"Your name is Vriska Serket, and it feels like this semester has been going on for a very, very long time. Were you not privy to the basic concepts of time and definitely not bogus application to your reality, you might wager its been some two fucking years since anything of note really happened here. As it so happens however, you are privy to more than just the concepts of time, masterful schemer that you are, and so you know that you are, in fact, still a freshman at Skaia University. Denizens of years past might refer to your current status as "being a total nOOB". Thankfully, as you are not a 4Chan user living in the year 2013, you have been subjected to no such mistreatment. You have, in fact, learned a great deal over the course of this…semester. Almost as though an unseen, omnipresent narrator telling the story of your life has now actually spent time in college, and now knows which parts of your tale are wildly inaccurate or simply not necessary. You're not sure what suddenly brought this strange, random thought into your mind on today of all days, but you get the sense that perhaps something interesting is going to happen. Something that has, in one way or another, been two years in the making.
You think maybe you'll stay tuned, just in case.
AN: :::; )