[A/N] Hey guy! I am super super sorry about this taking five-ever. College is getting harder and high school finals are approaching. Please forgive me and take this very late update

To the person who told me it was all in code. I found out and am super sorry. Problem is fixed now...Obviously lol

Eridan's face slowly began to form a sneaky mischievous smile. My brother was always up to something. Whatever he wanted now I would help him with to the best of my ability.

"You see Cronus, someone has made a fool of me. It is rude and I won't accept it." I slowly nodded before sitting on the couch beside him. My little brother isn't the nicest of people but he has a good enough heart. I haven't seen him cry or look this serious in years. So, I'm willing to help him with anything, and I mean anything. He started off on some tangent I only half listened to. When tears threaten to pour from his eyes I finally began to listen.

"Cronus, I really liked her. She was sweet and bouncy and everything a man could ever want. And GOD did he want her. The man wanted her so bad he would argue with me for hours to get me to back off. I started to feel again Cro. I was really feeling something the first time since Dad passed and this asshole was trying to take away the source of that feeling. So, I tried to get back at him. I would text him instead of Fef on 'accident' and say to meet me somewhere. I would try and cover it up so it looked like I didn't want him to see that. I knew he would go there and then me and Fef would actually meet somewhere else. But then it got to the point where he got bored of her and of me. He texted me and said he didn't want her any more. He ended my game. The game I was beginning to really enjoy. Being around her isn't even the same anymore!" I sat there staring up at him confused.

"Eri, I'm not quite sure where you're going with this?"

He groaned and threw his hands in the air. "I'm sick of being ignored Cro! He's ignoring me and I've realized, albeit a tad late, that...he was the reason my feeling came back. I want him and he wants nothing to do with me. I want him back!"

I leaned back on the couch. "So, let me get this straight, you want my help to get back some boy you've practically bullied into ignoring you?"

Eridan stood jaw dropped and crossed his arms. "Yeah so?"

I sighed and rolled my eyes while shaking my head, "You really are something else Eridan. I'll help you, but," He eyed me up, "I'm gonna need his background. His first and last name and whatever else you can get me." Eridan smiled and nodded.

His eyes cared a slight glint I wouldn't have missed in a hundred years. My brother was willing to do anything to get this boy back and I knew it. I watched as he walked to the door and waved good bye. Apparently, he was going back to his hotel and bringing his things here to work. Me and him would need a plan of action, a stylist, his schedule, and a hell of a makeup artist.

The next day my brother woke me up from my room and dragged me from it and into the office where he had compiled most background on this guy. I sat in my swivel chair holding my head and leaning back as he began to explain. His mouth moved quickly but the words came slow. I had a hard time following at first so I had him repeat.

"Really Cronus?"

"You just woke me up from the best sleep I've had in a month. I'm still a little tired."

The blonde huffed before starting over, "His name is Sollux Captor. He works Monday through Saturday while being off every Thursday and Sunday. His hours are from three to nine but he normally stays after and works till 11. He habitually goes to the local coffee shop every day at two thirty and five. His family includes a mentally handicapped brother, Mituna, who works as a barista for the coffee shop and his father, Psii, who works under Miss Condence. He's twenty-four and used to have a Sinder account [lol can't copyright]. He's apparently into women who are shorter than him and have spunk." I nodded and leaned back.

"Alright then, so what do you suppose we do?" Eridan gave me a purple folder. "I'm a clothing designer, so I have a few ideas. Basically, you're going to turn me into a girl." His smirk faltered as I began to crack up laughing. "Turn you into a girl? What the actual hell Eri?" He frowned with his hands on his hips, Eridan's brow raised until my laughter dulled. It would be a long day.

[ Time Skip cuz I Don't Know What to Put Here]

My younger brother managed to drag me to his office. A large building filled with expensive clothes and beautifully thin models. Eridan ran a clothing company and hired designers and models from all over the world. Today however, he had to be a model. I asked Kankri if he wanted to tag along, I thought it would be considered an outing but he was busy today. We wandered into a room filled with clothing and when my brother walked in everything got extremely quiet. All of a sudden three women approached him with a grace no one would expected from the hyper early twenty-year old's. Eridan hired mostly younger people from thirty-five and younger. The face of his company had to remain beautiful and young. He also wanted fresh ideas for all his clothing lines.

Once a member passed thirty-five they had an option, Eridan had told me once, they could stay as seamstresses or retire young and with a wonderfully beneficial plan. He took care of everyone in the company. It amazed me how well he could run it, and with such ease and class.

The women, I supposed, were measuring and sizing him. They nodded and smiled before speaking in unison. "We can fix you up Sir. With a few exaggerations, make up, and the right clothes, we can turn you into the prettiest girl on the block." The girl on the far right raised a hand and drew a line with her finger down his face. "Your cheeks will need work. What kind of makeup do you want. Passionate? Or possibly a light nude?"

The middle girl closed an eye and leaned back looking him up and down. "I can fit and tailor a dress and skirt or maybe a pantsuit. Whichever you prefer sir."

The far-left girl looked at me. "Are we doing him too sir?"

They all turned to look at me. I stood and shook my head quickly going to the door. "Oh no. Not me."