My name is Jake Mulbeck.
My demolition derby name is Broadside.
This is my story.
Broadside: Feeling Blue
I lived a pretty good life in Grand Forks, North Dakota. However, I soon began longing for something good to do, so, despite my health problems, I joined the Demolition Derby.
My first victory came against Blindspot. He really had managed to put a massive dent in the competition that night. I shoved into him and flipped him onto his roof.
My party was a relatively small one, but one that was enjoyed none the less. I might be old, but I can still put on a good show.