"I feel like I am back in the black market, except there is no naked Zeltron dancing around me and I am fully clothed." Obi-wan said, getting concerned faces from the three.
"What the hell happened while I was outside?" Anakin shouted at his master.
"You don't need to know."
"I do because you keep bringing it up!" Anakin shouted.
"CAN WE FOCUS!?" Ahsoka shouted at the two men. The four of them were hanging upside down with their hands tied behind their backs, and their feet being held up by some sort of magnet. Their weapons were right by their feet, sticking to the magnet that held them up. Ahsoka was moaning in pain, not because of nausea or anything, but because of dejavu she was getting by the area she was in. Dark, hot and the smell of rotting flesh was remind her the time she woke up in a sith ship.
Ugh, being upside down is making me dizzy." Rex muttered.
"A clone getting sick. How interesting." A voice said, making all head turn to the man in red leather. Ahsoka hands clench into a fist at the sight of the cocky man and red haired sniper rifle behind him.
"Cad..." Ahsoka growled.
"And Aurra Sing, what a pleasant surprise." Obi-wan said in annoyance. His eye's slowly made their way to her hip. On her hip was two keys that seemed to match the holes of their chains.
"Ah, the Jedi in chains and restrains, what a wonderful sight to behold." Cad said as he enters the room. "Its a shame I can't kill you. My clients want the girl alive and...which one?"
"I don't know. They say one with the brown hair..." Aurra says as she looks over to Anakin and Obi-wan. Ahsoka turns her head to look at the two and realized something.
"You know...you two looks like you could be related." Ahsoka said with a small chuckle. The two men looked at each other, scanning the appearance of the other male. After seconds of looking at each other, the two looked at Ahsoka.
"We don't." They both say, making Ahsoka chuckle a little. Only to stop mid-way when a burp came out of her mouth. A shiver then goes down her spine (since she's upside down) as she twitches a bit.
"I feel sick being hung like this..." Ahsoka moaned as she shakes her head a bit.
"Oh shut up." Cad growled at the young woman. A second later, Ahsoka opens her mouth and releases a line of greens and whites onto the blue skin alien face. Covering him in her vomit as she coughs what little she had in her stomach. She then moans and groans before chuckling at the sight of her.
"Oh, my force! That literally went into your face! Ah, the force works in wonderful ways." She chuckled. Anakin soon followed in the laughter as Obi-wan sighed. Cad wipes the green liquids from his face before growling at the young woman. Walking over the girl, he takes a knee and looks into her eyes with his red orbs. As they locked in eye's, both Anakin and Obi-wan worked their abilities on the dangling key's that were hanging off of Aurra hip.
"If you weren't pregnant, I'd shot you in the head." Cad growled.
"You know about my pregnancy?" Ahsoka asked.
"Dooku has requested for your presence. Apparently you're holding the next generation of sith inside this flat stomach of yours." Cad said before poking her stomach.
"Oh, you know who the dad is?" Ahsoka asked, shockingly she was calm when she said this.
"Not a clue." Cad growled.
"How did I get knocked up?" Ahsoka asked with a small hint of concern.
"Ever heard of DNA transfusion. Rape isn't necessary when you have a gun that can inject a man's seed into a woman's stomach." Cade explains. "An old tech, but seems to be effective."
"So it was the injections." Obi-wan said.
"That's right, and I would consider myself lucky if I was you. Turns out the other nine didn't make it. The injections caused womb poisoning." Cad said, making the young woman look at him with worried eyes. As he stands up, Anakin clenches his fist at the sight of him giving Ahsoka stomach another poke.
"Come on, Dooku is arriving to meet us in 20." Cad tells his fellow friend. The woman nods her head as she follows Cad our the room, not noticing the key floating in the air near the ceiling. Once gone, Obi-wan levitates the key to his chains first before the others. Helping Ahsoka with her body when he set her free. Once to her feet, she looks down at her stomach with worried eyes.
"You okay?" Anakin asked, snapping Ahsoka from her train of thought.
"Yes, let's get out of here before Dooku show's up." Ahsoka says. Only to stop at a small gust of wind that went through her. Her eyes widen and her hairs on her back stood up. Obi-wan and Anakin looked at each other in worry.
"Dooku is here." Anakin said before grabbing his saber. "We need to leave now!"
"No shit Anakin." Obi-wan muttered.
