SURPRISE BITCHES! HAHAHAHAHAHA, you didn't REALLY think I would end the story like that!? Puh-lease, that was awful! You should have seen the reviews you sent! I am so sorry if anyone of you started hating me. But it was all part of my master plan. A simple bullet would be to quick and painless, just read this and all will be explained.
So right where we left off.
While Ronnie Anne was job searching, she had heard a knock on the door. She jumped up in surprise, as the home she had recently purchased in Thailand was secluded and surrounded by nature with a mountain range in between her and the nearest city. So visitors were extremely rare. "Who could that be?" she wondered as she stood up from the leather couch she rested on and placed her laptop on the coffee table. "A weary traveler? A Taiwanese girl scouts selling cookies? That's not for another two months, or is it my delivery for a new Z-phone 24?" she questioned as she placed her hand on the knob, and twisted it. And when she opened the door, she would not believe her eyes.
DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sorry couldn't resist.
She was so shocked she immediately slammed the door and slid down till she was sitting on the ground in a fetal position. Her eyes wide, her skin pale, her heart racing, her teeth chattering, she looked like she saw a ghost. She slowly stood back up and composed herself, she took several deep breaths before reopening the door. And it was still there, she rubbed her eyes furiously as she thought there was no way in hell that she can possibly seeing right now...
"L-l-l-l-l...Lincoln?"
She wouldn't recognize from the face he had and the floral short and shorts he had on, she had seen many people in this country with those. But the thing that was irrefutable to her that she swore she saw on only one man that was not over 50, is that his hair was completely white. No non-senior citizen had hair like that.
He just stood there with an awkward grin and waved at her, "Hey Ronnie Anne." he greeted happily.
"Oh man, I must be so depressed I'm hallucinating! That or the bites I got from the many bugs in the forest." she said defensively.
"Ron, if I was a hallucination, would I do... this?"
With that he quickly grabbed her and slammed his lips on hers, and she froze. The roughness of his lips dominating hers, the tight yet gentleness of his grip, the smell of his hair. And I'm getting of track, she now knew that this was anything but dream. A dream that she thought would only ever be, a dream. A dream she had since the day they had thought they buried him in the ground in a heavy metal casket, that was one blow to her wallet.
Lincoln let go before she could start to enjoy the kiss, but then she realized something. "But wait, how are you here? You're supposed to be dead, we shot you! Zoryan really dropped the ball on that move."
Lincoln chuckled, he was glad he told her about the difference between their reality and the one beyond theirs. Their weren't that many fourth wall breakers in cartoons. But he explained to her everything as he thought she deserved the truth, "Well you see, you did kill me. But you also didn't."
"Huh?"
"Just look at this flashback"
Flashback, Lincoln's POV
During the battle, I hid in the closet to look for something. It was there I pulled something out of my back pocket, "Lisa's perfected cloning pen!" I had nabbed one on the way to Paige's headquarters. I had use it on myself to make an identical clone of myself, so that he would take the bullet after Paige had come to realize she wrote a check she can't pay.
So while you two were with the clone, I was watching from a far. Then I ran off to finish up some stuff for later.
End of flashback.
Ronnie Anne just looked flabbergasted, "But wait, why did you have to make a clone knowing that it would be killed later?"
Lincoln just looked down, "If I'm being honest with myself, I guess it's because I just wanted to make sure we can be happy and alone together." he said as he held her hands in his. "With so many girls that are shipped with me since 2016, I though that Paige wouldn't be the only one that would try to take me away from the one girl I really love. And that's you Ronnie Anne."
She couldn't help but blush at this, 'He's so thoughtful, yet crazy at the same time. But that's what I love about him.'
He rubbed his neck embarrassedly, "But I guess looking back on it want the best move, it made Zoryan more hated than Tommaso Ciampa. And that guy has more death threats on him than Roman Reigns."
She giggled at that, "You are so cute when you're remorseful." she then kicked him in the nuts.
"GYOW!" he fell over holding his nut sack.
"That's for making me think I KILLED YOU!" she screamed at him, but then she kneeled down and cupped his face before giving him a soft kiss on the lips. "That's... just because."
He smiled, she then helped him up "Come on, let me show you the bedroom. Because you OWE me a lot of sex." she firmly told him as she dragged his ass up stairs.
"That's fair." he wheezed out, hoping that she didn't cause too much damage to him. After all he knew that he was her favorite toy.
