That night, Eddie and the others were going down a gloomy alley with Chihiro gulping in fear.
Chihiro: Do I have to come with you guys?
Tiff: Don't be scared, Chihiro. We can do this.
Then Eddie knocks on a door at the alleyway. A hatch on the door slid open and a bloodshot eye peeked at them making Chihiro feel more nervous.
Gruff voice: Got the password?
Eddie: "Walt sent me."
Tiff: And with friends.
The hatch slid closed, and after a moment, the door slowly creaked open. When they entered, the one with the eye, whom was a gorilla in a small suit, closed the door glaring at them. Chihiro got nervous.
Valiant: Nice monkey suit.
Gorilla: Wise ass!
The gang walked down a short corridor towards a door, where piano playing is heard. As Valiant opens the door, some of the group gasped in amazement. To their surprise, they saw many people with a few Toons around the area. As they looked around the area. The gang noticed two familiar toons on the stage playing pianos.
Tiff: Hey, look! It's Daffy Duck!
Tuff: I didn't know he had a job.
Lydia: And he's with Donald Duck.
Donald Duck: Hey, hey, hey! Cut it out!
Daffy Duck: Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?
As the others find themselves some seats, they noticed an octopus serving a few people, taking the tips.
Armadillomon: Now there's something you don't see everyday.
Daffy Duck: I've worked with a lot of wise quackers, but you are dumb!
Donald Duck: (frowns) Dog gone stubborn little… I'll get you! WAAAK!
Daffy: This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!
Donald Duck: (Glares) Oh yeah!? (Angrily grabs Daffy throwing him into the piano and slamming it shut on him, leaving only his beak sticking out while the playing continued)
Daffy Duck: This means war.
As they were still standing, Eddie was squirted on his shirt with ink before glaring at the one who squirted it who laughed. He was a bald man wearing a pin striped suit with brown eyes.
Marvin: Ha, ha, ha!
Valiant: (annoyed) You think that's funny?
Marvin: Oh! It's a panic!
The angry man grabbed him with a frown on his face.
Valiant: You wont think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose!
Marvin: Now calm down son, will ya? (points) Look, the stain's gone. It's disappearing ink.
As Eddie looked at his shirt, the ink stain disappears.
Marvin: No hard feelings, I hope? Look, I'm-
Kari: Marvin Acme. The Gag King and owner of Toon Town. We know who you are.
Marvin: Guys, good to see you again.
TK: And you haven't changed a bit.
Marvin: If it's Acme, it's gasser! Put it there, pal.
He then shook Eddie's hand. Though Eddie yelped, screaming as he was shocked.
Valiant: WHOA! WHAT WAS THAT?!
Marvin: The hand buzzer! Still our biggest seller! Ha, ha, ha.
Valiant was unamused by the prank an sat down with the others including Jayden, a penguin was cleaning the table, and hands him a menu, and Eddie gives it back.
Valiant: Scotch on the rock. (Penguins leave and shouts to him) AND I MEAN ICE!
Just then, they heard Donald's squawking, turning back to the stage. Then Daffy, who had gotten out of the piano, was slammed back into the other piano with Donald coming out after punching him to it and playing.
Donald Duck: This is hot stuff. (Continues playing the duet with his fingers and legs with a grin) YEAH! (Suddenly gets punched by an lands into the white piano while Daffy was playing the piano quickly and rapidly with random items. After a moment while fixing his hair a devilish Donald came out with a cannon aimed to him)
Beetlejuice: Watch this, guys. Hey, Daffy!
Daffy Duck: Yes, my friend!
Beetlejuice: Duck!
The cannon was fired, blowing the piano top, trapping Daffy.
Daffy Duck: Hoo hoo hoo!
And two of the pianos were dragged away to different sides an the stage curtain closes on the stage. The team all laughed, except for Valiant.
Marvin: Hey, those ducks are funny! They, they never get to finish the act! Ha, ha, ha.
Kirby: (laughing)
Cody: That never gets old.
Patamon: Pretty funny, right Eddie?
Valiant: (nods) Right.
Then a penguin came with the drink.
Valiant: (Takes the drink) Thanks… (Suddenly he notices a rock in his drink) Toon.
