chaptr 11: trip to japan
authers note: so there havent been any bad revewers that hav reel fanfic aconts for you guys to send meen pms to. theyr all faggy ass bitchs who are puseys cuz they dont want me to roste them cuz im good as rostin peopl. but i do hav this on revew that i kinda wana respond to cuz its wrong and dum. this faggit namd kyky postd a revew talkin about islams and libtards. he sayd that islams cut of the heds of gays, thogh OBAMA IS AN ISLAM AND HES GAY! MISHELL OBAMA IS A MAN! GET REKT! he also sayd it would be interestin if a girl liberl tryd to have sex with me. all liberls are gay so no liberl girls would wana sex me cuz they all stick their sex wholes into other sex wholes.
epicfortnite69 checkd his ifortnite. he got a text from logan paul who is the epic guy that he had playd fortnite with who makes funey vlog vidoes. he sayd that epicfortnite69 could invite 3 frends to japan to go on a trip ther with him and ricegum. he decidd to invit him, his frend bryson (bryson is a guy who mad a good revew on my story hes epic and good) and brysons gf so he cold hav someon to fuck. he also invitd lil tay cuz shes hot and secxy. he went to sleep. JUST KIDIN HE WANTD TO PLAY FORTNITE! (MY MOM IRL GROUNDD ME AT FORTNITE FOR CUSSIN AT HER I HATE HER SO MUCH!) he playd fortnite until he wakd up and he got out of bed and slappd unepicfortnite68 (his mom) and unepicpubg69 (his brothr) cuz theyr both gay and stupid and i hate them. he showd them the plan tickit sayin "FUCK YOU! IM GOIN TO JAPAN!" his mom startd to screem but epicfortnite69 stol his moms car and drivd it off.
he pickd up lil tay. lil tay sat on his dick and it was hot cuz it was goin up and out of her ass. epicfortnite69 cummd into the cars gas hole. the cum mixd with the gas and it allowd the car to go to HYPER SPEED! the cum mad the car go so fast he could driv to brysonshouse in 1 secind. he got to brysons house and pickd up bryson then pickd up his girlfrend and they fuckd and they also camd into the gas hole. the car was so fast epicfortnite69 didnt need the flight. his car was so fast it could driv on watr. he drivd his car acros the atlantick oshin and wentd to japan. he parkd at the airport in japan and went in with lil tay, bryson and his gf. they went up to the japines airport lady and sayd "sup can you cash in my plane tickit and give me mony?" the japines women sayd "ching chong ching chang?" and tryd to grab epicfortnite69's dick! it was bad cuz japines peopl are ugly and hav tiny eyes and boobs and shit. epicfortnite69 grabd the japines girls hand and cut it off. the plane from america flew in and logan and ricegum came in. they saw epicfortnite69 fight the japines girl and cheerd "KILL THE LIBTARD! KILL THE LIBTARD!" epicfortnite69 pulld out his asalt rifle and shootd the japines girl in the face and blastd her face off. her face flew out the windo and into a plan engin.
logan and risegum landd in japan and decidd to go out the airport and shit and get their sootcasis. they got their sootcasis and went to a hotl in japan. they didnt want to intrakt with the acshul japines peopl workin at the hotl cuz they cant spek englesh and say dumb werd asin words like ching chong ping pang. a japines man went up to epicfortnite69 and sayd "ching chong ling ping?" and epicfortnite69 punchd him in the fase. logan sayd "i hate the dumb asins too. were only here to make funy vlogs." ricegum sayd "i know, japines people are dumb ching chongs. i hate them so much." epicfortnite69 and bryson decidd to fuck their girlfrends since it was night in japan. there were 3 rooms in the hotl room (sins logan paul is rich and he payd for it). bryson and his gf had a room to bang in, epicfortnite and lil tay had a room to bang in and logan paul and ricegum had theyr own room (IT HAD TWO SEPERT BEDS CUZ THEY WERNT GAY!)
bryson and his gf finishd fuckin and epicfortnite69 and lil tay finished fuckin. it was hot and they both went to bed. they wakd up the next day and logan sayd "YEAH LETS DO SOME PRANKS ON THE DUMB JAPINES GAYS!" they went to a shop that selld dumb old games from dumb companys lik nintindo and he bot a game boy. logan paul went outside and smashd the game boy on the ground and sayd "HAHA FUCK YOU!" it was epic. logan paul then went back in the shop and returnd the game boy to the employe and sayd it broke. he sayd "ching chong ping king ling" which translatd to "YOU BROK IT YOU STUPID LIBARD!" logn punshd the employe in the fase for screamin at him, the employe was a gay ass bitch who deservd it. then they went outside and decidd to do anothr prank. they bot a tentacl from a food shop (cuz japines peopl are gay as pervrts who like tentacl hentay and shov tenatcles up their assis and shit. he ran around the city and whippd japines people with the tentacls and laffd at them. then he put the tentacl on a taxi and it was epic. then logan bot some fish and threw them at people, it was epic and lil tay and bryson and his gf and ricegum laughd at the dumb japines people. logan sayd "hey lets go to the suicid forest and do more pranks!"