Chapter 18 A Sticky Situation

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Today was not a good day. Perry has just escaped from his owners and reached Heinz Doofenshmirtz's home.

As he walked through the door, he ended up stuck to something pink, and sticky, and he fell over. Then he was suddenly grabbed by an arm that had something brown and yellow stuck to it.

"Ewwww!" Perry shrieked.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz just walked in, avoiding his traps as he packed his shopping away.

"Ah, Agent Perry, I see you've found your trap. Or did the trap find you? Whatever, anyhow; today the plan is to try a new pet shampoo out I found for you. " Heinz explained.

Perry blinked, 'A bath, oh no!'

Heinz showed Perry the tube, on it stood: 'Platypus well-feeling relaxation bath cream. Use on your pet once a week and he/she will feel revitalized as well as looking his/her best.'

Perry looked down at himself, true with this 'trap' he definitely needs a bath. Before his owners catch him like this again.

Heinz plucked the Platypus from his trap and walked outside with him, the bathtub was all set with warm water. Heinz carefully placed Perry into the tub, the Platypus smirked at him, the water was perfect.

Perry did a little swimming and diving moves in the water and Heinz read the label of the shampoo.

"Make sure your pet Platypus is completely drenched, using a brush; free his/her fur from any fleas, leaves, twigs, debris or otherwise." Heinz read.

Perry blinked as Norm walked up to them with a brush, the metal man plucked the wet platypus out of the tub, combed his fur threw and indeed freed Perry from mud, slime and other crap.

'Ouch, ouch, ouch!' Perry snapped, this was hurting him.

After Heinz finished reading it, and Perry basically had his fur combed off his body, did Heinz use the shampoo; he massaged it, scrubbed, kneaded and sponged it into the Platypus. Perry felt his body shiver the way Heinz was touching him and cleaning his body to perfection.

After Perry was covered with the shampoo, Heinz continued reading.

"Once your pet Platypus has the lotions in his/her fur, using a sponge and water, rub it over the body, that way washing the shampoo out. The detoxing in the shampoo will take care of any bacteria, mold, flees etc." Heinz readout.

Perry sighed, he rubbed his head and closed his eyes tightly, the next thing he noticed Heinz rubs a sponge filled with warm water over his body and cleaning that shampoo back out of the Platypus.

As Heinz was sure Perry was clean, he dried the platypus up and plucked him out of the tub, screwed the lid of the shampoo back on and smiled at the clean platypus.

Perry, however, was less amused, he chuckled and shook his head before putting his OWCA hat back on.

Perry activated his speaking clip, which is waterproof, again and spoke to Heinz.

"Seriously Heinz? Giving me a complete bath as if I was some form of pup?" Perry asked whiles chuckling.

Heinz sighed and rubbed embarrassment over his head, "Sorry Perry. I... I was just wishing to take care of you."

Perry blinked and looked shocked at Heinz, he grabbed his boyfriend's hand and placed him into his hover car, activating the jet, he flew Heinz back to his home.

He hid himself and Heinz on the roof of his owner's home and pointed down at Phineas and Ferb, who were at the moment building some form of flying device and testing it out in the backyard.

"Heinz, those two boys are my caretakers and owners. If something is wrong with me, or if I'm hurt, they know how to take care of me. You remember we were discovered by Phineas a few days ago, right?" Perry asked him.

Heinz sighed, "True to that. Sorry, P."

Perry chuckled, but just then Phineas and Ferb flew their flying car up to the two. Perry rolled his eyes as his owners chuckled.

"Aw, hi Agent Perry, hi Heinz. What are you doing on our roof?" Phineas asked.

Perry chuckled, "Heinz has just trapped me in some gunk and then cleaned me up, guys. I was just explaining to him that he doesn't have to give me a bath, but I have you two for it."

Heinz nodded his head, Ferb looked around worried.

"But what about your job at the OWCA, if they know Heinz knows where you live, you will end up in a lot of trouble." Ferb pointed out.

Perry nodded, he placed his finger on his beak, indicating to the boys to keep it secret.

Phineas then blinked, "How exactly did you two meet?"

Heinz chuckled, "Well, let us sit in your living room, and I think we can explain it to you guys."

Perry nodded. They climbed back down and headed inside. Lucky Lawrence and Linda were both away at the shop and Candace was in town with her boyfriend.

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