A/N: I was gonna wait until I had more reviews before I posted this one but I'm impatient af and I have to work in less than an hour so here. I hope it doesn't disappoint.

Heated Kiss

The next morning saw Sheldon awake at 6am. He got up, showered, got dressed, and ate his lowest fiber cereal.

Leonard woke up and set the coffee maker percolating at 8am.

Sheldon decided it was late enough. He grabbed his emergency key for Penny's apartment and made his way over. He promised he'd wake her up but he wanted it to be gradual, so he made sure to be as quiet as he could be. He toed off his shoes at her bedroom door but froze when she turned her head and sighed in her sleep.

He took in the sight of her asleep and felt himself stirring. She had kicked off her comforter; her camisole had ridden up and twisted around her torso, exposing her stomach and her right breast. She lay on her back with one arm above her head and the other hand settled on her lower abdomen, just above her pink cotton boy shorts.

When he'd entered he'd been nervous, but the butterflies in his stomach were replaced by a tug of pure want. He'd studied a map of the female erogenous zones before bed last night and put his new knowledge to work.

He sat on the edge of the bed and lightly ran his fingers from the hollow of her throat down her chest between her breasts, down her stomach, and circled her navel before very carefully moving her hand over. She very slightly shifted, letting him know she felt him.

He flattened his palm on her stomach and slowly circled, counter clockwise out of habit, and skimmed his fingertips across the waistband of her underwear before sliding up her right side and circled her bared nipple with his thumb. Penny sucked in a breath and shifted again, but remained asleep.

Her legs were situated in a triangle, with one straight and one bent, giving him easy access to her center. He repeated his earlier trail, starting at her throat, but didn't stop at he navel, instead continuing down and letting his nail lightly scrape down the center to the damp patch at the junction of her thighs. Penny twitched this time, and he almost snatched his hand back. Instead he continued down and caressed her left thigh, down and then back up, brushing her hot mound again on his way to her other thigh.

Penny's breathing was coming quicker by now and her nipples had furled as her breasts tightened in arousal. Sheldon licked his lips and brought his right hand to her left arm, caressing it from triceps to wrist and back down, all the while doing the same with his left hand and her thighs.

It was much like playing the piano. Each hand had it's own separate task that lead to the same result. His left hand pressed against her while his right tweaked the nipple still hidden by her camisole. The combination of those actions finally brought her back to consciousness and she moaned and shifted her hips higher, trying for more friction.

Sheldon's pants were tight around his groin and his breath was coming in short gasps to match his elevated heart rate. Now that she was awake to an extent he felt the need to kiss her. But he didn't want to go straight for her mouth. She'd left a slight mark on his neck last night and he wanted to repay the favor.

He had to turn around to lie next to her, but he propped himself up on an elbow and anchored his left hand on her right hip as he dipped his head down to her neck. Her left hand came down to cradle the back of his head.

When he kissed her neck she sighed and bowed her back, thrusting her chest up. Unsure if he'd get the message, she grabbed the hand on her hip and brought it up to her exposed breast. He lightly bit down on her neck and she moaned again. He bit down harder and she moaned louder and scraped her nails across his scalp. The jolt went straight to his cock and he grunted - not a sound he would normally make - and thrust his hips against hers.

Penny dragged his face over to hers and captured his lips as she lifted the hems of his double shirts. They separated long enough for him to remove them, then he was back above her, elbows on either side of her head. Penny ran her nails lightly down his bare chest and he shivered.

Suddenly Sheldon was on his back and Penny was straddling him. He'd never wondered at her rodeo ability before but now he could picture her riding a bucking bull and his cock throbbed at the image now branded across his retinas. He wondered idly if she had a cowboy hat, but then she took off her shirt and ground her hips into his.

Penny's hands deftly undid his fly and he felt every jolt and scrape. This time it was he who thrust his hips for more friction. She pulled his pants and underwear down simultaneously and stood to remove her own panties while he took off his socks.

For a moment she simply stood there, letting him admire her figure. Then she prowled - it was the only word in his vast vocabulary that fit - toward him like a lioness on the hunt. On all fours, she slowly crawled up his prone form, and like the prey he was he froze. Instinct had driven him this far but this was truly her territory. Now that she was awake he let her take over.

Penny raised herself to her knees and sat back on her calves, then took him in hand and squeezed. Sheldon's eyes fell closed and he sighed loudly, his fists clenching at his sides. She stroked him a few times and let go, reaching for her bedside table. His eyes opened once more at the loss of contact and he saw her rip open a condom with her teeth.

When she rolled it onto him he pulled her back down to him and sucked her bottom lip. His hands went to her breasts and she broke from his kiss to position him at her entrance.

Slowly, inch by inch, she slid over him and down, down, down to the hilt. When she completely sheathed him she braced her hands on his chest and squeezed her inner walls around him. He grunted again and his eyes fluttered, but he managed to keep them open. She was a sight to behold and he wanted to see everything, from her golden hair, thrown over one shoulder, to the darkened curls where they were joined.

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Penny crashed onto her side next to Sheldon in a boneless heap and tried to catch her breath. He may not have experience, but he was far from passive and you only had to tell him something once. She never thought she'd be grateful for his eidetic memory but now she was rethinking that.

After a moment she rose from the bed and grabbed a pack of baby wipes from her bathroom for him.

"I could get used to waking up like that," she grinned at him as he cleaned himself up.

"You might," he said, then threaded his fingers through her hair and kissed her deeply.

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When they entered 4A the other two had already arrived.

"Good morning!" Penny greeted on her way to the coffee pot.

The other three stared at her as though she'd grown two other heads before their eyes. Penny happy before 11? Before coffee?

"What the hell did you bribe her with?" Leonard asked Sheldon as he returned to the living room.

"Penny?"

Penny smirked and said, "Did you know the female body has seven erogenous zones?" She let that sink in a moment as she walked to the couch and sipped her coffee. Then she sat in her spot on the couch and crossed her legs. "Because Sheldon does."

Sheldon finished setting up the black pawns and smirked as well. Penny bit her lip at the sight. The guys just continued to stare at them, mildly horrified and slightly curious, but neither said anything else.

Sheldon grabbed the white pieces and started. "Alright, gentlemen. And Penny. Last week's strategy worked well enough but they'll be expecting the split and flank again this week. We'll have to mix it up."

He went on to describe where everyone should go and what they should do but he may as well have been talking to toddlers for all they heard.

For what it was worth, Leonard's brain was stuck on Penny's and Sheldon's matching smirks while Howard was trying to figure out how there were seven erogenous zones on the female body. Raj was just muted by Penny's presence, but didn't bother paying attention to the strategy. He knew what had to happen, Sheldon had described it after the game last week. This was just the last minute refresher.

"...And none of you are paying attention, are you?" Sheldon scowled.

"Yeah, I don't think they're gonna get past us having sex like half an hour ago for at least another...hour?" She finished her coffee and got up to put her mug in the sink. "Anyway, you have me. They're reallly just canon fodder anyway, right?"

Sheldon followed her to the kitchen and they continued talking as though the others weren't even there. "They could be useful if they'd get over themselves, but I suppose today they're only good as a distraction."

Penny smiled and drew her arms around his waist. "Well there's you and me and I think we're a good enough team to take those dirty rock sucking bastards down."

"We certainly are," he said and met her halfway for an open mouthed kiss that quickly heated his blood. Unfortunately they didn't have time for anything else.

He pulled away and said, "We need to get changed. Don't bother with makeup, you're bound to sweat it off."

She grinned as she walked to the door. "Is that a promise?"