"Can you two bitch later? This place smells like rottening flesh and I would like to leave!" Ahsoka growled at the two before walking towards the door. The three men soon follow.
Somehow in some form of way, the three were able to aviod being detected by droids. Hiding in every corner they found, they soon found themselves in a break room. Which annoyed Anakin because:
"We have been at this for nearly an hour!? How big is this ship!?" Anakin growled as Rex locks the door. Ahsoka walks towards the only window in the room, looking at the big pink planet that didn't look far, but was indeed a great distance.
"What's this planet called? Its very pretty." Ahsoka asked. Obi-wan walks over to see what she was seeing.
"Alleyiance, mostly home to Zeltrons. The planet has the highest female count and also highest food market trade in the republic alliance. The republic is supplied with food, pleasure, and entertainment. In exchange, the planet is one of the few under the republic law that allows prostitution." Obi-wan explained. Second, later the planet disappeared from their sight, from their guess, the ship must be flying at high speeds. Because that planet was in the view for a few minutes. Now it looked like a distant dot. Once gone, Ahsoka looks at Obi-wan to ask:
"Prostitute?" Are they that great?" Ahsoka asked in shock.
"You'd be surprised how much food these women produce." Obi-wan chuckled.
"Have you ever been there?" Ahsoka asked.
"No, but I have met a couple of locals. They seem nice, a little stupid though, but nice none the less." Obi-wan said with a small smile.
"Found us a way out!" Rex said, making the two walk over to him as he points to a map. They follow the tip of his finger on the map as he explains where they need to go.
"Once there, we grab a ship and go." Rex said.
"Sounds good to me. Hopefully, there aren't any torrents." Ahsoka said
"In a ship this big, I hardly doubt they wouldn't." Anakin muttered. The four of them slowly make their way to the docking bay. Only to stop and hide behind some boxes when they heard a loud alarm. Suddenly, the area blinks red, alerting everyone in the area.
"Either we suck at stealth, or they just now realized were gone." Anakin said.
"THE PRISONER'S HAVE ESCAPED!" A droid shouted.
"Yea, they figured out were gone." Ahsoka said as her eye's move to the doors. They were slowly closing, making the young woman quickly scan the area. Shockingly, in the corner of her eye, she saw the Twilight.
"Master look!" Ahsoka said, making Anakin look in the direction she was looking in. Seeing the Twilight, the two rose to their feet.
"It's of three, we run." Anakin said, making Obi-wan and Rex stare at avoid with worried expressions.
"What?" Obi-wan asked.
"Door's are closing!" Ahsoka said.
"THREE!" Anakin shouted before sprinting towards his ship. Running past droids, slashing them into pieces as they run. Once near the ship though, Anakin and Obi-wan were tackled to the ground by two elite assassin droids. Ahsoka swings her saber at the droids, but they just jumped over her. Attacking Rex and holding him down. She charges at the one fighting Anakin, but the machine just sides steps away from her. She runs back after it, only to be pushed to the side as it charges Anakin again.
"What the heck?" Ahsoka asked as she stood there. Watching the droids fight her friends, but not trying to attack her. When one grabs Anakin by the wrist and pulled him down, Ahsoka charged at it, only to have her body fall to the ground by Cad wire retrains. Making her fall to the ground like a tied up cow.
"AHSOKA!" Anakin shouted, the droid holding him drown presses its elbow against the back of Anakin's elbow. Ahsoka's eyes widen when she started to hear a light cracking sound coming from his. The young woman wiggles her body to break free from the wire's, but only managed to make herself sit up straight.
"Ahsoka..." A voice called, making the four stop their struggling and turn their attention to the old man in black,
"Dooku..." Anaking growled. This made the old man chuckle at Anakin.
"I see your arm is still intact. Let's fix that." Dooku said before snapping his finger, ordering the machine to press down on his elbow. A loud crack sound filled the room for a second, it was then followed by screams from Anakin. The machine the grabs his other arm as Anakin growls, calming himself and hissing at the pain.
"Better. Dooku said, he then looks over to Ahsoka. The young woman rolls backward on her back before launching herself to Cad. She then pulls her saber from its holder and cuts the wires. Two droids slowly approach her, jumping off the walls as they did, but stopped when she held Cad's head straight at the edge of her saber. Dooku eye's contact with hers.
"Ahsoka, my, this is the first time we met face to face...well maybe second." Dooku said with a sadist smirk on his face.
