Danganronpa: Cannonball Run Chapter 7: Kyushu prefecture part 2, a dangan ronpa kibou no gakuen to zetsubou no koukousei fanfic

Danganronpa: Cannonball Run

Disclaimer:
Danganronpa is owned by Spike Chunsoft and Lerche
The Cannonball Run are owned by Brock Yates and Golden Harvest

First off, many thanks to the readers who submitted their reviews, I appreciate it a lot and this inspired me to bring in the next chapter of this fic, in which we are still in the Kyushu arc as the Danganronpa crew are still cruising the road, and this chapter things will get a bit chaotic as the Danganronpa characters are attempting to psyche each other out just to get ahead of the competition just for the sake of winning the race and the prize money, so expect some wanton comedy here as you read this chapter, so read on and enjoy!

Ch. 7: Kyūshū-ken part 2

About 30 minutes later, the scene shifts at the highway where the border of Kagoshima and Miyazaki are connected, and there you can see a policr car is stationed nearby, watching the road seeing that it is peaceful at the moment and so far nothing out of the ordinary happened and inside you can see two highway patrolmen are eating doughnuts and drinking coffee, and are quite bored at watching passing cars passing by them and are rather anxious to get into action as they have been stationary for about two hours since their shift began.

"Ah...so peaceful...yet so boring..."

"Yeah...I could feel like I'm getting bored..."

"Well...at least we're getting paid...this is better than slacking inside our house..."

"...and not getting nagged by our wives..."

"I wish we could get a bit of action..."

"Well...be careful of what you wished for...it might come true..."

"I suppose you're right..."

"Let's relax for now and enjoy our quality time..."

As the two cops began sipping their coffee, one of them choked on gis cup upon being startled by the sounds of fast driving cars, and there the two cops were surprised to see that about 11 cars and one motorcycle zooming past them and the cops were somewhat bewildered at what they just saw and are debating on what they should do next as they did not expect so many cars passing by at such a high speed which the cops deduced that the vehicles were cruising over the speed limit and they eventually decided to go after them and see what they can do to pull over some of the vehicles that zoomed past their sights.

"Looks like you got your wish..."

"Okay...I did not expect THIS to happen..."

"I wonder if those drivers got diarrhea...I never thought some drivers would be in such a hurry..."

"Who cares? We finally gonna get some action..."

"Okay...how many are we gonna catch this time...?"

"At least this is better than playing POKEMON GO..."

"Let's go then..."

"Alright..."

The two cops then decided to go after the speeding vehicles and activated their sirens and went after the vehicles in question, and in a span of five minutes the police car is tailing the vehicles and the cops were surprised as if they are witnessing some kind of race as they saw the vehicles were trying to overtake the other vehicles and they wondered if the drivers are in a hurry or if they are some kind of organized group of criminals, in which the two cops began debating on what they should do next.

"Okay...this I did not expect..."

"What the heck is going on here?"

"Are they in a hurry or something?"

"Looks to me like they in a drag racing..."

"Seriously?"

"Any ideas?"

"Let's catch at least one of them..."

"Okay..."

After some debate, the cops decided to try the rule they were thought and the cop took out a radio and spoke through the speaker and ordered the speeding vehicles to pull over yet none of the vehicles heeded and drove faster, but the cops were persistent and speeds up as well, eventually tailing the vehicle belonging to the Royal Racers, and there Hagakure, who is driving, became nervous and panicked at the prospect of being pulled over, and asks his teammates what they should do, and Gundam offered a solution to their problem.

"Fear not...the agents of Deva will save us..."

"You make it sound so easy, Tanaka-chi...!"

"Have faith...and leave it to me..."

"Fine...just do something or I'll be dead...!"

"Open the ceiling..."

"Are you serious?"

"Do it!"

"Okay! Okay!"

Gundam began to open the ceiling of their car, and all of the sudden several geese came out flying and are heading for the pursuing police car and they began firing eggs which struck the police car's windshield, and it was filled with egg yolks which blocked the cops' frontal view and the cops were taken by surprise at the sudden turn of events and they started to panic a bit at what they just got from the car they were chasing at.

"Whoa!"

"What the heck...?"

"Is this real?.."

"Is the driver insane?"

"Looks like it...who would in the right mind would throw out eggs at a highway?"

"Do something! We're gonna crash!"

"Shut up, will you?"

"EEEP!"

Acting fast, the cop driver activated the car's wiper and wiped off the egg yolks and managed to get a clear view, and continued to chase after the car, but Gundam wasn't daunted and unleashed several more geese and the geese went towards the police car and entered the car through the side windows and began firing EXCREMENTS at the cops, and the cops were taken by surprise at the sudden actions which causes them to get distracted by what the geese are doing to them.

"SHIT!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

"GROSS!"

"GET OFF ME!"

"DISGUSTING!"

"DAMN!I JUST HAD THIS UNIFORM WASHED!"

"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FEATHER-BRAINS!"

"HEY!WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"

The ruckus caused the driver to lose control of the police car and skids off the road, and this allowed the vehicles to get away, and the geese flew off after their work was done, and the two cops were left humiliated and yet they managed to contact the dispatcher to inform about the group of vehicles that are entering the border of Miyazaki, and the two cops began debating on what should they do next given that they are in a heap of dirt they got from the rogue geese.

"Damn..."

