"Why are you all here!?"

Ahsoka shouted at the sight of the five adults sitting in private quarters of Duchess Satine home. Ahsoka, Obi-wan, and Anakin snuck out of the temple when the guards on dock duty were switching post. Allowing the three to sneak out of the temple in the Twilight with ease. Once away from the temple, they made their way to Satine to learn the news. What surprised them was seeing Aayla and Padme there as well.

"I just wanted to know." Aayla said as she walks over to Ahsoka. "How are you feeling?"

"Stressed, sick, annoyed and just plain angry because THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT PADME!" Ahsoka shouted at the blue skin woman. She begins to remove a paper the was stuck to the tube thing. She then hands the piece of paper to Obi-wan before looking back at Aayla.

"Ahsoka, screaming at the governess does not help with your...thing! Right now, you need to remain calm and try to relax as you prepare to get probed by that tube." Aayla shouted as she points to the woman wearing high-class jeweler.

"Ugh..." Anakin shivered as he gagged. He was trying his best not to imagine the image.

"I didn't mean too!" Padme shouted at the two. Anakin raises his hand to calm the bickering females down.

"Enough! Let her do her thing so we can figure out what to do." Anakin growled, giving Padme a glare as Ahsoka walks past her. Entering the bathroom, she closes the door and begins to remove her clothes. As she does this, Anakin continues the argument.

"This is your fault Padme! And if anything happens to Ahsoka, I promise you will never see the sun of your planet again." Anakin growled at her.

"Anakin I didn't mean for that to happen to Ahsoka! I swear!"

"You're so right, the same day we break up is the same day Ahsoka gets kidnapped by the Sith! Oh yea, on a mission that was to escort you to a safe area!" Anakin shouted.

"It was an accident!" Padme growled.

"An accident! Ahsoka risks her life to get you to safety and what did you do? You locked the door on us as we try to get to the ship!" Aalya growled.

"And how is it that you escaped and Ahsoka didn't?" Padme growled at the blue skin woman.

"Cause they didn't take me when were knocked unconscious...Oh shit, I do play a big role in this." Aayla muttered as she looks at the ground in shame.

"Congratulation Aayla, you are now officially part of the SSS shit-ship were all currently in! And you can thank our captain, bat-shit crazy senator over here!" Anakin growled.

"Why am I on that metaphoric ship?" Satine asked. Anakin was about to respond in anger, but stopped when he realized she was right.

"Yea, why are we here to be honest? In fact, why are we doing this in her home?" Anakin asked as he looks over to Obi-wan.

"I needed some I can trust when it came to this. In case you haven't noticed yet Anakin, the elders are on your ass since Shaak-ti demanded to have Ahsoka as her padawan." Obi-wan said in shame. "Also, Satine you owe us after that...incident with the governor."

"It wasn't that big." Satine said as she tries to break eye contact with the three Jedi staring her down.

"I had to...ugh! Let's not bring weird moments up!" Anakin growled. "This is more unsettling than that time Obi-wan gave me the talk. And those weird dreams of people touching me."

"I regret nothing." Obi-wan said with a smirk. "Although I seemed to have failed when I learned of you and Padme."

"How does this work?" Ahsoka shouted from the bathroom.

"You stick it up your V and then pee on it!" Obi-wan shouted.

"Uh...I am not conferable with the sticking up part! Can someone help me?" Ahsoka asked.

"I got you snips." Anakin said, only for Ahsoka to scream:

"A WOMAN!" Ahsoka shouted.

"I'm coming." Satine said.

"That's what Obi-wan said." Anakin muttered under his breath. This resulted in the older male smacking him over the head as Satine makes her way to the bathroom. Seconds later, the room was starting to fill up with weird words.

"Ugh! Just lay on your back and let me stick it in!" Satine shouted.

"It's too big!" Ahsoka shouted back, making Anakin give Obi-wan a concerned look.

"Why do you think these things are illegal now!? Just lay down and open your legs!" Satine shouted back.

"This sounds so wrong." Anakin muttered.

"OW!" Ashoka shouted, making Anakin jump a little. "Why does it hurt!?"

"Maybe cause its a tube, now pee!" Satine shouted. A long minute passes before Ahsoka said:

"I can't." She said. This made Anakin just walk out the room as fast as he could. Cheeks red as an apple and his dignity gone with the wind that was never in the room.

"Where are you going?" Obi-wan asked.

"I need to a drink, Satine where is your liquor!?" Anakin shouted.

"Satine doesn't drink." Obi-wan growled, only to hear:

"By my office! There's a red button on my lamb! Press it and it opens a mini bar!" Satine responded.

"MASTER I WANT A BLUE MINI!" Ahsoka shouted.

"You can't drink!" Anakin shouted before leaving the room.

"SOMEONE GET ME WATER THEN!"

(32 minutes later)

After what felt like an eternity and a painful one at best. Ahsoka finally peed in the tube. Now, the five were in Satine's quarters waiting for the results. As they did this, Ashoka and Anakin were doing shots, Obi-wan, Satine and Aalya were drinking some sort of cocktail and Padme was walking back and forth in the room.

"Should you really be drinking that?" Aalya asked the young girl as Anakin pours her another shot. He finally caved in when Ashoka started demanding like crazy.

"Its okay, the liquor she's drinking doesn't affect the body like most liquor does." Satine said as she takes a sip of her drink.

"I'm more worried about Anakin, he becomes weird when he drinks." Obi-wan said in shame.

"I know how to handle myself...now." Anakin said. "Beside's, we are all here for Ashoka. Which makes me think you shouldn't drink."

"Me drinking is the least of our problems right now." Ahsoka growled as she looks over to Padme. The female just rolled her eyes at Ashoka glance. Making Ahsoka looks back at her friends. Opening her mouth, she was about to say something: but was stopped when she heard a loud ding. All eyes looked in the direction of the bathroom. Anakin sets his bottle down and rushes to the bathroom, pushing Obi-wan to the side when he entered the facilities. Seconds later, Anakin came walking out the bathroom with the tube in his hand...it was pink, then blue...Now purple.

"Purple? What is purple?" Ahsoka asked as she looks over to Obi-wan. Picking up the paper she handed him earlier, he begins to read the instructions before dropping his glass to the floor in shock.

"Pink means girl...blue means boy...purple means both." Obi-wan said. Everyone's eyes widen at the news. "Oh my force, Ahsoka you are pregnant with twins."

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