Chapter 29 Gender Bender Offender
Quanktumspirit: "Ok... This is going to be a fun chapter for Heinz and Perry. Also, Phineas's idea... The first half will be heartbreaking... Whiles, the second half will be funny... Please review."
The next morning Perry woke up, and had his breakfast with Phineas and Ferb before walking outside, however, before he could catch a Taxi to Heinz's home, Phineas snatched the Platypus up and plonked him into a children's bicycle chair on his bike.
Ferb smiled and was on his own bike, with the mysterious invention behind him.
"Perry, you direct us which way we have to drive, and we all can visit Heinz today." Phineas smiled.
Perry blinked and looked back at his owners, well, seeing as he wasn't working for OWCA any more they might as well know.
First off Perry directed them to a clothes shop and asked them to wait there for him, about 5 minutes later, Perry bought himself another fedora, seeing as he has given his old one off back to the OWCA.
Then the trio continued their journey onwards and reached by the mid-afternoon Heinz's flat. Phineas and Ferb parked their bikes up and the trio drove with the 'invention' up towards Heinz's flat.
Inside the room, Heinz was having a talk with a priest about the afterlife. He discussed various beliefs from death, reincarnation, heaven, hell etc.
The Priest advised him to tell whomever, whatever, he has ever held inside of him before he passes on into the afterlife. Heinz scrunched his nose, all his last words were sitting with his lawyer that was supposed to be handed out after his death.
Just then, a knock brought the two out of their discussion. The priest closed the book and walked to the door, coming face to face with a Platypus wearing a 1914 fedora and two young 15-year-old children holding a ray gun.
"Um, good day kids, why are you here and who are you, sir?" The Priest asked, confused.
Perry just handed him his OWCA ID card, he nodded and lead the children and Platypus towards Heinz's bedroom.
Perry smiled as he saw his beloved was still alive, he jumped next to Heinz and embraced the sick scientist. The Priest blinked, but instead of leaving, he stayed next to Heinz to make sure nothing would disturb him, he was after all being paid for his services.
"Hi, you must be Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry's boyfriend." Phineas smiled. "I'm Phineas and this is my brother Ferb. Perry's owners."
Ferb gave him a nod and picked the healing ray up, but just as he was about to turn the dials to cure Heinz of his sickness, Heinz and the Priest's eyes turned to thunder.
"Don't you dare," They spoke out at the same time.
Perry looked to Heinz hurt, "Why Heinz? If you are healed from your tumor, then, then you can live a lot longer."
But the Priest shook his head, "Guys, you can't just remove a tumor by shooting at it with a healing ray, it may slow the sickness down, but it won't go away."
"Plus, I have basically sorted everything out, guys... Perry I... I'm sorry, but I am ready to let this life go..." Heinz explained as tears fell from his eyes.
Perry felt his heart shatter, he embraced Heinz and let more tears stream out of his eyes.
"B... But Heinz... I... You know I love you... You know I don't want to let you go... Please..." Perry said as more tears streamed from his eyes.
Heinz sighed, "Perry, it doesn't matter if I die or not. You have a lot longer life to live out. Plus, you might get a new assignment for an even eviller villain than me and will be happily thwarting his/her plans."
Perry shook his head, "No, I won't Heinz. I've given up on my OWCA job a while ago... Please, Heinz, I want to stay with you. If you truly love me, you would accept the help."
"And if you loved me, Perry, you would let me go." Heinz snapped all of a sudden back. "Perry, please... Please let me go."
Perry shook his head as more tears fell, they streamed from his face, and Heinz let his own tears fall.
Suddenly they were brought out of their sadness, by an explosion in the lab.
"What the-?" Perry and Heinz said at the same time, before leaving Heinz's bedroom.
Phineas and Ferb have left Perry and Heinz to talk it out between each other, and were exploring Heinz's home. An office, a lab with chemicals, and Norm the Giant Robot man sleeping in his cupboard.
That was until Phineas found a standing inator, covered with dust and cobwebs. He and Ferb gave each other a smirk before cleaning the inator up.
Just as they were done, Ferb found the blueprints to this inator as well.
"Gender changing-inator. What the heck is that?" Phineas asked.
Ferb just smirked and stood in front of the inator, Phineas followed him and the two hit the active button.
Then the explosion hit came and the boys were caught by Heinz and Perry.
"Oh no, guys." Heinz shrieked.
Perry gave Heinz a quick glare, "Please tell me my boys haven't just been fried into fish sticks, Heinz?"
"No, no Perry, that inator doesn't hurt one... Well but it... Um..." Heinz explained, turning bright red.
Perry blinked and faced Phineas and Ferb again. His beak dropped as he saw Phineas and Ferb were now in bright pink dresses, Ferb had longer green wavy hair and Phineas red hair was longer as well.
Heinz sighed, but giggled a bit, "That inator changes one's complete gender. I created that about 2 months ago for a LOVEMUFFIN meeting."
"Cool, wow, we look good as girls," Phineas said, smiling at his newfound feminine voice.
Perry snickered a bit, but was still confused over why Heinz created such an innovator, to begin with. He sat Heinz down and the two 'girls/boys' sat down also facing Heinz.
Heinz chuckled at the boy's appearances, "Ok, I think I ought to explain why I built a gender-changing inator. Well, Perry, remember I told you about the time in Drusselstinien where I was forced to wear girl's clothes by my mother? Well, I thought what if I become a complete woman, would my life, then be a bit easier, and would my family then accept me back? But then I thought: No, it won't work anyway. So I left the inator in the corner of the lab after creating it. I actually have completely forgotten about it until you two activated it."
Perry still looked worried, "Please tell me you have a reverse switch on it?"
"Sure have Perry," Heinz said, still giggling.
Phineas and Ferb stood in front of the inator as Heinz activated the reverse switch to his machine. Phineas and Ferb were then turned back to 100% boys and had their usual outfits back on again.
Heinz shook his head before hitting the self-destruct button on the device. The machine exploded and he cleaned the rubble away.
"Wow, Perry, is this your everyday OWCA life with Heinz?" Phineas asked chuckling.
Perry smirked, "Sure thing, Phineas."
Ferb gave Heinz a thumbs up. However, Heinz suddenly collapsed again. Perry sat him down and looked at the clock, it was almost 5 PM.
The boys decided to cook for Heinz his dinner, seeing as the scientist didn't have the strength anymore to get up. Perry lay on the table and as the meal was done, Phineas and Ferb served Heinz some chicken pieces with chips and carrot sticks.
Perry got from his fedora, his food and the 'family' ate together with Heinz the dinner. Heinz smiled a bit, wishing he had gotten to know Phineas and Ferb sooner rather than so late in his life.
After dinner, Perry drove himself and Phineas and Ferb back home, advising the boys not to tell Linda, Candace or Lawrence about his OWCA job or Heinz. The boys promised and everyone headed then to bed.
Quanktumspirit: "Not bad. Please review."