Penny: Merry Late Christmas and Happy Early New Year! I'm sorry to say but this fic won't be finished by the end of the year like I planned. I just don't have all the rule ideas for each character but I don't want it to be till next December till I finish.

Also, during the time that I could have written another chapter I didn't have my notes for Rules so I wrote another chapter for FJ instead (this will be updated in a week or two, enough time for WOLF to go over it). In this chapter it might be a little obvious that I switched the rule that Kyoya had with Ryohei.

Taunt: I will try updating by the end of January.

Hope you enjoy this ch and I don't own the song: Another One Bites the Dust!

Rule II: Don't Make More Paperwork For Your Boss

Offender: Hibari Kyoya

Time After Rules Instigated: Five days

Since Mukuro had last pissed Tsuna off it had only been five days. That was in itself an amazing feat that his guardians had managed to do for his next expectation for his guardians was till the next day. Tsuna was starting to think that his guardians only needed to see an example of what he would do if they broke one of his personal rules.

But that was all about to stop this day. Today a boss by the name of Ricardo Mimino was coming over to the Vongola Mansion to make a treaty. He just started the Mimino Famiglia six months ago and was already starting to make a name for himself. Kind of. Although he wasn't anywhere near Vongola status he was close enough to their main territory that a treaty was in order.

As Mimino wasn't that big of a threat, not all the guardians were there like they usually would have if it was a powerful boss or someone with a more infamous reputation. Gokudera was in America with Lambo checking out one of the leads to a drug ring that had come in from CEDEF.

Ryohei was at the Varia helping train the new recruits. Mukuro and Chrome were in Japan recruiting some new graduates from some of the colleges. Takeshi was at a baseball game in U.S. for the World Series with Kaoru. And Kyoya was supposed to get back to the mansion from a two week mission tomorrow.

But, Kyoya was known for being effective during missions and is more often than not came back to the mansion early.

This was what worried Tsuna so much; Kyoya had a huge history of attacking the visiting bosses and their entourage for being "Herbivores." It has led to many almost mafia wars between many different famiglias. It was only through Tsuna's and Gokudera's quick actions that saved them. But Gokudera was out so now it was all up to him to protect the poor man from his easily angered Cloud Guardian, in short Tsuna wasn't looking forward to the meeting at all.

Also, his Cloud Guardian always gave his report straight to Tsuna when he came back from a mission, it didn't matter who was in Tsuna's office; he would just make a grand entrance whether it be in the form of breaking down his office door or wall, the window or something else, changed every time he visited.

But, all he could do was pray that Kyoya got back to the mansion on the day that he was due and not early because Tsuna had to prepare for the Mimino famiglia arrival and work on some of his paperwork that had been put on his desk by Gokudera before he left for his mission.

Tsuna could only sigh as he dreaded what could happen this day.

(::)(::)(::)

The Mimino Famiglia arrived at noon like they said they would and Tsuna's first impression of Ricardo Mimino was…he looks like a wimp. Usually that thought wouldn't have ever gone through Tsuna's mind as he didn't like to think about someone as he used to be before Reborn. But in his defense it was the best way to describe the man.

Ricardo Mimino was an average height for an Italian at 5' 8'' with dark brown hair. A slight tan with a body that didn't look like it had any muscles and was twiggy looking. And above his big nose were a pair of brown eyes that looked at Tsuna in fear even when Tsuna put on a smile and gave a friendly greeting the man didn't seem to believe that Tsuna could mean what he said. But, Tsuna was use to that as not many in the mafia world were as honest and trusting like he is.

The man just didn't look like he would be a man starting to make a mafia famiglia. And all through the meeting the man tried to act haughty, and like he was entitled to be there talking to the Vongola Decimo as if they had equal power and equal strength.

His lackeys weren't any better. They had no respect for anything in his office (they broke a two thousand euro vase! Reborn was going to kill him when he found out!). They continued to interrupt Tsuna when he made a suggestion to be added to the treaty they were making or would even whisper into their boss's ear when he talked.

The Mimino Famiglia was lucky that none of his guardians or Reborn were there. They wouldn't take kindly to them disrespecting their boss.

But, Tsuna wasn't going to let their attitudes get in the way of making this treaty. He was going to protect his famiglia to the best of his ability, and even though at the moment the Mimino Famiglia wasn't a threat they could become one. And it was better to be safe than sorry in the mafia world. No matter how good you are at what you do, you are only human and can make mistakes. And can be hit by a lucky shot. Even the World's Greatest Hitman could be hurt if he wasn't careful; though said man would deny that anyone could get a lucky shot on him.

So, Tsuna persevered through five hours of talking with the annoying famiglia. And in the end he was able to get the other don to finally sign a treaty.

The treaty was actually made up more of Tsuna's ideas then Mimino's ideas because said man never gave any ideas or anything to put in to the discussion. He would always give vague answers to Tsuna's questions and suggestions that it seemed like the man was so afraid of Tsuna that he was going to let him make the treaty but was doing a horrible job of making it seem like it was all Mimino's idea and that the man was just letting Tsuna say it out loud and writing it on a piece of paper.