"So, what about Paige? Won't she return knowing you're alive?" she wondered.
"Oh, don't worry about her. Something tells me she'll be in for a big BANG." he said to the audience, he laughed a little "Get it? You won't now, but you will later."
She groaned, "You're turning to clown-o!"
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away
Paige, was being escorted to a jail cell, all of her crimes has led her to life in here, but she knew that sentence was to nice for what she had done, but they decided to put her in (semi) solitary confinement.
"Okay, so I have to share my room! Great, probably some bing slez ball bastard that'll rape me to no end, just what i'm expecting for a fic like this." Paige said, just then she heard her door opened and girl with white messy hair, freckles and a gap in her tooth, she then sets her stuff on the other bed as they heard the door close.
"So tell me, what are you in for?" Paige asked.
"I don't seem to remember, but I was told that I killed my entire family in a grouse-some fashion while wearing a squirrel suit, my reason being my ten brothers and my father molested me, while my mom watched getting off from." She said, Paige then looked at her with a deranged look.
"Okay, even I know that's fucked up and I molested a child and released a murderer." She said.
"So I guess we're both pretty fucked up." She said as she held out her hand. "Linka." She introduced.
"Paige." She replied as they shook hands, the two then began to start talking about all their misdeeds, mainly Paige, the both shared laughs.
"So after all that, you killed him?!" Linka said
"It was for the best, if me and Ronnie Anne didn't he would have killed me and there's no going back from that. I'll admit I was crazy, but I was in love and I used to love him, but not anymore. What I wouldn't give to have just have sex with him for just one last time."
"Hey Paige, you wanna see something crazy?" Linka asked
"Sure." She said, Linka then took off her jumpsuit, revealing naked frame.
"Whoa, what are you doing!" Paige said.
"Relax, we're both girls here and with what I got, we will be even more relaxed." She said as she sits down on her bed and opens her legs, as she did Paige noticed something popping out of her. Linka then grabbed it and started pulling on it, she moans as she pulls out a bottle of liquor.
"Man that feels so much better." Linka said.
"Are you gonna put your clothes back on?" Paige asked.
"Nah, too hot in here." She then opens the bottle and starts to drink it. "Man that taste good." She said, she then hands the bottle to Paige, Paige wanted to reject, but this could be the only good thing she'll get in a long time.
"Oh what the hell." She said as she took a swig, it was warm and carbonated which made it burn her throat, but it was delicious.
"Man that was good." She said as she guzzled more down then two then started to get buzzed.
"So then I put my entire fist in her no sweat." Paige said
"Wow, this Lori girl, must be a real slut or had a well endowned husband." Linka said.
"Yeah, lucky bitch, I only raped Lincoln, but I knew he enjoyed it." She said.
"Well, I think i'm going to enjoy this." Linka then went over to her and kissed her, Pagie then backs away.
"Woah, we haven't been here that long." Paige said.
"C'mon, we might as well have some fun, since we're stuck here." She said as she crawled towards her. "Just think of me as this Lincoln guy, only better." She said as she kissed her again this time Paige didn't fight back, in some way she kinda reminds her of Lincoln, plus she was drunk enough.
"What the hell." She thought as she kissed back, her hands feeling her soft skin, to the soft mounds on her chest, she then pulled her closer she just kissed me. I had kissed her this felt different. It felt natural and so good. We kissed for a bit before Paige felt Linka slip her hand between her legs and started rubbing, she then unzips her uniform and snaked her hand in. She kept kissing her as she touched her pussy lips and Paige was getting horny, so fucking horny.
"You ready?" Linka asked as she removed her suit, making them both naked. Paige moaned as Linka slipped her finger inside her she kissed her neck as Paige spread her legs. She leant back against the wall as she finger fucked Paige's wet pussy, she gasped as Linka's other hand squeezed her breast.
"Oh my god Linka, please don't stop" Paige moaned loudly as her thumb rubbed her clit and as her slender fingers pumped into her pussy. Paige shuddered as she came against her fingers, gasping and moaning, kissing her hard as she pleasured her.
"W-woah that was amazing." She said.
"Well were not done yet." Linka said as she got up and shoved Pagie into her pussy. "Get to work." She said, Paige then started to lick her pussy, while one rubbed her pussy and the other held her ass while her middle finger was lodge into her rectum. Holding her tight.
"Oh god don't stop." Linka said as she thrusted her hips, grinding her pussy onto her tongue.
