Chapter 21 This place is a Zoo

Quanktumspirit: "After that depressing chapter. I decided to make one a bit happier. Please review. Oh, also Heinz is about to break a few laws revolving around Zoos. Please don't hold it against him."

Heinz Doofenshmirtz was at the moment resting in his home. After getting the bad news of his condition he just wanted to end his life faster.

Before he could even plan his death, he heard a crash, at 7 AM in the morning at his bay window. Perry the Platypus has basically raced after breakfast over to his house to make sure the madman doesn't do anything too stupid.

"Perry? What's wrong?" Heinz asked.

Perry gave him a death glare, "What's wrong love. YOU ARE VERY SICK AND THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING THE GODDAM GRIM REAPER! But... But I decided to enjoy these last days with you. And I want you to meet someone of my family."

Heinz raised a confused eyebrow, "Someone in your family? I know the Flynn Fletchers already. In case you forgot; Ferb your owner is together with my daughter."

"True Heinz, but they are not whom I'm talking about. I'm a Platypus Heinz, not a human. I want you to meet my birth parents. Come we have a long way to go. Off to the Danville Zoo department." Perry explained.

Heinz still looked at Perry confused, but he did as the Platypus ordered. He walked with him to the car and drove down to the Zoo.

There he bought himself a ticket and walked calmly from one enclosure after the next. Perry smiled and walked alongside his boyfriend.

"Perry the Platypus." Perry heard someone call out.

Heinz noticed Perry stopping him as he turned, he noticed they were in front of the Pander enclosure, Peter the Panda has just returned from his fight against Mr Mystery and was now acting out to be a mindless Panda bear.

"Hi, Peter. How's Mr Mystery?" Perry addressed the panda.

Peter raised a confused eyebrow, "I'm doing well, just finished destroying his 'Subway-Inator' to stop him from getting a free Subway every time he enters the shop. But why are you here? And with Dr Heinz Doofenshmirts nonetheless?"

Heinz looked a bit embarrassed, "Well... Perry asked me to meet his 'birth parents family'."

"Birth family? I thought you lived with the Flynn-Fletchers?" Peter said, confused.

Perry banged his head against his hand, "Well yes Peter. I was adopted by them, but I was actually born a platypus at Danville's Zoo department, before being put up for adoption. Then at the young age of 2 days, I was adopted by Mr Flynn, Phineas father and handed to his young son. And the rest of the story you know."

Peter nodded his head, he climbed back up, and Perry smiled a bit. Heinz smiled back at his lover as they walked further through the enclosure.

"So, I take it, you and Peter are still in a grudge against each other?" Heinz asked.

Perry chuckled a bit, "Sort of. He is always trying to out beat me at everything. Not only know for your 'interests' but also the most amount of missions against one's nemesis, and I have him beat 20 to 1. Mr Mystery is slacking off for too long that Peter can't stop him, so often if he doesn't do anything bad."

Now Heinz chuckled, Perry continued walking, and a short while later they arrived at the Platypus enclosure. Dr Heinz found a bench and sat on it as he watched Perry face the other Platypuses. Heinz counted one older lady, an older male platypus (most likely Perry's father and mother), and several other Platypuses younger than him or his age range.

Perry turned his translation clip off, but then had an idea, before saying hi to his parents, he walked up to Heinz and plonked into his ear an animal translator. So he could understand what he and the other Platypuses were talking about.

Then he turned back round to the other Platypuses and bent down to their level, focusing on his father and mother.

"Hello, mum and dad. I'm back." Perry said, smiling calmly.

But his father suddenly glared at him, "Are you challenging me Perry for the right to be top mate in our enclosure? Not with me. Fight me like an actual man you coward."

Perry backed further away as his father snapped and growled lowly at the bars of the cage.

"Oh dear, Perry, why are you really here? It isn't to challenge your dad, is it?" His mother asked him.

But Perry shook his head, "I'm not interested in being top Platypus mum or dad. I just wanted you guys to meet someone special to me."

This calmed his father directly down, "Hu? Who?"

Perry changed his platypus chatter to his clip speaking again. "Heinz, you can come forward now."

"Ok, Perry, whatever you say," Heinz said nervously.

Heinz walked as close to the bars as he could, Perry's parents stared at him with a lot of fear as they backed away from him.

"p... P... Perry that... That is a human..." His mother panicked.

His father's face also turned pale white... That was not a good way to say hi. But Heinz instantly noticed the Platypuses nervous walking ways. He bends lower, looked away and placed some small wormy treats in his hand, he had with him, he bent lower and held his palm flat out.

Perry smiled and faced his parents, his father and mother looked at each other and walked very carefully forward to sniff the treat. Even more carefully, they picked the treats up with their mouths and consumed them. Whiles smiling.

"Yummy." They said after finishing the worm.

"Perry, where did you meet Mr worm?" His mother asked him, facing Heinz happy.

His father circled around him and climbed onto his lap. Heinz stayed seated and carefully stroked over the older platypuses head. He grred happy and accepting of the comforts Heinz was offering.

Perry gave his parents a brief explanation, but he left the entire 'in love and sex' part out. His parents were beaming at Heinz and Perry.

"And is he your mate?" His mother then asked. "If he is that cool with all your adventures with you, Perry?"

Perry nodded his head, "Yes, mother, in that aspect we like each other a lot. So, is it ok if I can have him as a 'partner'?"

His father nodded his head, "Sure thing, Perry. He is the best apple you could have ever picked."

The parents jumped down from Heinz and faced them once more.

"Welcome to the Family, Heinz." They said smiling.

Heinz smiled back at them, "Thank you, Mr and Mrs Perry."

Perry chuckled a bit, he looked one more time around and jumped with Heinz back out of the cage. Then the two friends went and shared a hot dog and some slushy dogs as well. Before returning home.

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