My name is Toby Fitzgerald.
My demolition derby name is T-Bone.
This is my story.
T-Bone: Striped Wonder
I was a boxer living in Rugby, North Dakota, and I often picked fights with people who began angering me. Hey, can you really blame me? They should have known better. Anyhow, the derby seemed like a fit for me. It's pretty much like a boxing battle royal!
My first win came against Broadside. The old guy hadn't been doing too well in the event, so I knocked him onto his roof.
I took the time at my party to show off all the trophies I'd won from my time as a boxer. Sure, the ones you get when you win here are nothing to write home about, but they're still something, aren't they?