chaptr 6: epic school
authers note: SOME MORE FAGGITS REVEWD! THEYRE ALL GAY AND HATE MY STORY! I HATE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY DESERV DEATH! MESSEG BLACKBERRY AVAR MEEN THINGS HES GAY AND A LITERL LIBTARD! I HATE HIM SO MUCH! HE SEYS IM XENOFOBIC TOO? WHAT THE FUCK DOES XENOFOBIC MEEN? AND HE THINKS IM A PEEDO IM 9 AND IN 4TH GRAD NOT A PEEDO FAGGIT! I HATE HIM SO MUCH HE DESERVS DETH! FUCK THAT DUMBASS GAY LIBTARD! ALSO MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT HECTORBASKETBALLER HES EPIC (THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTR ILL SAY IT IN)
so epicfortnite69 was done with sexin, cuz sex is epic. math class endid and mr. gaystein was harasd by epicfortnite69's frends so he wasnt there. epicfortnite69 was gona go to histrey. he was scard that the techer would be a hairy gay libtard. howevr he was surprisd who he saw. the TECHER WAS ACTULLY EPIC! the techer was donld trump! donld sayd "hey guys im mr. trump but you can call me trump or donld." the libtards minoritys and gays saw trump and startd cryin. in this school the epic conservativs like me bullyd the libtards cuz theyre gay pussie faggits. (i wanna rant about politics. so some faggit demokratik fbi peopl led by barak obunga are tryin to arest trump cuz he sexd a porn star and cuz of some shit with russens. no one cares about the russen shit and the gay demokrats like obunga are tryin to arest trump cuz hes strate. THATS STUPID! porn stars are hot and trump is epic so its good that they had sex.) trump, being epic, sayd "im gona tech you guys histrey but it wont be borin gay histrey itll be about epic stuff about epic peopl like me. but you don't hav to lern and you can do whate vr you want cuz educashin is for faggits and since im presedent of the usa and fortnite ill ban school in both cuz lernin is gay and demokrats suport it.
so trump was epic and was redy to tech, but then somethin came on the pruhjeckture. IT WAS OBUNGA! obunga was horribl. he sayd "HAHHAHA IM OBUNGA! IM REDY TO WORK WITH THE DEVIL! THE DEVIL IS EPIC AND WANTS TO SUPORT ME CUZ IM A GAY LIBTARD DEMOKRATIK GAY MUSLIM!" epicfortnite69 sayd "FUCK YOU OBUNGA! YOUR GAY!" it was horribl. he deservs deth. then the pruhjeckture changd. it was THE DEVIL! trump sayd "OH NO ITS THE DEVIl!" the devil sayd "obunga rappd me and now im a gay islam! "the devil then sayd "im gona work with obunga! i know about epicfortnite69 and how epic he is and how he hates gays. HES GONNA KILL ALL THE GAYS! IM GAY AND LOVE GAYS AND ISLAM OOGA BOOGA!" trump sayd "oh no this is bad!" then mike pense came. pense sayd "i have the ultimet wepon against gays! THE ZAPPR!
then the devil sayd "IM GONA SEND AN ARMY TO FORTNITE MIDDEL SCHOOL TO KILL TRUMP AND EPICFORTNITE69!" then the devil, obunga, and mishell obunga (whos secretly a man) startd havin sex. the devil put his dick in obungas dick and mishell put "her" dick in the devils ass. they all startd moanin and doin gay shit and it was groess. trump sayd "OH NO! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHIN!" pense sayd "I KNOW I HAV A GOOD IDEA! LETS GIVE EVERYON GUNS CUZ GUNS ARE EPIC! (except the libtards and minoritys and gays)" epicfortnite69 went to the school intercom and sayd "GUYS THE DEVIL AND OBUNGA ARE ATTACKIN THE SCHOOL! WE NEED TO GIVE EVERYON EXCEPT THE LIBTARDS AND GAYS AND MINORITYS GUNS! the principle got madd cuz hes a libtard and an islam who likes minoritys. his name was mr. husseyn and hes stupid and strikt. he sayd "EPICFORTNITE69 YOUR IN TROUBL FOR HATIN MINORITIES!" epicfortnite69 sayd "YO FUCK YOU HOMO! ME AND MY CONSERVATIV BRETHERN WILL FUK YOU UP!"
the principle put epicfortnite69 in detenshin. the principel made an anounsement over the intercom. he sayd "DO NOT FEAR IF OBUNGA'S ARMYS COME. OBUNGA IS GOOD AND WANTS TO MAKE THE SCHOOL GOOD BY BEING LIBERL AND PROMOTIN GAYS AND ISLAMS." the gay libtard sjws with mad up sexualitys and dyed hair were hapy now cuz obunga was a libtard. trump was mad. he got pense, mathew, john wick, and dark voyagr were mad and decidd to find mr. huseyn cuz he was a bad islam. trump knockd on mr. husseyn's door. mr. husseyn sayd "who is it?" dark voyagr sayd "ITS US YOU FAGGIT LIBTARDS!" and kickdd down the door. pense used the zappr on mr. husseyn but he was so gay it didnt work, he just got shockd. mr. huseyn sayd "hey thats not cool if you don't stop ill get isis and al kaida."
mr. husseyn put up the phone and calld isis and al kaida. he sayd "hey isis and al kaida come here to kill these libtards." isis and al kaida sayd "ok" and hangd up. pense and trump took mr. huseyn and decidd to TORTUR HIM! they were shokkin mr. husseyn but then they herd knocks on the door. OH SHIT! trump decidd to gathr all his guns he gottd from the NRA and gaved them to the studints. the studints had the guns. then the obunga devil LIBTARD ARMY camed in. god and jesis camed down with ar 15s the NRA gave them and decidd to help agenst the libtard army. then from another side isis and al kaida came in as they were calld from mr. husseyn who are in isis. john wick wentd and unlockd the door that was lockin in epicfortnite69 and he was free from the libtards. the armys all decidd to come into school and it was scary and unepic. but epicfortntie69 wasn't not scard as being scard is for womin and true men like epicfortnite69 nevr get scard.