My name is Jonas Starbeam.
My demolition derby name is Jambalaya Chimichanga.
This is my story.
Jambalaya Chimichanga: Master Chef
I hail from Alexandria, Lousiana, and I run a restaurant when I'm not smashing into other cars. Trouble is, I don't get many customers, so I figured that if I take part in something daring, I'll get more. So I joined the derby as a result.
My first win was against Fishtail. That pest wasn't so hard to beat- I rammed that loser so hard, he ended up plowing into another car.
Everyone decided to have a celebratory feast at my restaurant. I served them all my homemade jambalaya recipe. They all loved it.