"Let my master and friends go!" Ahsoka growled.
"When we are having so much fun?" Dooku asked with a small chuckle. Making Ahsoka ram the end part of the saber into Cad's left eye. He snarls a bit, trying to break free, only for her hand to wrap around his neck. Her blue eyes are replaced with red rotting as her grip tightens around his neck.
"I WILL KILL HIM!" Ahsoka shouted.
"Do it, he serves no purpose to me." Dooku chuckle, making both Ahsoka and Cad eyes widen.
"You bastard." Cad growled.
"Its nothing personal, but the things inside that girl is more valuable than your life. Especially since their father is a powerful Jedi." Dooku said with a smirk.
"Who's the father?" Anakin asked. In that split second, both Ahsoka and Obi-wan lost their patience with the male and shouted:
"ANAKIN THIS IS NOT THE TIME RIGHT NOW!" Both Obi-wan and Ahsoka shouted, hushing the man up as he stares at the ground. Dooku rolled his eyes before saying:
"Look, I am wiling to let your friends go, in exchange you stay here with me."
"Then what? You put me in a coma and I become your breeding cow? Producing these super Jedi's till my body breaks down and dies?" Ahsoka asked with an angry smile on her face.
"That is for our Lord to decide." Dooku said. It was then Ahsoka realized something. Dooku hasn't tried to attack her. Being a sith lord, he has a history of his skills and such with little to no mercy. Hell, he's responsible for Anakin's arm. But he wasn't attacking her! Nor did the droids! Realizing this, she closed her eyes, she lets go of Cad, but not before grabbing one of his guns. She then presses the end to her stomach, it was then everyone in the room started to tense up, even Dooku.
"What are you doing!?" Dooku shouted as she opens her eyes.
"If I die, your experiment dies. And I know its very important because you red-haired the droids not to attack me! So let them go and leave me alone." Ahsoka shouted, Dooku didn't seem like he was going to budge, so Ahsoka rams her fist above her womb, although it did look like she hit her womb. Making Dooku flinch a little.
"STOP!" Dooku shouted, making Ahsoka chuckle.
"Let them go, or the next thing that will happen is you explain to your lord why you have a dead fetus in a jar!" Ahsoka shouted at the older man. Both Anakin and Obi-wan looked at each other with worried eyes.
"Well dam Ahsoka." Obi-wan said. Dooku closes his eyes for a second before snapping his fingers. Ordering the droids to release the three men. In haste, they run over to Ahsoka as she backs into the twilight. Anakin runs straight to the controls as Ahsoka throws Cad his pistol. Her blue eye's return to their normal color as the twilight flies away from the sith ship. Anakin puts in the coordinates for the nearest planet, making the Twlight jump into hyperspace. Once Ahsoka saw the blue, she takes a seat on the side of the ship and sighs.
"I don't feel good." Ahsoka moans. Anakin puts the ship on auto-pilot before standing up to look at Ahsoka. The young woman was taking deep breathes and looked to be sweating. Pushing her against the wall, he pulls the zipper of her uniform down, exposing her stomach to him. A red bruise was located near her belly button.
"That punch you did was hard on your body. But nothing where those things are, you should have punched your womb." Anakin said, making Obi-wan look at him and shouted:
"ANAKIN!" Obi-wan shouted.
"If I killed them, then you would have died. And speaking of dead, your arm..." Ahsoka said, making Anakin look at his bent backward arm.
"Oh crap!" Anakin shouted as Ahsoka zips her clothes up. She looks at his arm to see his fingers were still moving.
"How did you not feel that?" Ahsoka asked.
"I think his body is in shock. We need to find the closest medic bay as possible, or your hand may be replaced by another machine." Obi-wan said, making the color on Anakin's face fade to white.
"How much gas do we have in the Twilight?" Ahsoka asked Rex.
"About 2%, if we're lucky, it will get us to the nearest gas station in the next life." Rex muttered.
"I will kill you, then clone you, then kill you again." Anakin growled.
"If I am already dead, then my spirit goes to the force. I'm already a Clone Anakin, this has been established years ago." Rex said in annoyance, making Ahsoka chuckle. Obi-wan, on the other hand, got an idea.
"I know where we can go, a place where we can get Anakin help and also contact the temple. Rex, put in the coordinates for Alleyiance."
Kikkie: Not much of a funny chapter, but nothing is funny when it comes to the sith sometimes