fortnite middl school chaptr 3: goin to school
authers note: A BUNCH OF GAY ASS FAGGITS POSTD BAD REVEWS ON MY STORY! SOMEON ASKD ME IF IM BLACK NO I HATE BLAKS! THEY ARE STUPID AND SEGERGEATIN WAS GOOD! GO BACK TO AFRICA! SOMEON ELSE SAYD IM A DICK CUNT FUCK SHIT! AND THAT PUBG IS BETER THAN FORTNITE! PUBG IS BAD STUPID PUBGTARD! ANND SOMEON ELSE SAYD THAT THEY HAVE MORE WINS THAN ME! IM EPIC AND HAVE TONS OF WINS! I HAVE 98 WINS! STUPID FUCKIN FAGGITS DONT READ THE STORY IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!
epicfortnite69 finishd his vlog. it was epic. he was gonna start a youtube chanel! he namd it epicfortnite69 becaus he is epic, likes fortnite, and likes sex (get it 69 is sex numbr?) sex is funy and epic. his vlog had him killin the cops and libtards and it also featurd the sex rape scene with him and the girl cop. it was a funy prank he did on the cop, especialy after he used his sex powers to sex-kill him like a lion trickin its pray but insted using sex powers on it and killin it insted of just killin it. he thot it was funy and wantd everyon to see it cuz it was epic and funy. that libtard cop dyed a slow and painful deaf!
sudenly god from the bible comd down again. god sayd "GOOD JOB EPICFORTNITE69! I LOVD IT WHEN YOU RAPD THAT COP AND MURDERD HER. IT WAS EPIC AND I EVN JERKD OFF TO IT!" god was right. aftr all it had startd rainin when epicfortnite69 put his dick in the cop's nerve hole, and when it rains that means god is jerkin off, rain is his semin. whenevr god sees somethin hot hapenin that's just what he does. he jerks off. then jesus came down and sayd he will bless epicfortnite69 forevr for being epic. he uplodid his vlog to youtube callin it "EPIC KISSIN RAPE PRANK GON SEXUAL! MURDERIN COPS!" with a pictur of big, hot, massiv tittys in the thumb nael. it was garenteed to get tons of views cuz peopl love sex and rape cuz they are hot.
he then decidd to drive to school. the cops dropd some fortnite guns and he decidd to pick up the guns to kill any more cops. he decidd to start drivin, so he speedid again. he herd sirens. some more cops camed. epicfortnite69 got out of the car and standd on it. he shootd the cops, becaus they were gay and dumb libtards. he took his epic penis and got an erektin. he usd his massiv penis to chok one of the cops to death, and usd his penis throw to kill the cops. anothr cop shottd his penis. epicrotnite69 was like "OH SHIT!" but sudinly his penis irond up and he usd his iron penis to kill anothr cops. there were three cops on top of buildins. epicfortnite69 decidd that his gun was weakr than his sex powers. his dick grew a mouth and he fed the gun to his dick and his dick started shootin bulits out of it. it was EPIC! he shotd the three cops by aimin his dick at them and they dyed. it was great and epic.
he gottd to school. the school was in the middel of a faggy ass asembly, discusin stupid dumb gay shit like rules. epicfortnite69 was 4 hours late so he thot the asembly would be ovr. BUT IT WASNT! the school was obviesly run by stupid gays as rules are dumb and gay and so are assemblies, i hate having asemblys at school. theyr stupid. a stupid ass dick teacher yelld at epicfortnite69 sayin "YOUR LATE YOU STUPID BLACK! GO TO ASEMBLY! JUST FUCKIN LERN THE RULES YOU LIBARD!" i sed "FUCK YOU IM NOT BLACK! FUCKIN DIE!" he gave me a paper sayin "go to detenshin durin lunch" he was stupid and gay and probably molests childrin. fuckin homo.
i listind to the asembly for a while. it was pretty dumb. i hatid every minut of it. they sayed bad things, and sayd that all the things i like are bad. "no rape. no murder. no jerkin off. no porn. no sex. no drugs." i put up my middel finger and sayd "FUCK YOU!" the prinsipl yelld "YOUR A FUCKIN IDIOT!" i saw peopl lookin at me. they seemd to think i was cool. i was, im very epic and a rebel and good at fortnite. the prinsipl keepd yellin about stupid shit i dont care about. it was stupid. i decidd to do another prank for my epic new youtube vlog chanl.
a GUN MURDER PRANK! i thought this was a great idea. after epicfortnite69 killd the cops, his dick spittd out the guns that he had feedid it before. i sayed to the techer, "HEY CAN I USE THE BATHROM?" the teacher sayed "sure". i went to the bathrom, the auditoriyem i was in had one. i went in there and pretendid to take a shat. cool kids like john wick and dark voyager were in the bathrom skippin asembly. the asembly was stupid anyways, but i had an amazin funny idea. i sayed "hey john wick hey dark voyager do you like this idea?" they sayed "SURE THATS EPIC!" epicfortnite69 (me) asked john wick for his fortnite gun. he sayed "SURE!" dark voyager had an idea. he gave epicfortnite69 som grenads! i decidd to shov the grenads down the toilet as a funy prank. i shotted out the bathrom and the techers and prinsiple scremed and the kids laughd they thought it was funy. they wantd the bad stupid idiots to die! i then flushd the grenads down the toilet! EPIC THINGS WERE ABOUT TO HAPEN!