Chapter 14 Learning from the enemy

Quanktumspirit smirking: "I got an idea through a drawing by someone. Mr Kat from Coop vs. Kat and Perry the Platypus. Please review."

Today was a lovely day. Perry had a day off and was trying to relax in the back garden. That was until the Phineas and Ferb gang were around him smiling.

"Perry, we have an idea for you." Phineas beamed and embraced their pet. "We are going to open a portal to a Dimension that has a famous pet in it, and you and he or she can be friends."

Perry blinked, 'Not a bad idea. But which Dimension?'

Ferb had the TV magazine out and opened a page. He pointed at the TV image.

"How about Coop VS. Kat? Mr Kat sounds like the perfect companion for you." Ferb said.

The Phineas and Ferb gang nodded their heads, and they began building on the invention. However, Perry quickly researched the Coop and Kat show. They didn't seem like the right 'friend' for him.

Mr Kat seemed like a psychopathic maniac who loves destroying Coop's days every day. Perry sighed, this was going to be a long day.

The portal was built, and the gang walked through it. Only 3 minutes later, they had Kat captured and walked back out of the portal and up to Perry.

"Here you are, Perry. Say hi to Mr Kat," Phineas said, beaming.

Perry focused on Mr Kat and growled a bit mad. "Hello, Agent 27B from the Cat planet Kat Nebula."

Mr Kat cleaned his paws a bit. "How do you know my full name and where I come from? Wikipedia right?"

"As a Secret Agent, I have to know everything about anyone that comes into my territory. Agent 27B." Perry snapped.

"Please stick with Mr Kat. My Agent name sounds lame," Mr Kat said.

Perry nodded his head, "Very true. Anyhow, I have to go. If I come back and find anything happening to my owners, you will be one very sorry pussycat, got it, Mr Kat?"

Mr Kat nodded his head, "Will do, will do."

Perry looked around the place and left through a secret hatch. Ready to start his OWCA Agent day.

Perry the Platypus flew up to Heinz Doofenshmirtz's home. Despite being on 'ok' terms, the Platypus was careful around his nemesis.

As Perry walked in he blinked, no traps, no inatores. In fact, Heinz Doofenshmirtz wasn't even home. Instead, Perry found a note from his 'friend'.

"Sorry that I am not there to trap you, Perry. But I'll be at my council meeting. If you still wish to see me, then come to Dr Feel-me-better practice. I'm going to be there all day. See you soon, if not, then tomorrow. Signed Dr Doofenshmirts," Perry read.

Perry sighed, seeing as time was of the essence, Perry took his kite and flew to Dr Feel-me-better's practice.

As Perry landed the kite, he walked in and rang for the receptionist. She looked over the stand and recognizes Perry the Platypus.

"Ah, Agent Perry, correct? Dr Doofenshmirts is in room 4.02. Just walk right through," She said, and went back to read some fiction novel.

Perry tipped his hat and walked through the hallway. After scanning the doors and numbers, he found door 4.02. He knocked shortly at the door and stepped back.

"Come in, Agent Perry." Heinz's voice called through.

Perry blinked and walked in. He tipped his hat to the scientist and sat in a chair opposite of his friend.

"Hi, Perry. Sorry again that I wasn't there. But I thought we agreed that you should have the day off?" Heinz asked Perry confused.

Perry sighed and nodded his head. Using sign language, Perry explained to Heinz Doofenshmirtz the arrival of Kat in their Dimension. And that he wanted to learn how to get that cat back out of this dimension.

Heinz smiled at that, "So you wish to learn how to be his enemy? Ok. Count me in."

After Heinz's appointment was over, he walked with Perry back to his home.

Once there, Heinz Doofenshmirtz let Perry into his living room.

"Ok, Perry. Let's begin with the training. First off, you have to capture the person you want to harm," Heinz said, chuckling.

Perry nodded, "Like how you have always captured me?"

"Exactly," Heinz said, and pulled a lever.

Perry sighed as he was trapped in the lobster cage again.

"That is stage one, so the person you want to harm can't get away too fast." Heinz explained, "That's why quite often I trap you, so you won't harm me too quickly."

Perry nodded, "That explains it."

"Indeed," Heinz said. "So that is phase one. Phase two, the show of the inator that will help you succeed in the plan over what you are planning."

Heinz pulled a blanket from underneath a small inator.

"But this Inator isn't powered or can do anything. So don't worry, Perry." Heinz said.

Perry blinked and noted that down as well.

"Phase three, the enemy escapes the cage," Heinz said.

Perry blinked and nodded his head, he used a picking tool and escaped the cage.

Heinz smiled, "Good job Agent P. Phase four, you destroy the inator."

Perry nodded and pulled the lever down, the inator vaporized itself into thin air, however, the inator exploded and shot Heinz Doofenshmirtz into the wall.

As Heinz was lying on the ground, Perry quickly raced to Heinz's side. He noticed he was hit by the inator, Perry read the instructions and worked out it was to make a person smarter.

Perry pressed his clip on his beak, "Heinz, Heinz, are you ok? Oh, I'm so... So sorry Heinz... Please tell me something, anything, loves."

