Chapter 15 Stay for dinner

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz looked around the area. He just reached the address: Maple Drive, house number 2308. He looked at the nice yellow looking building. It definitely looked better than his own home.

'So this is Perry's owner's home. Nice place,' Heinz thought.

He looked around the place to make sure no animals were around them. Because he was sure Agent Perry wouldn't be the only animal from the OWCA that lived in this area. If the OWCA would catch the wind that he knew now where Perry lived, then they are sure going to force Perry to relocate, so he won't be able to track him down anymore.

Heinz got out of the car and saw the family's dining room table was all set for dinner that evening. He recognized Linda in the kitchen cooking over the stove, next to her is her husband Lawrence. Heinz smiled, happy that Linda has a happy family all of her own.

In the living room, Heinz saw Phineas, Ferb and Candace watching some movie. So the kids were home as well.

Heinz looked at Perry, he was still fast asleep. Heinz hoped that Perry won't kill him for locating his real home. But he has to give him back, otherwise, it would ruin their profile of a normal day. And the 'Flynn Fletchers' were expecting Perry back any minute.

Heinz placed Perry on the doorstep, hid his hat in his furred pocket and rang the doorbell. Quickly he tried to run for the door, but Linda opened the door before Heinz could have the chance to hide.

"Heinz?" Linda called out to him.

Heinz froze in his step and looked back over to his 'ex-girlfriend'. He sighed and turned to face her completely, only just noticing the man and the kids were at her side now as well.

Perry was now being held by the orange-haired kid and looked at Heinz, with his eyes open. And despite not having his hat on anymore, Heinz could still tell this was his 'boyfriend'.

"Hi, Linda. I just found your pet and I wanted to give him back. So... Have a nice evening," Heinz said, and was about to go as well.

"Please stay Heinz. I've just cooked dinner. Would you like to join us?" Linda suggested, despite it being extremely weird.

Perry looked at Heinz, asking through his own eyes the statement: 'Please no.'

Heinz shook his head, "No, sorry. I have to get to my own home."

But instead of letting him go, Phineas and Ferb circled around him like a hungry pack of wolves, they pulled the doctor inside. Heinz sighed and followed suit anyway.

"Please stay, sir. A hero who saves our pet deserves a good dinner as a treat," Phineas beamed.

Ferb nodded his head as well. "Come in, come in."

Perry watched as they sat Heinz at the table, the doctor still looked confused. Perry smiled and jumped up onto his lap, did a full circle around his legs, and then lay flat down. Feeling how warm Heinz's legs were feeling.

Heinz blinked and looked down at his boyfriend. Phineas and Ferb both sat next to Heinz on the other side of him. Linda vanished back into the kitchen to continue cooking the family dinner.

"I hope you have brought not only Perry, but also hunger, Heinz." Linda smiled sweetly.

Heinz's face heated up embarrassed, "Um... A bit. But I don't want to be a bother."

"No problem." Ferb said for the first time, looking at Heinz with cold eyes, "Our mother cooks always enough to feed us all and another 3 sets of triplets."

Phineas burst out with laughter, almost causing Heinz and Perry to jump out of their skins. He just nodded and continued laughing.

Heinz was still blushing madly, "Um... Could I please use the bathroom for a minute?"

"Sure Heinz, just follow the stairs upstairs, it's the room with the WC sign on it," Phineas explained and plucked Perry from his lap.

Perry blinked and almost squealed, shocked, Heinz nodded and walked up the stairs and into the bathroom. Making sure it is locked.

Perry looked around and jumped from Phineas's lap.

"Hu? Perry?" Phineas asked.

Ferb and Phineas watched as their pet walked on all 4's up to the second floor.

"Maybe he's tired." Ferb guessed.

Phineas shrugged his shoulder and helped set the table.

Upstairs, Heinz vanished into the bathroom. He quickly used the toilet, and as he was finishing, Heinz flushed the loo and washed his hands.

Just as he was done and wanted to walk downstairs, he noticed Perry, looking at him through the door. Heinz opened the door further, Perry walked in and Heinz then locked it, to make sure no one would discover Perry's true identity as being an OWCA agent.

