Chapter 05 Summer heat

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Indeed, the next day, Heinz Doofenshmirtz was still in a very bad mood. He didn't speak to Patrick or Norm at all. He just ate his breakfast and then sat on his balcony with a lounge chair to sunbathe.

Norm and Patrick pulled themselves back to discuss this failure. Horrified

"I think; we fell a bit fast with the door into the house," Norm said, looking down upset.

Patrick nodded his head, "I agree. But what can we do?"

Norm suddenly switched his face and looked at Patrick, "Well, how did you and your husband Benji sort an argument out after having one?"

"Well... We would usually talk things out and then come to a crossroad. But how are we going to do it with Perry and Heinz?" Patrick asked.

"I know how; you get Heinz back into the room, and I'll get Perry here," Norm said, smiling.

Patrick blinked as Norm walked next door and closed the door. He shook his head and called Heinz back inside.

Heinz walked in, still slouched over and still having his eyes full of tears. Patrick felt like his heart was about to break when he sees a man in pain.

"Heinz calm down, I'm sure everything will work out fine," Patrick said shaking his head.

Heinz crumbled into a ball and sat on the couch upset, "How can you be so sure? You don't know Perry the Platypus at all, like I-"

Suddenly, an explosion came from the balcony.

Patrick glared over at it, "NORM, you are just supposed to lure Perry back, not kill yourself or destroy Heinz's home."

"What? No, leave Perry the Platypus alone, please. I've caused enough damage," Heinz panicked and wanted to run.

But instead of running out of the room, Patrick quickly held him back.

"Oh no, you don't Heinz. You will talk things out with that Platypus and sort this emotional disaster you both have brewed up." Patrick explained.

Norm then walked in, "Perry the Platypus is coming; Patrick and Heinz."

"Good robot," Patrick said, smirking.

Heinz just shook his head, indeed Perry just arrived and glared at Patrick again. He grred mad as Norm pushed him further into the room. Patrick nodded and sat Heinz in one of the dining room chairs.

Perry took the chair next to him and got his translation out as well.

"So why has Norm the Giant Robot man lured me back down here?" Perry asked mad. "At 30 degree heat nonetheless."

"Because Perry the Platypus, I can tell there is some explaining needed between you and your boyfriend Heinz Doofenshmirtz," Norm stated.

Heinz glared at them both, "Norm, for the tenth thousand times we don't like each other like that at all."

Patrick shook his head as well, "I may only be here for a few days, but I can see the chemistry as well. Perry, how long ago was it that you developed the crush or desire for Heinz Doofenshmirtz?"

Perry blushed, "I do not feel anything for him, he is my nemesis and nothing more."

Heinz hung his head, Perry noticed that a teardrop escaped his eye and he was shaking.

'Oh, crap... Does Heinz really like me?' Perry thought scared.

But Patrick also saw the teardrop, "Heinz, why don't you tell Perry the truth?"

"THERE IS NO TRUTH TO TELL!" Heinz screamed and hung his head. "It won't work out anyway."

"Wait, wait, wait, let me catch up, please." Perry said, looking at Heinz confused, "What needs explaining? And who are you?"

"Ok A) My name is Mr Patrick Allan, I'm the husband to Benji Allan for over 5 years. And B) I saw you staring at me and Heinz confused. I'm an expert in gay relationships and I noticed you were hurt as you saw me living in the same house as your 'crush'. Or am I mistaken that you have feelings for that man?" Patrick asked and smirked at Perry.

Perry turned a deep red, "No Patrick, I... I do like Heinz more as just a nemesis."

"Oh brother," Norm said, looking over at his father, who seemed to have a mental breakdown. "And you, dad? Do you return Perry's feelings?"

Heinz covered his eyes and shook on the spot. "I don't know... I really don't know..."

Perry sighed, he looked at his watch and saw it was almost dinner time.

"I'm sorry, Patrick, I don't have that much time. I'll see you tomorrow. Heinz... Please sort yourself out," Perry said.

Perry fled, and held his breaking heart back, Heinz left for his room. Norm and Patrick both sighed. Well... They sort of had a discussion with each other. But Patrick knew there were much more talking needed between the two before they can officially let their guards down and become friends, partners and even lovers.

Time will tell.


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