Voice: Cigars! Cigarettes! Eddie Valiant!
Valiant: Betty?
Betty Boop: Long time no see!
Eddie: What you doing here anyway?
Betty Boop: Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I still got it, Eddie. Boo boo bedoo. Boop! (Strikes a pose)
Valiant: (nods) Yeah, you still got it.
Betty Boop: (giggles) I deal with people like that in my day, believe me.
Then, they heard a applauding and commotion with some males, including Marvin, howling lustfully with the balding man putting on some cologne on himself.
TK: (Notices) What's with him?
Betty Boop: Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.
Valiant: (Smirks) Got a thing for rabbits, huh?
Betty Boop: (Annoyed) I did say she was a rabbit?
Lydia: (Quiets everyone) Shhhh! It's starting.
The room was finally quieted down, Just then, a human Toon leg peeks from behind the curtains before the group notices*
Jessica's Voice: (Singing) You had plenty money 1922, (Appears out of the curtain was a toon human woman, walking casually while the single ones all went wild with the whistling and howling going on like mad. She was a red haired woman with purple eyeliner, red lipstick, an blue eyes. At the moment, she wore a sparkling sleeveless red-pink dress, purple opera gloves, and red shoes, Her name was Jessica Rabbit.) You let all the woman make a fool of you, Why don't you do right, like some other men do?
Davis: (Speechless) Is that really Jessica?
Bugs Bunny: Yep.
Jessica: (Singing) Get out of here, get me some money too.
Valiant: (Shocked) She's married to Roger Rabbit?
Betty Boop: Yeah. What a lucky goil. (Closes Valiant's mouth)
Jessica: (Singing) You're sittin' down wondering what it's all about
If you ain't go no money, they will put you out
Why don't you do right? Like some other men do?
Get out of here, get me some money too.
Tiff: Roger's so lucky to have her.
Jessica: (Singing) Now if you had prepared twenty years ago.
You wouldn't be awandring now from door to door.
Why don't you do right, like some other men do? (Marvin helps her down. then touches his cheek before taking out his scarf, rubbing his head before dropping it on his lap.) Get out of here, get me some money too. (Then she notices Valiant and the others and leans closely toward Valiant, removing his hat and fingering his hair. She neared the man before shoving his hat in his face) Get out of here, get me some money too. (Get's back on the stage before sitting at the edge lying there leaning close to Valiant, pulling the man up close and making him nervous a bit) Why don't you do right, like so other men… Doooo? (She then let's Valiant go before the drumstruck detective and the others saw her leaving and the curtains close an all the people applauded wildly)
Kirby: (happily hops up and down) Poyo!
Meanwhile backstage, where Marvin Acme knocked on the door holding flowers.
Jessica's Voice: Who is it?
Marvin: Jessica dear, have no fear, your Marvin is here! (And enters the room while the Valiant and the others looked concerned, So Valiant peeked through the keyhole)
Marvin's Voice: You sure murdered 'em again tonight baby. I really mean it. My darling, you were superb. You absolutely, truly and honestly fashmolyed that audience. You killed them. You slayed them. You belted them in to pieces.
(Suddenly someone taps Valiant's shoulder an notices a familiar gorilla glaring at them.)
Gorilla: What do you think you're doing, chumps?
Valiant: Who you calling a chumps, chimp?
Tuff: Uh oh.
The gorilla grabs them, then tosses the group as they screamed before crashing into garbage, groaning.
Beetlejuice: Come back here and fight like an ape!
Davis: Oh, if that gorilla thinks he's getting a tip, then forget it!
Tiff: Are you okay?
Kirby: Poyo.
Tiff: I'm sorry that gorilla was pretty rude to us.
Kirby: Poyo.
Walking out the door is Daffy Duck, dazed and confused from his performance.
Daffy Duck: (dizzy) The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
Tiff: Are you okay?
Daffy Duck: Just a few scratches, but I'm fine.
Ken: Well, you were pretty good out there.
Daffy Duck: You really think so?
Ken: Yep.
Gorilla: And don't let me catch your peeping faces around here again. Got it! (slams the door)
Valiant: Ooga booga!