Perry thanked him and stood back up on two legs, whiles fishing his hat out of his furred pocket and setting it onto his head.

Then they both sat down on the bathtub edge, trying to think this out. Perry was getting more and more scared that his owners were only hours away from finding his true identity out. Then Perry had an idea.

He activated his speaking clip and faced Heinz, "Heinz, I think we should come clean to my owners. They deserve to know the entire truth."

"You mean... with-" Heinz asked, he cut himself off and pulled his ID badge of the LOVEMUFFIN.

Perry pulled his OWCA badge out as well and nodded his head. "And also about... About us both being boyfriends... If this is going too fast for you, then I won't jump, only with you."

"No, you are right, Perry. We should tell them," Heinz said.

"Heinz, Perry, dinner time." The two men headed downstairs.

Heinz and Perry nodded and hid their ID's back into their pockets. Then the two 'lovers' walked downstairs.

Heinz carried Perry down to make sure he won't step on the platypus tail. Perry grrred happy, feeling his 'lover' so close to his smaller body.

Heinz and Perry reached the dining room, Heinz set Perry on the floor and Perry walked up to his filled up food bowl.

Linda served the dinner and Heinz thanked the family for having him over. Quietly, the family ate the meal up.

Heinz noticed that everyone enjoyed the meal with no problem, dishes were shared around and no one was screaming at each other. This was what a happy family was meant to be.

During the meal, Phineas had an idea of what he wanted to talk with Heinz about.

"So Heinz, is it true you used to date mine and Candace's mother? Does it mean you are our biological father?" Phineas asked.

Heinz's face turned a little bit red, "You would think that, wouldn't you. But no. Ever since the first date, where I was basically making a fool of myself, we have never seen each other again. But I didn't forget it."

Heinz walked up to the coat stand, in his coat he pulled out a very old tape recording. It had the words Deep Purple: Smoke on the water on it, and he showed it to the kids.

Linda blinked, "You still kept the tape, Heinz? Does it even still work?"

"Yes, it does. I listen to it occasionally. But I couldn't dare to throw it away," Heinz explained and placed the tape away.

Phineas walked up to him and looked at Heinz confused, "Why? It seems weird holding onto old things."

Heinz shook his head and chuckled a bit, "If something has a memory interlocked with it, Phineas, then I can't part with it. If you get older and start building up serious memories too things, then you can't depart from them that simply... Let's say, ... Um, your 'girlfriend' gives you a hideous orange coloured bracelet with a heart on it. And shortly after that present is handed to you-you both start kissing. Three weeks after that gift is handed to you, your girlfriend has then been killed in a car crash or something similar. Would you then wish to throw that particular present away? No, it holds valuable memories for you that link to you and her being together for the final time."

"No, I wouldn't. That is a good point, Heinz." Phineas said.

Ferb, however, looked at the 'scientist/doctor?' Confused, "How exactly have you linked yourself to our pet Perry anyway, Heinz? I'm sure he doesn't just wander over the street for you to bring him back all the time."

Heinz remained dead quiet. He could feel Perry was shaking, begging with his body not to rat him out about the OWCA. Heinz looked down at Perry and worked out a cover-up plan as to why he would like to spend the day with him.

Then Heinz's eyes lit up, 'I know.'

"Well, Ferb," Heinz said, smiling as he stroked Perry further. "It's because I myself have a pet Platypus."

Perry looked up at him, 'What?'

Phineas blinked, "What Heinz? What is the gender and name of your Platypus? And the colour?"

"Well, Phineas. It's a girl Platypus by the name of Lena, she is also teal coloured and she and Perry have become a couple about 2 weeks ago," Heinz explained.

Ferb's mouth widened and smiled. "Aw. Does Perry have a girlfriend? How cute, well then Perry, you can go over to his house as often as you wish. To be with your mate."

Heinz chuckled a bit and stroked Perry further. Perry felt like banging his head on the floor out of stupidity.

'I don't go over to Heinz to 'fuck' with a platypus. I go over because I love seeing my 'boyfriend' and to stop him from destroying the Danville area.' Perry thought mad.

But at least they were buying the lies, Perry only hoped that he and Heinz won't regret it.

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