"Oh god, here it comes!" She moans as she shot out her bodily fluids, Paige licked it up.
That night they shared the same bed and hardly got any sleep.
In the coming morning, they two were sprawled on Paige's bed coated entirely in their mixed juices. The effects of the booze had long worn off, Paige was stirring with a massive headache. "Uggggh geez, I feel like a wet noodle in a blender." She then caught site of the woman laying next to her with an arm draped over her breasts.
"Oh right, been put in co-solitary with a girl who looks like Lincoln." She then took a real good look at her cell mate, "A lot like Lincoln, I'm kinda getting mixed feelings about this. Something doesn't seem right."
Paige then gently freed herself from Linka's grip, the white haired prisoner still asleep as her new girlfriend had went over to search her bag.
"Let's see what you're hiding 'Linka'." She then reached into the bag for clues. "Lip gloss, knife, Yu-Gi-Oh! card of Blue Eyes White Dragon, mustard bottle (gross), step by step list to kill Paige, hand sanitizer, GASP!" She then slapped her hands on her face in shock and pulled out.
"THE ENTIRE COLLECTION OF ASSASSINS' CREED! My isn't even close to complete and- wait a minute!" She hastily jumped to the pile of discarded junk she tossed out and found a check list.
"1: create a clone for girls to kill
2: find what prison Paige gets sent too
3: create a female clone
4: have 'Linka' get in the same cell as Paige
5: Earn her trust
6:... KABOOM!
WHAT!?"
"So you found it?" Paige then realized the noise she made, and she had woken up the beast. She slowly turned to see 'Linka' smirking "Are you happy with yourself?"
"But-but-but what is the meaning of this?!" Paige demanded, her cell mate had swiftly slammed her agianst the wall hard. Paige felt a rib come out of place.
'Linka' had laughed maliciously, "Did you honestly think that you can get away with it?" Paige looked confused, "You really think ZM let you lived without some kind of a plan?"
"Uh uh uh uh uh uh?"
"AW HELL TO THE NO! You see Paige-y cakes, there is a reason why I am named Linka."
Paige then glared, "I should have known. But wait, is Lincoln... alive?"
"You will never find out, for you won't live to see it." She stated.
Paige then adorned a look of pure terror, "What are you gonna do to me?" The female clone just chuckled as her chest had opened up to reveal a timer. '00:30'
The living time bomb chuckled while Paige through a desperate punch, but her fish got caught and she was flipped on her back. Paige was then pinned hard to the floor, the clone just looked at her with a sinister smile, "Remember this, Lincoln Loud will always hate you. Forever, till the end of days. Goodbye Paige!"
She finished with a hard kiss, all force and no love as of the previous night. Paige can only look in horror and content as she realized what had happen. 'So this was the plan, to make me so full of remorse and regret for killing the boy I had done awful things to obtain that I let my guard down for a carbon copy of a female version of him? Where I meet my untimely and well deserved demise? A bullet would have been to quick for Lincoln and Zoryan, so they staged Lincoln's death and set me up for an unexpected death I wouldn't see coming?
Ou shi-'
We turn to see a guard coming to the hall with some grey looking slop. "All right you filthy maggots breakfast is-"
BOOM
The is walls jumped as he heard a massive explosion coming from the solitary cell. He ran over to see inside the results, dropping the slop as he went, blood and gore were all over the room. And from the torn and singed jumpsuits and smoking skeleton that number 204884 (Paige) was dead in the middle of it. The guard stared not in shock and horror, but in satisfactory. He then pulled out a phone and dialed a number
"Hey, Link ole pal! Yeah, it's done. She will never harm another one ever again." He said as he removed his hat to reveal a mess of red hair along a face with a couple zits, and on his name tag read the name 'Spokes'.
Rusty Spokes.
(Later. At the house of Ronnie Anne and the REAL Lincoln Loud)
Ronnie Anne thought that she would never be able to do this again, that the Lincoln she knew would be gone forever. Her Lincoln was never one to kill people, even though they very much deserve it. Lincoln would never wish death upon anyone, even his sworn enemies. So when she learned that Lincoln made a clone of himself with a need for death, she was pissed at his deception. But he knew how to make it up to her, and more.
Currently the two were laying on a heart shaped bed surrounded by little flower petals, locked in an intense make out session buck naked. Lincoln's hand trailed down her lovely curves while his other one massaged her shoulder, Ronnie Anne's hands were combing his white locks as her lips were dancing in unison with the man she loved more than anything.
