My name is George Jefferson.
My demolition derby name is Cigalert.
This is my story.
Cigalert: Second Hand Smoke
Given that I grew up in Yorktown, I knew that I would be a massive patriot. And I was right. I opened up a fireworks shop there, and everyone in town bought from it when Independence Day rolled round. But I soon had to join the Demoltion Derby to keep the shop open.
My first win came from an encounter with Taco. I sure thought that guy was trouble because he's a Mexican. So I slammed into him until he had several new dents.
Everyone came to my fireworks shop to celebrate and hold a celebratory fireworks display in my honor. I loved it. God bless America.