Alright, in the last twenty four hours my last chapter was out alone, some of you didn't have the most... positive feedback. And I can see why. But I promise you that isn't my intention with the story, and if you just keep an open mind and just continue to read this fic you just might be surprised. Especially, with what's about to come in this chapter.
And if any one has anything less than nice to say, then file it in the complaints department (Points to a trash can).
As we head to the sisters of the Loud family, we see they set up base at the old Loud house. There it was where Paige was getting even more restless that they couldn't find Lincoln in the past two weeks, and starting to get a little violent. She was right now using one of Lynn's punching bags in the sports and goth sisters old room, with a picture of Ronnie Anne on it.
"Stupid Ronnie Anne! Should have figured you try to stop our wedding!" she grunted with every punch and kick to the bag, aiming directly at the picture. "I finally got that white haired sissy to marry me, and I would have gotten away with it too, if not for YOU MEDDLING BITCH!" she yelled as she delivered a huge head-butt that knocked the entire bag of the chain. Paige then jumped on the bag and just laid lefts and rights to the picture angrily with more venom in each hit. "When I find you I'LL KILL YOU!"
Meanwhile in the smart and youngest sisters' old room, Lisa was running through her database with Lori, Lucy, Lola, and Lily keeping her company. Everyone else took Lisa's tracker and headed for New York to catch what they thought was Lincoln.
Lori pulled out a walkie talkie, "This is High Card to Mud hands, do you read Mud Hands?"
"Mud Hands here, we've been following the tracker around the Big Apple for hours. Our target has been wandering around the city all day, though we got some cool stuff." Lana called from the other end.
"Man, this is doing a real number on Paige. She's been at that punching bag for hours!" Luna commented while hearing her almost sister-in-law through the paper thin walls.
"Yeah almost like she's trying to kill the real thing, I could see the fire of hate and vengefulness in her eyes when I checked on her." Lucy stated monotonously.
"Well that little brat just made of with her fiancé, and took him to who knows where. I would be furious too if Bobby boo boo bear was kidnapped." Lori stated.
"As interesting as your discussion is, there seems to be a bit of a problem." Lisa called them over.
"What is it, were you able to find Lincoln?" Lola asked.
Lisa sighed, "Not yet, I tried to go back through the tapes for some clues as to our old Latina friend. But I accidently went back to far, and discovered that the tapings from January 7th was missing."
"January, Ronnie Anne didn't know about the wedding for another four months." Luna said.
"I know, so why would she removed footage from there?" Lori wondered while making a thinking face.
Lily then remembered something, "Wait, wasn't that when Paige said Lincoln proposed to her?" her sisters turned to their youngest in confusion.
"Yeah, so?" Lisa shrugged.
Lily pulled out a small disc with the words '01-07, "Would this be it?"
Lisa gasped while taking the disc, "It is, how did you get this younger sibling?" she demanded.
"Well, while we we're at the resort before the wedding, I ran into this shady looking person."
(Lily's POV) Night of the crime
"While I was going downstairs to the vending machine, I past this figure on the stare way. They had a black hoodie and sweats, I could see their face, but from the features and body I could tell it was female. And one thing I noticed was that her hips were massive."
"Oof!" I exclaimed after bumping into her and landing on my bum.
"Oops, pardon me little one. I didn't see you there." She said politely while kneeling down and picking me up to my feet.
"It's okay, I didn't see where I was going." I apologized, "Sorry."
"Are you, one of the Louds?" she asked me.
I looked to her in confusion, "Uh yes, how did you know?" She looked around us, looking like she was hiding something. She rested her hands on my little shoulders.
"Listen Lily, this wedding is not what you think? Your brother is only doing this against his will." she told me in a serious tone.
"What do you-"
"Look, I was here with a personal friend of mine who is very dear to your brother. So in the future, look at this." she told me while giving me this little disc, "It will explain everything."
I look at the disc in a mix of wonder and fear, "But what do I-" but before I could finish the question, she was gone.
(End of Flashback, POV over)
"... and so that's how I got this taping." Lily finished her story.
Everyone was shocked, "Lily you know you're not supposed to talk to strangers!" Lori scolded.
"I know, but I felt this wasn't a stranger at all. Like someone the family knew."
Lisa turned to her eldest sister, "We'll deal with that later, right now let's see what happened on the seventh of January!" she said putting the disc in her computer.
When the recording hit, everything seemed pretty typical around the house. The twins fought over something, Luan trying to be funny, Luna rocking, everything seemed pretty normal.
"What a ripoff, there's nothing in there. What's the point of-" Lisa slapped her hand on Luna's mouth.
"Hold up, what in the name of Albert Einstein is going on here?" She questioned while zooming into her brother's room around 9:13. Around that time the family was out taking going to Dairyland, and Lincoln stayed to get some college work done. And when he stopped to tinkle, the sisters saw something climb in through his window.
This figure was a another female, but didn't look like Ronnie Anne. From what little we can see from her face, she was more whiter and a little stand of strawberry blonde hair peeked out. She moved over to the sole brother of the Loud House's computer, "So Lincoln, you thought you can leave me so easily? Not on my watch."
The sisters gasped as the figure lowered her hood so they can see her face, and they could not believe who it was.
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..."... PAIGE!"
The girl revealed as Paige then proceeded to log into Lincoln's Faceshelf account, how she got his username and password they didn't know. But she cackled slightly as she wrote down the words on his message board to her account.