Kari: Hey, did you guys hear that?
TK: Did we hear what?
Kari: I'm getting a feeling that something's back at the club, but I'm not quite sure what it is yet. It sounds like someone.
Kirby: (Pointing at the window. Valiant went up to see, but the window was too high, so Valiant stacked some boxes and stands on them seeing Jessica and Marvin doing something)
Marvin's Voice: Come my dear Jessica. I'm over here. I've got everything you need, right here, on the bed.
Jessica's Voice: Oh, not tonight Marvin. I have a headache.
Marvin's Voice: But Jessica! You promised.
Jessica's Voice: Oh... alright. But this time take off that hand buzzer.
As their voices continued, Eddie snapped the pictures while the others watched.
Marvin's Voice: Patty cake! Patty cake! Patty cake, patty cake...
Jessica's Voice: Oh!
Before more was taken, the group looked surprised at what they saw.
Marvin's Voice: Patty cake, patty cake...
Jessica's Voice: Oh Marvin!
Valiant: You've gotta be kidding me!
Kari: I hate it when I'm right.
Back at Maroon office, Roger was shaking the blinds with sadness in his eyes.
Roger Rabbit: Patty cake! Patty cake! Ahah! I don't believe it! Ahah haa hah! (He sat on the desk chair before banging his head on it.) Patty cake! Patty cake! Is that true?
TK: (Comforts Roger) There, there Roger, it's okay it's okay.
Maroon: Take comfort, son. You're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him.
(Roger took the handkerchief before Roger blew on it rapidly. He then handed it back to Maroon, who frowned before throwing it away.)
Roger Rabbit: I don't believe it. I wont believe it. I can't believe it. I shan't believe it!
Valiant: Believe it kid. I took the pictures myself. She played patty cake. (showed the photos of the two actually playing patty cake to the rabbit as they looked.)
Roger Rabbit: (slowly moved the pictures before moving them faster and faster.) No… not my Jessica! Not patty cake. This is impossible. I don't believe it. It can't be. It just can't be. Jessica's my wife! It's absolutely impossible! (Panickly tosses them in the air, looked even more worried) Jessica's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee.
Valiant: You better start drinking it black, cause Acme's taking the cream now.
Tuff: Why would Marvin do this to Roger?
Maroon: Hard to believe. Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for 30 years. Who would have thought he was a sugar daddy?
Wormmon: But Jessica would never do a thing like that to Roger.
Roger Rabbit: He's right, somebody must have made her do it.
Maroon: Now drink this, son. It'll make you feel better. (Hands Roger a drink an Roger gulped it down before tossing the glass away. Just then, his eye began to bulge)
Chihiro: (Worried) Um… What's happening to Roger?
Roger Rabbit: Eech! Gaahh! Brblbllllllll... (He turned to different colors before he began blimping.)
Davis: HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Beetlejuice: Take cover! (Everyone ducks to the ground covering their ears, Roger shot in the air, emitting a piercing whistle sound while most of them ducked. Glasses of cups, the awards, frames, and even the bottle, which the liquid spilled on Eddie, broke. Finally, Roger turned back to normal before slamming into the seat with his face down on the desk.)
Roger Rabbit: (lifts his head) Thanks, I needed that. (Slams his head on the desk once more an everyone gets up off the ground looking shocked).
Valiant: (Shaking off the spilled liquor off his hands) Son of a bitch. Look, Mr. Maroon, I think my work here is finished. How about that carrot you owe me, huh?
Maroon: A deal's a deal. (Hands Valiant the check)
Valiant: Great...Thanks.
Maroon: Roger. I know all this seems pretty painful now. But you'll find someone new. Won't he Mr. Valiant?
Valiant: Yeah, sure. A good looking guy like that. (chuckles) The dames'll be breaking his door down.
Roger Rabbit: (angrily) DAMES! What dames? (Grabs Eddie, shaking him angrily onto the desk) Jessica's the only one to me! You'll see. We'll rise above this pickling peccadillo! We're going to be happy again. You got that? Capital H-A-P-P-I! (Dashes out an crashes throughout the window and blinds leaving a rabbit-shaped hole)
Valiant: Well, at least he took it well.. (As Valiant and Maroon stare dumbfounded out of the window, the blinds crash down.)
