Veronica's text helped spreading information about the bet like wildfire amongst the populars: every popular kid in Dimmsdale was aware of it, and while it isn't a large crowd, every one of the populars plan to attend at the moment of truth... and very likely, humiliate the two new guys. Trixie's never lost a bet, after all. That's because she only bets when she's sure she'll win in the end.

There is a rich kid, however, that intended to be there early. A blonde, snooty guy by the name of Remy Buxaplenty.

Normally, Remy couldn't care less about the bets themselves (why would you when one side always wins?) and only attends these kind of events because he has a crush on Trixie, akin to one of his sworn rivals, and believes he and Trixie should be together (the Tangs and Buxaplentys are the richest families of Dimmsdale, after all).

This time, he was VERY interested in the bet. Mainly because it sounded so ridiculous: two dorks that can create wonderful things in a matter of hours? He's got to see that himself.

Remy only didn't know where to look for. He mainly wandered about on the base floor, when he saw a familiar face carrying a blowtorch, and a girl carrying several pots of peanut butter.

The brunet boy in pink was Timmy Turner, and Remy hated him with a passion. Despite him being the lowest of the lowest, Timmy seemed to have everything he wanted or needed, while he, the rich and popular kid he is, has only that: money and popularity. No love. No friends.

Remy felt like he deserved some friends and loved ones, because he's rich and popular. Remy used to have something to compensate for that, but it was Timmy who took it away from him.

...He couldn't remember anymore what exactly Timmy took away from him, but it was something he dearly loved, wanted and needed. All while Timmy got away scot free. This left Remy with a huge grudge on Timmy and he wanted nothing less than revenge on the bucktoothed boy.

Temporarily forgetting the two dorks Remy was originally after, Remy followed Timmy and tried to overhear his conversation with the girl he was with.

"Can't believe it took us so long to get something as simple as some peanut butter and a blowtorch, but we finally got them", Timmy said. "Still a bit weird that Phineas and Ferb need that peanut butter so much, don't you think so, Chloe?"

"Well, maybe it'll work", the girl said to Timmy, who apparently is named Chloe. "They seem pretty confident in what they preach."

Phineas and Ferb...? The two dorks in that text who made a bet with Trixie? And that oaf of a Turner is involved?!

That bet suddenly got even more interesting than it initially was! Who knew that his archrival would lead him exactly where he was heading?

Remy decided to follow the two.


Timmy and Chloe reached the area where Phineas and Ferb would be making their project. Seems like they almost got all the material they need.

"There you two are!", Phineas exclaimed. "And with the blowtorch and peanut butter like I asked, great! Now we only need to wait on Buford, Baljeet and AJ with the last supply of metal plates, and we can get started.

There's now a lot more metal plates than when we last saw Phineas and Ferb. Almost enough to build something that could fill the entire mall.

As AJ, Buford and Baljeet arrived with the last batch of metal plates, Phineas decides to give some roles. "Alright, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford and Irving will help making the project according to the blueprints, Timmy, AJ, Chester and Chloe will oversee the project and check the surroundings, and Ferb and I will do both. Remember, we need to fill a few areas in the mall in order for this project to reach its maximum potential, so we should make sure there aren't any customers in the way, and redirect them to other locations. Any questions?"

The group was silent.

"Good. You can ask me anytime in case you do have a question. Now let's go!"


A so-called Building Montage has started, accompanied with the Quirky Worky Song. During the montage, the gang could be seen creating tubes all over the mall, and redirecting customers to other parts of the mall. Other parts are also being added, like what seems to be a bubble bath, a carousel, a dance floor (with disco ball and strobelights), and other things. The overall project in its current state seems to be like a slide, almost a water slide, but without the water.

Remy couldn't believe his eyes. That triangle head fellow and his big-nosed brother made something that was indeed quite amazing. It wasn't exactly done, but they could easily just show the unfinished project and still win that bet! And what time is it, three o'clock?! They did all of this in just one hour?!

Remy was already imagining what would happen if Trixie lost the bet. She claims to be nicer to unpopulars for the week when losing. To Remy, that translates to lowering herself to unpopularity. And then getting treated as an unpopular. And then Remy would never be able to date her because she has lowered herself so much that Remy would automatically be lowered too if he dated her, which Remy couldn't risk whilst Trixie had no choice. And then Timmy would be able to date her because they're both unpopular. And while Timmy would get what he want, Trixie will forever be sad because that bet put her so low that she would never be able to crawl back to the top! And she and Remy would never be able to live happily together ever after...

Remy's panicking thoughts sound so insane that Candace's panicking thoughts seem rational in comparison. Heck, the fairy godparent conspiracies made by Timmy's teacher, Mr. Crocker, seem rational in comparison. Not that Remy would ever realize this, though.

Remy got desperate. He had to find a way to keep him and Trixie-senpai together while shoving Timmy as far away from them as he possibly can.

And he could only think of one way.

He needed to sabotage the invention.


Remy inspected the contraption while trying hard to keep himself undetected. If he wants to ruin the boys' project, he has to make it look as natural as possible.

He already found himself marvelous for getting past the observers. Of course, they could still patrol around, which is why he believes simply running in circles, constantly checking whether they fixed something, would be the best idea to get around that.

But it gets a lot harder with the builders still being busy, with some of them also looking out.

He just hid himself from a black-haired girl much inferior to Trixie (who calls herself Isabella), only realizing he's being exposed for that gray-ish bully, Buford, to see him clearly, hiding away from him. Constantly focusing on the builders made him almost forget about the scouters, until he saw that smart alec of an AJ, looking at his blueprints, to which he reacted by diving away in the opposite direction.

Remy is being so busy with evading these nerds that he doesn't even have any time thinking about how he's gonna sabotage this thing.

Tired of running around, Remy was resting a little after making sure he's still out of sight. He was leaning on a tube with his hand.

He then focused on a nut, fastened to two tubes with a bolt.

Then he got an idea.

Remy would just have to loosen some of the nuts around. After all, what could be more natural than some nut being fastened not quite secure enough?

Only problem is that Remy didn't have a wrench. But he did know where the tools department is, randomly enough. So he rushed towards the escalator to the second floor, where the tools department is.

However, he completely forgot about anyone being able to see him. And it just so happened he was being spotted by the biggest Phineas and Ferb fan in the building, taking selfies with his tablet.


Author's Note: So, here's the first notable change: this chapter has been amended with part of what originally was the eighth chapter (now, the eighth chapter will introduce Doofenshmirtz). The other part can be found back in a later chapter.

And I know what you're thinking: shouldn't Remy still have his fairy godparent, Juandissimo? Wellll... I incorrectly thought he still lost him after his debut episode when I was writing this, only realizing he regained him a few weeks after writing a bunch of chapters. For the simplicity of things, I'll just leave Juandissimo out: I don't think he's exactly needed in this story, and trying to reimplement him in the story would mean I have to rewrite some chapters in order to keep consistency and avoid even more plotholes.

So yeah, no Juandissimo. sorry.

Remy having lost his Fairy Godparent will be addressed in a later chapter, though.

Anyway, you can still tell me what you think of the story so far if you like to.