Chapter 09 Mechanical Troubles

Quanktumspirit: "Ok... This will be a bit of a cheating chapter. This takes place in the Second Dimension. And in it Perry the Platyborg is still under Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts control."

In the Second Dimension.

Perry the Platyborg was on his usual morning routine. He checked on all the supplies in the shops, that the humans were still all wearing Dr Doofenshmirts uniforms, and that all the Normbots were working as usual.

After his morning checkup was finished, he flew up to his master, Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts. He flew to his computer and wrote his report out.

Just then he heard a call through the interception, "General Platyborg. Please report instantly to Master's chambers."

Perry the Platyborg blinked, he checked the time, it was only just about 1 PM. Usually, he and his master won't hit the pillows until about 8 or 9 PM, have then a wild night full of sex until the master would fall asleep, and he guarded him.

'Oh well.' The Platyborg thought, smirking.

He loves the fact that he can give his master everything his heart desires.

As Platyborg reached his master's chambers, he knocked against the door.

"Come in Platyborg." Heinz's voice rang through the door.

Perry blinked, 'He seemed to be in a good mood.'

The Platyborg entered his master's chambers and closed the door. He walked up to his masters' couch and looked at him. After the two saluted each other; Perry asked his master if everything was ok.

"Yes, Platyborg. Everything is fine... Only... In the last few days, did you feel a bit different? Emotionally?" Heinz asked his 'slave'.

Platyborg blinked and nodded his head, "Yes, master. I feel like I was flying with you every time we do the action together. I'm enjoying the evenings more and more with you, my... My love."

Heinz's face turned a deep shade of red, "I feel the same way, Platyborg. But our emotions have never unleashed themselves in this massive tidal wave like now. Do you know why?"

"I have a theory, love. Maybe... Maybe our first Dimensional counterparts have finally confessed to each other that they are in love with each other. And are now building upon their own relationship. We in the second Dimension are affected by these love feelings a lot stronger than them," Platyborg guessed.

Heinz nodded, "You are right... Um... If... If this is going too far for you, or if I've hurt you (not counting the time I turned you into a platyborg)... You will instantly tell me, please. I don't wish to harm you emotionally at all."

Perry gave him a salute and promised it. He saved the promise in his data, Heinz smiled at his 'friend' and nodded.

Both friends, then left for dinner of fish and chips. Then they went to bed. And again on this night, neither the Platyborg nor the Master could keep their fingers off each other.

They had their 'love action' together and cuddled closer to each other's bodies. Both hearts are racing and both feel complete.

'Thank you, Perry and Heinz. ' Was Platyborgs last thought as he drifted off, into a happy sleep.

Both 'friends' dreamed about their relationship, growing stronger with every day.

The next day, as Perry the Platyborg was going around the town on his own accord, did his head started hurting again.

He froze instantly in his spot, his eyes turned red out of anger.

'That's it, Perry. I will sort you out, even if I'll kill myself,' Platyborg snapped mad.

He ordered every Normbot to return to headquarters immediately. His master was out for dinner with his 'ex-wife'.

Platyborg attached all the 99 million Normbots hand to hand. Using all of their energy sources, he managed to open the portal back into the first dimension.

"Everyone, stay attached like that. I will have to get back in a few hours," Platyborg ordered.

The Normbots nodded, and Platyborg disappeared through the portal.

Perry the Platypus was sitting in his owner's living room for now. Both Phineas and Ferb were away at a carnival with their friends, so he could act a little bit more like a human than when his owners are around him all the time.

Just as he was in the middle of the film: Wall. E, did he notice a bit of wind was picking up.

He looked outside, and his beak dropped, in the middle of his owners' lawn a portal opened, and out came someone Perry hoped he would never again have to see.

His Counterpart: Perry the Platyborg. Platyborg looked back to the portal and then scanned the area for Perry.

Perry rolled his eyes and quickly opened the door.

"No need to search for me, Platyborg. I'm here. What are you doing here, though?" Perry asked his counterpart.

Platyborg nodded his head, "May I come inside, Perry. There is someone we have to talk about, urgently."

Perry blinked and nodded, "Sure, come in, however, don't you dare try and locate any of my hideouts. I have the only rights to my hideout, not you."

