My name is Pedro Opez.
My demoltion derby name is Taco.
This is my story.
Taco: A Grand Fiesta
I immigrated to the US a few years ago after leaving my home in Mexico. I also found a loving wife in the form of my sweet heart Chica. I'm a real nice family man, you see. Of course, most cars wouldn't suspect that, given how I spend most of my days in the demo derby crashing into other cars.
Anyway, my first win came one day when most of the participants had crashed out of the derby except Faregame. B.J. said this when it came down to it:
"Now it's a battle of the nations, everybody! It's Faregame VS Taco!"
Faregame tried to hit me from the side, but I managed to swerve out of the way. He slammed into the wall into a mass of other participants. I was declared the winner and Faregame seemed pretty upset about it. I heard he still hasn't gotten over it.
I had a big party with everyone afterwards- except Faregame, obviously. We all agreed that this victory was one no one would ever forget.