"Oh Paige, I can't tell you how much you mean to me. Before I meant you, I had nothing to show for my life. I was a small, frail, and lonely white haired nerd who reads comic books in his underwear. But with you in my arms, I have meaning. You're gaming skills are godly compared to mine. And I just have to say, you are the most beautiful, smartest, and the only girl I need to be complete in life. So I, Lincoln Loud. Have to ask.
Will you marry me? Ring emoji."
"What the?" they questioned in confusion.
"That's how Paige said he proposed!" Luna stated in shocked brit.
"So does that mean Lincoln and Paige aren't really engaged?" Lily asked with a small frown.
"Wait, there's more." Lisa said.
Paige had just pressed the post button, as she heard the door open.
"GAH, Paige! What are you doing in my house?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~" she couldn't find the words as she was caught trespassing on his property.
"And why do you have my computer?" he asked with a glare.
"I wasn't doing anything!" she shouted, but Lincoln saw what she did.
Then he angrily stated, "You made a marriage proposal, ON MY PAGE!"
"Um, uhhh, Yes I did!" Paige said furiously.
"Why did you do that?" he questioned.
"WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME!?"
Lincoln gave her a deadpanned look, "One, you have gotten way to clingy to me and overly jealous of everybody I come in contact with."
"I DO NOT!"
"You threatened my sisters when we were in the middle of a family photo, you broke Rusty's arm when we high fived after our gaming club won regional's in 11th grade, and when ever I look in a mirror you smashed it so much you're gonna have bad luck forever!"
"That's not strange." she shrugged.
"Two, we have never had a single week without fighting since we enter high school. Our future's are so different than the other's."
"No there not!" she denied.
"You want to be a professional gamer going around the world, while I want to run my own comic store in town to be near my family. Last but not least is you're constant attempts to get in my pants!"
"We're teenagers, what do you expect?"
"You whine when I denied doing it in the cafeteria, DURING LUNCH! PEOPLE WERE STARING!" Lincoln screamed.
"Oh come on!" Paige complained.
"And do I even have to explain the many times you snuck into my showers after football practice, with the guys present!" Lincoln emphasized. "Look, it was clear to me our relationship would not last long. And while I had a lot of fun with you, I just thought we weren't the ones for each other." Paige looked like she was about to cry, he then patted her shoulder "Look, I know this stuff is hard to hear. But it's for the best, we have nothing in common, we always fight, that doesn't sound like a relationship that can sail for very long. I want what's best for you Paige, and unfortunately, it's just not me. I hope we can still be friends?" he offered with a smile.
"Awwwww." the sisters said in unison.
Paige let out a few sniffles, "Lincoln?" he leaned forward. The girls did as well.
"I'll love forever." she whispered in a really crazy tone. Lincoln then felt her pinch a nerve on his shoulder, he then collapsed on the bed.
"GASP!"
"Listen to me, you white haired piece of shit!" Paige yelled as she straddled him, and pulled out a knife and held it to his throat. Lincoln going wide-eyed at the blade. "You will go through with this wedding, and we will be together forever, even if I have take this drastic measures!"
"You're crazy!" he told her.
"Crazy for you~."
"Wait till I tell my sisters about this!"
"Oh but they won't. Because if you tell a single soul about 'my' proposal," she threatened.
"What, you gonna kill me? Kill my sisters?"
"Worst!" he then saw her remove all her clothes, then did the same to his. He probably would have found this behavior hot, if he was able to move and this girl wasn't a complete pyscho.
Lucy covered Lily's eyes so she couldn't see this cruel display.
Paige hovered herself over her prey, then leaned down and whispered.
"I'll kill... Ronnie Anne."
This made Lincoln furious beyond comprehension, "You leave her out of this." He growled at Paige for even considering murdering his long distance Latina friend.
"Oooo, struck a nerve I see. I've seen the way you talk to her on the phone. How much you laugh when she talks about her over abundant family, you two are so much alike." She pulled his face up to her's "It be a real shame if something terrible happened to them."
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh but I do, unless you marry me. Then I'll let her and her family live, and for the finishing touch. I may have picked a wrong day to take the pill, but the scars will remain forever!"
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH~" the sisters screamed as Lisa quickly shut off the recording. They could not believe what they just witnessed. Lincoln was threatened and forced to marry the girl they thought they knew. And the one their after would have been toast.
"WHAT DID WE JUST SAW!"
"Paige faked the proposal!" Lori yelled.
"And blackmailed Lincoln into going through with it!" Luna yelled.
Lucy silently yelled, "And threatened to make Ronnie Anne joined the spirits."
Lola then yelled, "Why that lousy little *^*%#^%%^^"
Lily then glared, "I'm gonna have a little chat with her."
"Oh I don't think that would be necessary." They turned to see a smirking Paige in a gas mask, she then pushed a button.
Just then the walls started spraying green gas all over the lab. The sisters then coughed uncontrollably. "How did she get theeeeeeee" Lisa didn't finish before her and her sisters passed out.
"So, they think I'm the bad guy? Well now there gonna get, a bad guy." Paige darkly stated, before maniacally laughing into the camera.
So, what do you think now? And also about that thing Lincoln said about Paige while he was pleasuring Ronnie Anne, that was a lie.
Until next time, SMOKEBOMB!
Poof.