"Don't worry Perry. I'm not here to rat you out and reveal to your owners again that you are a Secret Agent. No, it's... Well, it is about your job anyway. But I am not interested in your hideout," Platyborg said, and entered Perry's home.

Perry blinked, Platyborg walked inside, and the two Platypuses sat down on the chairs.

"Do you want something to drink, maybe? A glass of water." Perry asked and left towards the kitchen.

But Platyborg shook his head, "No, Perry, thank you."

Perry nodded, he got himself a glass of water and sat opposite of his counterpart.

"So what's wrong with my job? And how has my job affected you in the Second Dimension?" Perry asked the Platyborg.

Perry the Platyborg smirked at Perry, "Well... To be honest, not at all. However, in the last 9 days, mine and Master Heinz Doofenshmirtz have had the best love action together we could ever come up with or dream over. That was a shock to us because love feelings only affect the Second dimension so hard if the first dimension... If they have fallen in love themselves. Or am I mistaken that you don't love Heinz Doofenshmirtz of the first Dimension?"

Perry sighed, "Not you too. Yes, Platyborg, I think I have fallen in love with him as well... But he doesn't love me back. I know he doesn't. He has got himself a new boyfriend and seems to be happy."

"Name of that traitor?" Platyborg asked as he loaded his shotgun up.

Perry gave him a death glare, "Don't you dare Platyborg. I will not have you kill him. Ok, come with me and you will see him."

Perry took Platyborgs hand and drove with him up to Heinz's home.

Perry slipped himself into the ventilation shaft and walked through the upper quarters of Heinz's home.

Just as he poked his head through the grid, did he see the guest room was... Empty? This confused him, but he opened the shaft anyway and jumped with Platyborg into the room.

"What? I was sure he was here about a day ago." Perry said, confused.

Platyborg activated his X-ray camera and scanned the room off, there were traces of another man living here for about 4 days. He sent the DNA through the scans and found the man's data.

"Name: Patrick Allen. Age: 30 years old. Job: Hotel tester. Relationship status: Married to Benji Allen. Reason for being here:... Just a stay-over," Platyborg informed Perry.

Perry glared, "So that's his lovers' name."

"Wrong Perry. Didn't you just hear me? Patrick Allen, is already married. He was only in this room and downstairs in the dining room and living room," Platyborg said as his scans checked the rest of the home.

He turned his head towards Heinz's bedroom, "Not a single trace of him is in Heinz Doofenshmirtz's room. Perry, if Heinz and Patrick really have been together, wouldn't his wish be; to have his M- lover in his bedroom and do the action there?"

Perry blinked, "Well... They have only just gotten together."

"Bullshit Perry. I'll prove to you that he is not interested. Plus, apart from the bathroom, living room and guest room, there is no DNA trace of Patrick. Come, off to Heinz's bedroom," Platybog said and dragged Perry along the hallway.

"NO, NO, NO, that is his privacy. I will not break into his bedroom," Perry started to panic.

But Platyborg dragged him through anyway, after another scan he shook his head.

Perry looked over and saw that Platyborg's face turned a deep shade of red. "Platyborg, are you ok?"

"Sorry Perry yes... It just reminds me of the great times I'm having with my master. Anyway, the DNA test has come back. No one apart from us and Heinz Doofenshmirtz have been in this room for the past 6 days. Perry, if Heinz Doofenshmirtz really had him here as a lover, wouldn't he want his lover in his bed and in his bedroom?" Platyborg asked him, smirking.

Perry blinked, "True, you are right."

Platyborg looked at the pillow again and blinked, he shoved his hand underneath it and fished a photograph of Perry out. Sitting in a sun chair seemed to be relaxing.

"Here is your proof, Perry. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is head over heels in love with you," Platyborg said, smirking.

Perry blinked as he saw the photo of him, his face turned red as he seemed to be quite 'cool' in the picture. He turned it over and his face grew bright red.

"I love you, Perry. Signed Heinz Doofenshmirts. XXX," Perry read off the card.

Platyborg grinned and chuckled, "Oh, this is rich. I told you, Perry. Now all you have to do is face Heinz and start your relationship with him."

Perry nodded, he placed the picture back underneath Heinz's pillow. They left Heinz's home and Platyborg activated the portal back home.

"Just talk this out with him. You will see, communication is the A and O of any relationship," Platyborg said.

Perry nodded and watched as Platyborg vanished again, back to the Second Dimension.

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