Heinz rose back up and his face lit up, "I have an idea. Perry, you get Mr Kat up here. I'll build an Inator to zap that 'rat/cat' back to his dimension, and then you'll have your peace and quiet from him."

Perry nodded his head, he ran from the balcony and flew as fast as he could back to his back garden.

Still with Heinz.

Heinz has indeed found his old '2nd Dimension portal' in his home. Changing some wires, tubes and attaching it to his TV, Heinz managed to open the portal to Coop VS. Kat's world.

'Perfect. Now we just need Mr Kat here. And all will be alright,' Heinz thought, smirking. 'I wonder how Perry is getting along with him?'

Perry the Platypus in the meantime has reached the back garden. And he caught sight of Mr Kat playing with his owners.

'All seemed to be normal here,' Perry thought.

Even though a fit of jealousy did erupt in his stomach, they were his owners and not that hairless freaky looking rat.

Perry hid his hat and grrred at Mr Kat mad. The Phineas gang left the two alone to 'bond' a bit with each other.

Kat stretched and smirked at Perry, "My, my Agent Perry. Seriously, your owners are dumber and stubborn than Millie and Burt in my dimension."

But Perry didn't let that comment phase him. "Agent 27-B, I'm giving you the opportunity to surrender and go back home. If not, I will get you back to your own TV show if I would have to drag you there kicking and screaming."

But Mr Kat didn't seem to react. "No point. I won't go home. In fact, I might extend my territory."

Perry blinked, using one of his rocket backpacks, Mr Kat shot into the sky. Perry hissed mad and shot after him.

Quickly, Perry contacted Heinz through his watch. "Heinz, get your inator ready. Mr Kat is coming."

"Roger Perry," Heinz replied.

Perry and Mr Kat were flying towards Heinz's home again. Mr Kat had a gun and was firing it repeatedly at Perry.

Perry smirked and dodged the attacks with no problem. That caused Mr Kat to smile up at him.

"My, my Agent P. No wonder you are the number one Agent at the OWCA. Your flying talent is remarkable." Mr Kat complimented him.

Perry rolled his eyes, "Your compliments have been noted, Agent 27-B. However, I'd rather you keep your flattery to yourself. I don't like hairless rat looking animals. I prefer my men to be tall, slim and have a good heart."

Mr Kat chuckled, "What, like that Heinz fella? He's your lover?"

Perry remained dead silent, his face turned bright red, "No... He is just my best friend. And leave him out of this, Rat."

"Not a chance, Mr Duck. Or are you a Beaver? EWWWW! You are a weird cross breading thing. Yuck," Mr Kat snapped.

Perry chuckled, "No crossbreed needed, Mr Kat. I'm 100% Platypus."

Suddenly, Mr Kat was shocked as Perry dived head down. They landed about a second later on Heinz's balcony.

"Heinz. Get ready," Perry warned him.

However, Mr Kat was just seconds behind Perry and attacked him. Heinz activated his inator and the portal back to Coop VS. Kat's world opened up.

"Perry, you have to get Mr Kat close enough, so he will get into it," Heinz explained.

"Oh no, you two don't." Mr Kat snapped.

Perry and Mr Kat started sword fighting each other. Heinz moved the inator around the place and managed to hit the cat.

"Oh damn it." Mr Kat snapped.

Perry jumped up onto a leaver and the inator sapped Mr Kat a.k.a Agent 27-B back to the Coop VS. Kat dimension.

Perry panted as he jumped back down, he high fives Heinz and sat down, still panting.

Heinz looked at Perry scared, "Perry, you ok? Do you want a cold glass of water?"

"If... If I can have one Heinz, then yes... Huff... Yes, please. " Perry said, smiling.

Heinz nodded and handed Perry an ice-cold bottle. But suddenly Perry passed out.

Heinz caught his friend, "He can't get home in this state."

He placed Perry onto a water drip, scanning over his friend, he noticed Perry was incredibly dehydrated. Heinz pressed the water into the poor Platypus and carried him in his arms.

Heinz looked at his watch and saw it was almost 5 PM. Knowing Perry won't make it back home in time, he had to drive Perry to his house.

"Norm. Get here now," Heinz called out.

Norm drove up to him, "How is your boyfriend, dad?"

"Not good. Please open up your Wikipedia page and type in this pet code: PP0764. And tell me what you find links to that code," Heinz instructed.

"Searching for that code. The information is downloaded," Norm said. "P-"

"No, no. Just turn into a car and drive us down there to the address Norm," Heinz explained and changed into a more comfortable pair of clothes.

Norm drove them with his father down his lift, changed in the car as instructed. Heinz placed the tired out Platypus on his side seat and activated the motors.

"Now drive us down there to Perry's home. I have some explaining to do," Heinz said and bowed his head down.

Norm turned on his car lights because it was getting late, and drove down the long roads. Heinz was swallowing a lump that was forming in his stomach. He hoped the OWCA and LOVEMUFFIN will understand the critical circumstances as to why he was driving his friend down to his house.

Quanktumspirit: "This is actually part one of a two-part story now. This prompt fits this half of the story, and the second prompt fits the next part of the tale. Please review."