Riley: (glares at Eddie) Do you have any idea what you just done? Now, Roger's going to live a sad and depressing life thanks to you! I hope you're happy, Valiant!
Valiant: Calm down, Riley. It's alright.
Riley: Stop saying everything will be alright! (leaves the office and slams the door)
Valiant: What?
Daffy Duck: (sadly) Well, since Riley's gone, I guess it's just you and me, Chihiro. (But Chihiro was gone) Chihiro?
A bit later, at the factory, Roger cried more before he sat on the box, looking at the photos of his wedding, his vacation at the beach, and at the bar each with Jessica while tears streamed down his eyes.
Roger Rabbit: (Crying) Jessica...P-p-pllllease tell me it's not true. P-p-p-p-pllllease! (Continues crying and Chihiro appears)
Chihiro: Roger, are you okay?
Roger Rabbit: (Crying) No, no. I'm not okay.
Chihiro: (Feeling sad for Roger) You really love Jessica, don't you? (Roger nods to Chihiro) You know, I lost my parents once.
Roger Rabbit: (stops crying a little bit) Why's that?
Chihiro: Back in Japan, my family and I were moving to our new home when we stumbled across an abandoned theme park. It turns out that it was a bathhouse for spirits. When it was nighttime, my parents were turned into pigs by Yubaba, the bathhouse witch. I had to work there to free my parents. At first, I was scared. I haven't seen these creatures before in my life. But with the help of Team Warpstar and Haku, I was able to overcome my fear.
Roger Rabbit: So did you get your parents back?
Chihiro: Yeah. Tell you what, why don't we go over to the Ink and Paint Club and talk to her. That can make you feel better.
Roger Rabbit: Okay.
So, Chihiro and Roger walked together to get to the Ink and Paint club. Meanwhile at Valiant's office, Eddie opens the door as Team Warpstar enters the office, with the lights turned on.
Daffy Duck: This is where you live?
Valiant: Yep. You guys can make yourselves comfortable. Your home is my home.
Tiff: Thank you, Mr. Valiant.
As everyone was adjusting inside Mr. Valiant's office, Davis was holding Riley as she is still feeling sad.
Lydia: Is she gonna be alright, Davis?
Davis: She'll be fine, Lydia.
Then, Daffy came in the office.
Tuff: Have you found Chihiro yet?
Daffy Duck: Still no luck, guys. I'm getting kinda worried.
Bugs Bunny: Don't worry, Joy. We'll find her tomorrow.
After Valiant placed his hat and trench coat away, Eddie took other the pictures hanging on the line down. He then looked through them as he chuckled at some of him with Dolores. Then, he stopped smiling after noticing one picture. There, on the picture, was a man with glasses dancing and playing guitar while wearing a sombrero. Then, he looked at another one with himself and the other man. Finally, he placed them down, with a worried look before taking his drink, starting to drink.
Ken: (Notices) That's your brother, right? (Valiant places the photo face down) It's okay. I know how you feel, Eddie.
Little did they know, from a distance, they were watched by a robotic grasshopper. The next morning, as they slept, a man in a gray suit entered the office. He then walked toward the sleeping drunk man before picking up the empty bottle. Just then, he picked up the trash can, tossing it in. Inside Riley's head...
Joy: Hello! Did I wake you up?
Anger: Do you have to play that?
Joy: Well, I have to practice. And I don't think of it as playing so much as hugging.
Back in the real world..
Valiant: (Looks up to a familiar face) Lieutenant Santino, where'd you come from?
Santino: (Looking at the photos) Gee whizz, Eddie. If you needed money so bad, why didn't you come to me?
Valiant: (Pours a last bit of the drink from his bottle) So I took a couple of dirty pictures. So kill me.
Santino: I already have a stiff on my hands, thank you!
Valiant: Huh?
Lydia: What do you mean?
Santino: Marvin Acme. The rabbit and the little girl cacked him last night.
In Headquarters...
Joy: Okay, not what I expected.
Everyone screamed in surprise.