This may not have been the easiest treaty that Tsuna had ever made with another boss (Dino was by far the easiest and their meetings usually ended up as a social visit, same with Enma) but it was by far not the hardest (some of those older mafia don's didn't take to kindly to someone that could be there great grandson was a boss already and hadn't had to work his way up to be a boss).

But it was done and he ended up with a treaty that would protect and help his famiglia with gathering information.

All that the treaty said was that both parties wouldn't cross the others boarder except when chasing someone, or if a lead for something came up in the other's territory. It was up to the leader of the team that went into the others territory to inform both boss about why and what was happening for them to go into their territory.

Also, there would be a monthly report that each boss would write to the other about

Tsuna was really starting to feel that his day couldn't get any better when he heard something that made his blood freeze.

"Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust

Hey, I'm gonna get you, too," came singing out of a tiny yellow bird on Tsuna's window that was on the left of Mimino. The window was left open so that the nice summer breeze could come in during the meeting and now Tsuna was regretting leaving the window open.

Before Tsuna could worn the other boss to duck there was a black blur that crashed right into Tsuna's desk and sent said desk flying into Mimino.

Now Tsuna could have salvaged this situation if Kyoya didn't open his mouth to comment about there being a "pesky herbivore" in his way.

Mimino's men didn't take to kindly to the insult about their boss or the desk that had said boss pin to the opposite wall knocked out cold.

The four men then took out their weapons of choice (two guns, a sword, and brass knuckles; all basic weapons that were not going to be able to do anything against his Cloud Guardian.) and attacked Kyoya with no formation. Just a normal schoolyard tactic of charge and hope for a hit.

Kyoya just arched an eyebrow at them before taking one of his tonfas that came from nowhere and hit all four on the head (why did the two gun men even run at the former prefect, Tsuna didn't want to know).

The fight had ended before it had even started. But, Mimino just had to wake up at the moment that Kyoya had hit the last of his four guards on the head.

"Why, you little punk!? I'm going to kill you for attacking my guards!" he yelled before he ran at the blood covered man as he picked up the sword that one of his men dropped.

"AHH!" he yelled as he swung the sword down on Kyoya. It was in slow motion that Tsuna saw his guardian beat up the other don.

Tsuna couldn't fault his guardian for defending himself against Mimino and it was a slight accident that he got hit (Tsuna knew that his guardian couldn't see from the ground floor and if Tsuna was sitting at his desk like he usually is he would have done a perfect attack from behind) but he really didn't have to wipe the floor with the wimps blood (it was going to take the maids a few days to get all that blood out of the carpet and off the walls).

So, Tsuna didn't punish his Cloud Guardian for attacking another Mafia Don and his famiglia. What he did punish his guardian for was his simple mission collecting information at a known hot spot for illegal activity at a cafe called Mesmeral. Kyoya had ended up destroying the restaurant from across the street from Mesmeral. The owners of the restaurant were suing Vongola for 4 million euro in property damage. And Mesmeral was suing for the disturbance of their customers and for running a business associate for 1.5 million euro.

That was only the first two paragraphs in the missive file that was a hundred pages thick that was given to him by his Cloud Guardian as he ignored the knocked out mafios on his office floor (there had been weirder things left alone on his floor). What his entire guardian had done Tsuna didn't know at that moment, as he dropped the file on the coffee table and turned to Kyoya who was cleaning blood off of his tonfa. There was no excuse for this amount of paperwork and money been wasted, let alone the time Tsuna would have to waste trying to fill out the cursed paperwork that his violent guardian gave him.

But he quickly turned around when he felt the demonic, carnivorous presence behind him. He saw a demon in the place where his boss uses to be, and could only stare with interest at the demon that stalked towards him like a predator would do to prey.

"Kyoya-kun, why have you turned into an annoying herbivore?" asked the demon before he pounced.

(::)(::)(::)

When all the guardians were back at the mansion a week later it was to an unusual site. Their unflappable, stock Cloud Guardian was avoid their boss and wasn't even asking him for his usual fights. He didn't even rise up to Mukuro's taunts. And the biggest shock of all, he started to call Tsuna "Carnivore."

Later they found out that he had broken one of Tsuna's rules, but none of them could find out what his punishment was.

When they asked Tsuna he just smiled sweetly and said, "He got what he deserved for what he did."

None of them ever asked again what had transpired between the two.

The Mimino Famiglia was relocated to Australia a day after they visited the Vongola for a peace treaty. When asked why Mimino announced, "We of Mimino aren't suicidal and would like to be as far as possible from Vongola. As they have a scary, bloodthirsty mafio."

Everyone just called him nuts when he announced this, as Tsunayoshi was the kindness boss that they knew and he kept Vongola a light mafia famiglia. But the guardians all learned that there was someone who was more bloodthirsty than their Cloud Guardian when angered. He just had an angelic facade covering it up.