"What a mess..."

"Those damn drivers..."

"Now I really stink..."

"Looks like we got busted..."

"How are we gonna report looking like this..."

"Let's skip work...?"

"Okay..."

-x-

Several minutes later, the scene shifts at Miyazaki where the 12 vehicles finally entered, and there they began going to several routes in order to find a shortcut so that they could get an easy and fast method of gaining the lead, while some chose to stick to the main road as stated in the map, and about six of the vehicles went to alternate routes and the remaining six ventured at the main road, but unknown to them, the dispatcher have already informed the patrol cars about the said vehicles that are over-speeding and they have been mobilized to intercept them.

Several minutes later, the scene shifts to the team of Gangsta Republic, and there the driver is cruising the road while a mafia goon is holding the map of Japan, telling Fuyuhiko of their current position and there Fuyuhiko told the driver to keep going and informed the rest to be on the lookout to see if there are any rival racers within their vicinity and told his goons to get ready as he intends to shoot down anyone who try to get past him, which the mafia goons nodded in obedience.

"Okay..."

"We got it..."

"We'll shoot them down..."

"Leave it to us..."

"They will not get past us..."

"We'll take care of them…"

"Trust us, boss…"

"We'll make sure you will win…"

A few minutes later, a patrol car happened to be there and saw Fuyuhiko's car zoomed past them and they seemed to note that this is one of the 12 vehicles that the dispatcher told them seeing that the car in question is cruising over the speed limit and the two cops became a bit concerned as they wondered what inside the mind of a driver would drive so fast in Miyazaki.

"Whoa…"

"I think that's one of the cars we we're told about…"

"Damn…of all the places…"

"We better get moving before someone gets hurt…"

"I really hate those kind of drivers…"

"Me too…"

"Get ready, partner…"

"Yeah…"

The patrol car then activated the siren and began to go after the car and soon a chase ensued, and the mafia goon told Fuyuhiko that a police car is after them and asks their boss what to do, and as Fuyuhiko asks the other goon where they are, he is told that they are nearing a town which connects to another freeway ahead, and there he gives the goons instructions on what to do in order to get the pursuing police car off their tail, and gives them the command.

"…and that's what you guys will do…"

"Okay, boss…"

"We got this…"

"Leave it to us…"

"They will not get past us..."

"We'll take care of them…"

"Trust us, boss…"

"We'll make sure you will win…"

As the police car is nearing the target, the two cops raised their eyebrows as the car they are chasing made its move, where the car's compartment opened and saw several mafia goons wielding sub-machine guns and the cops thought they are going to be shot down, but instead the mafia goons fired paint bullets that are colored dark blue and this smeared the police car's windshield, blocking their view, and the cops were forced to make a stop fearing that they might hit a pedestrian, and as the activated the wiper, the cops find out that wiping off the paint is not easy and they radioed the dispatcher to be on the lookout for Fuyuhiko's car, which has gotten far.

Meanwhile, Fuyuhiko was snickering that they got rid of the problem and told the driver to drive faster which the driver did, and they are arriving at a suburban community and there they went past another police car, and the cop saw this and decided to go after it, activating the siren and a car chase ensued, and Fuyuhiko is pissed at another problem coming and told the mafia goons to do something about the pursuing police car.

"Okay..."

"We got it..."

"We'll shoot them down..."

"Leave it to us..."

"They will not get past us..."

"We'll take care of them…"

"Trust us, boss…"

"We'll make sure you will win…"

The mafia goons nodded and opened the compartment door, and opened a sack which they threw out money, which are ¥1000 bills, and some of the residents were suckered and went to the streets to catch the bills, believing it to be free money and felt blessed and the streets are littered with residents and the police car was forced to make a stop as the cop couldn't risk hurting them and is pissed that the target got away, and he is trying to get the residents to step aside. The residents then realized that they too got suckered as the money they got were fakes.

"What the heck?"

"Fake money?"

"We've been had!"

"We got suckered!"

"There goes our easy money!"

"This is a sham!"

"Damn that car!"

"Bullshit!"

At the car, the mafia goons told Fuyuhiko about their tactics and he snickered at it seeing that his men did a good job and now they are nearing the freeway where they are entering the highway which leads them to the next city and is expecting to take the lead seeing that none of his rivals are around, and Fuyuhiko is confident that he will win the race and claim the prize money.

To Be Continued...

Like A Cannonball by Menudo
(Theme Song from The Cannonball Run)

See the lightning cross the sky
Makes me wonder why can't I
Move that fast to get to where I'm going

I just can't wait to get to you
'Cause girl you know just what we'll do
So much love for you is overflowing

I gave you a license to drive me up the wall
I just can't shake this spell that your love keeps me under
The way you weave your magic, your brown eyes say it all
I look at you and feel the thunder

CHORUS:
Uh! It hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball,
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball

Hearts beat at the speed of sound
That's why I am so glad I found
Someone who makes lovin' feel so right

If there's a detour up ahead
I'll take another road instead
Nothing's keeping me from you tonight

CHORUS:
Uh! It hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball

Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball
Hits me like a cannonball
Like a cannonball (2x)

Hope you like this chapter as the race continues with humorous results, and this is just the appetizer as more are on the way...

Preview:

The Kyushu Prefecture arc continues as more participants try to out-do one another as they try to get the lead...