"Oh Lincoln, how I miss these moments with you." She sighed as she moved her hands down his back.
"And you have gotten even more beautiful than you already are." He huskily told her as he started massaging her breasts. Her moans getting louder as he gave them a good squeeze and pinched her hard nipples. On of her hands making their way to his mast, something she had gotten real acquainted with.
"I want it." She sighed breathily while staring at him in a lust filled trance.
"What's the magic word?"
She rolled her eyes, "Please~"
"Actually it was pudding, but that works too." he said as he positioned himself at her pussy. They kissed again as he slowly but surely penetrated her flower, no matter how many times they have done it she is always tight. And he loved it, Lincoln taking long slow agonizing thrusts. Savoring the feeling of her walls encasing his dick.
Ronnie Anne wrapped her legs around his waist, pulling him deeper into her. His movements gaining more speed and power as he kept up the assault. Their moaning went in sync and the sweat they worked up was pouring. They both made a promise that no matter what, they stay by each other's side.
"Linky." Ronnie Anne breathed out, heeling herself get destroyed by his love.
"Ronnie Anne!" Lincoln groaned, feeling his pulsing groin getting suffocated. He started nibbling on her left ear lope, drawing in more moans of pure sexual satisfaction to his rightful wife and the only woman he will ever love.
"O-Oh Linky-Bear, I love you!" she screamed out as her climax built up.
"I love you too, Ronnie...Anne!" his speed going off the charts as he felt he was about to pop like a balloon unless he releases soon.
"Do it inside me!"
"Are you sure? Did you even use the pill?" he asked in worriedness. Every time the had done their sacred dance, it was done raw and she never took birth control.
"DO IT INSIDE OR YOU'RE DEAD FOR REALS THIS TIME!" she screamed in rage-filled lust in a flaming background with fire in her eye lids. He gulped as he unleashed the largest load she had ever taken, and she hit her end as well. Lincoln collapsed on top of her, feeling like he was put through the wringer.
"That, enough? For forgiveness?" he panted.
"I... think...so." she panted as well. "Though we might want to tell your sisters about you being alive, lord knows they must be miserable without you." she said seriously.
"I'm afraid not." he shook his head.
"But why?"
"Because the alarm is about to go off."
"What alarm?"
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Okay you might be wondering what that was about. Well lets just say we now see where there used to be an alarm clock, and a tan fist just smashed it to bits. That fist belonging to, Ronnie Anne Santiago! Who was awaken by the blaring sounds of her alarm clock, she looked like she had a really fucked up dream. She looked around to see she was in a small home on a small bed.
"It was all a dream? But it felt so real." she sadly said.
"I think you should stop reading all that fanfiction," she went wide eyed at the voice she just heard right beside her "Because it's starting to give you ideas only fans of The Loud House can think of."
"Lincoln?" she looked beside her too see the boy that was in her dream, and the man of her dreams as well. That white hair was all the indication she needed.
"Uh, yeah? How could you have forgotten your own husband?" he asked.
"Wha? husband, when? How? Huh?" she was really confused on everything.
"After I told you me and Paige broke up, you wanted to grab a soda. Then we went on a coffee date, then that new water park with the park literally in water, and we after we graduated from our respective high school we went to the university your uncle teaches at together where we officially became a couple." he explained, grabbing her hands at that last part.
"So Paige didn't forged a marriage proposal to her own faceshelf account from you?"
"Uh not that I know of, she's actually been pretty well. She got married to this guy she met on a gaming tour of Japan, we went to their wedding remember?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry but this dream I had is really messing with my head." she groaned while holding her head in pain.
"That must have been some pretty fucked up dream, maybe some breakfast and some time with Lock and Lyra can help." he offered as they went to the kitchen.
"Who?"
"Our twin babies. Man, what kind of dream did you have to make you forget everything?"
She had no idea if all that was real or not, but what she did know was that Lincoln and her had something extremely special. And no fanfiction can ever tear that apart.
TA-DA! Didn't expect that did yah, I know it's a little cliché. But Lincoln's not dead, he and Ronne Anne are happily married with twins, and Paige never became a love-sick psycho.
I know some of you hated chapter 15, okay all of you hated it. But I hope this rectifies that. And if not I'll soon be starting on this same story, but genderbent. Leave a comment in the reviews if you want me to do it, and I promise it will be much better than this loony bin from start to finish.
Zoryan El Muerto, signing off.