a look of contemplation. "Well Oton has the farthest with his blue laser breath, but he went to talk with Claire about something. And Grimlock's has rather dangerous side effects, Roy has no fire breath at all. So I do." turning to Owen she asked. "How far do we need?"
"How far is far?" Owen asked seriously.
"500 meters straight shot, give or take." Luna answered shrugging.
"Ok then Luna you need to carry the missile off the island and start its chain reaction." Owen stated. "You need to be under the water before the shockwave hits hopefully not knocking you out."
"All-right!" Luna said, picking up the missile and running outside.
Roy and Grimlock watched her leave.
"You think she'll make it?" Roy asked turning to Grimlock.
"I call dibs on the Deuce." Grimlock said turning to the room.
"Why would you get the deuce, it's your fault if she died." Roy said indignantly.
"Would you two mind telling me what exactly you're talking about?" Owen asked with a sickly sweet voice.
"Her Deuce and a half, she picked it up on one of our 'holidays' to the mainland." Grimlock said, "And after logging onto a website she decided to install a Cummins she found, making it a very desirable piece of equipment."
"I'm not talking about the truck." Owen said evenly putting a hand on the taller man's shoulder. "What exactly do you four get up to on your little holidays?"
"The 'souvenirs' ought to tell you that." Grimlock said nervously.
Roy opened the door. "It'll be easier to show you, stay close, we haven't stabilized all the tunnels yet."
Owen looked at the assorted paraphernalia that was stacked higher than the doors. "Guys, why is there military ordinance in here?"
"The original owners didn't need them anymore, and we couldn't just leave them there." Roy said proudly.
"Roy get yourself out there and make sure Luna gets back in one piece." Owen stated in a very restrained and controlled manner.
"Yeah, I'll go do that." Roy said as he turned to leave then froze as they felt an explosion. Roy looked at Grimlock before he ran out.
"I'm sure she made it." Grimlock said nonchalantly.
"Grimlock." Owen said dangerously.
"She essentially soloed a Teostra, one of the most explosive dragons in Midgard." Grimlock said indignantly.
"Shut up!" Owen yelled.
"What are you yelling about?" Luna asked as she came in soaked.
"Oh you're alright." Owen said rhetorically.
"I'm perfectly fine, I did essentially solo a Teostra after all." Luna said proudly.
"Told you so." Grimlock said smugly.
Owen responded by smacking him on the back of the head.
"What were y'all thinking, using my missile as a pole?!" Luna turned on Grimlock.
"I didn't know it was still active, and since when was it yours?" Grimlock asked getting upset.
"I dug it up, ergo it's mine." Luna stated.
"I'm confused here." Owen said watching the verbal tennis. "Like why is the ACU barracks full?"
"Well, on one of our 'holidays', after a particularly disturbing news report we might have stopped in Columbia for a little 'souvenir' shopping and these were generously donated to the MCU." Luna stated.
"I don't want to know." Owen said face palming.
"Good, cause we weren't going to say anything." Luna said smugly, twirling the end of her hair.
Roy came into the hallway with a mournful look on his face. "I'm sorry Owen, but I couldn't find any trace of Luna. May she rest in peace on that happy hunting ground in the sky."
"I think it's a little early to bury me yet." Luna said.
"Luna? You're alive?" Roy asked shocked.
"Last I checked." Luna said as she looked over her body. "At least I think I am. What are your thoughts?"
"You're alive!" Roy cried as he hugged her with tears streaming down his face. Pulling away he looked at her. "You're not hurt anywhere, are you?"
"Fatalis are surprisingly sturdy. By the way I think Owen's getting jealous." Luna said looking over at Owen.
"Jealous really?" Owen asked incredulously.
"Of course you would be, but I guess you can keep hugging me if you want, Roy." Luna said smiling.
"Sorry." Roy said leaping away from her. "I was just so sure you'd died, I guess Owen was exaggerating about the power of a Tomahawk cruise missile."
"Yeah, like they exaggerated the strength of their anti-tank weapons." Luna said shrugging. "Their tanks are obviously weak, like everything else."
"I'll have you know that for people on this planet that would have leveled half of a small city or better." Owen said. "I would think you would remember by now."
"With you reminding me you'd think I would, wouldn't you?" Luna said. "And don't think you're getting off the hook Grimlock."
Grimlock froze from where he was trying to sneak down the hall.
"I think helping Oton for a week will do nicely." Luna said looking contemplative.
Grimlock's face paled, "Are you crazy, Oton gets scary, even you don't stick around when he starts experimenting."
Smiling evilly, Luna looked at him, "Which makes it the perfect punishment."
"You'll never take me alive." Grimlock said as he took off down the hall.
Luna threw a knife at Grimlock. Grimlock fell to the ground, rolled and hit the wall.
Luna looked at Roy, who flinched as he pointed at Grimlock, "He's the one who wanted to use the missile."
"Which is why you're only getting three days, because you should have stopped him." Luna said before holding up three more knives in her right hand. "Unless you want to try escaping as well."
Holding up his hands he shook his head.
"Good, pick up Grimlock and report to Oton. And I will be talking with Oton to make sure you served your time." Luna said glaring at him.
Roy nodded before he picked up Grimlock and left.
"Don't you think you're being a little harsh?" Owen asked.
"I was thinking about the rest of the island, they have to somewhat reflect on their actions. If I wasn't a Fatalis I might not have made it." Luna said with her arms crossed before looking at the opened door, "What do you say we take some of these toys out for a spin." Carefully pulling out a Ma-deuce she handed it to Owen.
"Been awhile since I've shot one of these." Owen stated.
"Well then you can show me how to use it." Luna said as she grabbed belts of ammo.
"Can do and those are the wrong ones, too small." Owen said walking over to an ammo can after opening it to check then reclosing it. "You want these."
"Really, hmm another major difference between our worlds." Luna said putting them back.
A little bit later Luna and Owen had set it up on the cliffs at the north side of the island. After showing how to operate it he loaded a belt and pointed her at the old boats they had set adrift for targets.
Luna looked at the Ma-deuce, walked up to it, looked it over, sat at the butt end, gripped the handles and pulled the trigger,
The Ma-deuce roared as it opened fire. Luna jumped causing the gun to move and releasing the trigger. The Ma-deuce ceased. Luna grinned as she pointed the gun back at the boats and opened fire.
"THIS! IS! AWESOME!" Luna cried as the Ma-deuce happily chewed through the old boats.
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