Brief Blooper from our authors (cringe alert):
"DO YOU KNOW DA WAE?!" screamed Leaf.
"YES, I KNOW DA WAE!" yelled Lilac.
Please excuse us yet again. This time, we worked in a Forensic Science class except we used it for study hall and everyone is slowly going insane while we tried to work on this story.
Now to your regularly scheduled story.
"Brackenstar! We have two ro-"
"They're not rogues, and they didn't try to attack us," Fawnpaw pointed out, cutting off Juniperpaw.
"Nevertheless, they were trespassing on Gemclan territory," Juniperpaw retorted.
Oakpaw looked around. It was quieter than usual around camp. She knew that patrols were regularly scheduled later in the day. She watched Brackenstar jump down from his den with a mighty leap.
"Welcome back," Brackenstar greeted them. "Who are these two cats? They don't seem to be from any clan."
"Of course they're not from any clan," Oakpaw said.
"And they have no collar either, so they're not a kittypet," said Juniperpaw.
"Just a quick question, Brackenstar," Oakpaw started. "Why is it that the patrol that found me was more vicious than ours? Juniperpaw was the only one showing hostility."
"It's because the cats who are sent on border patrols are usually our battle-ready warriors," replied Brackenstar.
"That makes sense," said Oakpaw.
"You two, come with me," said Brackenstar. "I need to see what kinds of cats you two are."
Oakpaw watched as Sans and Papyrus left her. She wanted to come watch, but she didn't have a choice.
"Come on, Oakpaw. How about you rest? It's nearly twilight," said Swiftfeather. "And next time, let me do the talking, Fawnpaw and Juniperpaw."
"Alright…" said Fawnpaw.
"Why should I bother?" Juniperpaw mumbled.
Oakpaw padded back to her place in the apprentice's den. She wasn't hungry for any prey right now. She wanted to sleep to pass the time.
"Oakpaw! Get up! Brackenstar is calling his summons!' Fawnpaw said, prodding her in the side.
"I'm coming…" Oakpaw mewed sluggishly.
"Last night, two loners were found out near the thunderpath. We are here to make them into apprentices."
That was odd, thought Oakpaw. I thought they were older than apprentices in this forest."
"More loners?" whispered one cat to another. Oakpaw looked around. Lilacpetal seemed to be awaiting Brackenstar's voice once again.
"Alright, settle down. Let us begin. Sans, do you wish to follow the warrior code and earn your place as an apprentice?"
"Sure," He said.
"Then by the powers granted to me by Starclan, I give you your apprentice name. Until you earn your warrior name, I grant you the name of Birchpaw."
Oakpaw felt delighted that Birchpaw was going to stay in the clan with her. She mewed joyfully.
"Papyrus, do you wish to follow the warrior code and earn your place as an apprentice?"
"Yes, I do!" He shouted back.
"Then by the powers granted to me by Starclan, I give you your apprentice name. Until you earn your warrior name, I grant you the name of Snowpaw."
"Birchpaw! Snowpaw!" The crowd cheered, some half-heartedly. Oakpaw felt like she was the loudest yowl in the crowd.
"Clan dismissed!" Yowled Brackenstar, louder than the crowd. Everyone then began to disperse.
Oakpaw approached Birchpaw and Snowpaw. "Have you guys got a minute?" she asked.
"What else would we be doing?" Birchpaw replied.
"That's… true," Oakpaw mewed. "How is everyone back at home?"
"Toriel's freaking out, We were freaking out, Everyone is freaking out because you disappeared!" Snowpaw replied.
"Oakpaw! Time for training!" Swiftfeather called.
"I'm sorry, guys! We'll catch up later," Oakpaw called as she ran swiftly to her mentor. Finally, I have friends in this strange world!
"Time for something to eat," Oakpaw said as she staggered back to the camp with exhaustion. She looked around for Birchpaw and Snowpaw, but they were nowhere to be seen. She approached the prey pile and grabbed a mouse. She took it to her favorite spot in the camp, and then fell asleep and faceplanted into her meal.
This blooper happened while we were in a math classroom.
Lilac: "Huh, these problems are fairly easy."
Random Classmate: "You're fairly easy!"
Lilac: "Thank you."
*Random Classmate is confused about what they just said*
EVERYONE FREAKED OUT ABOUT THIS AND SOME WERE JUST CONFUSED AS TO WHY I SAID THANK YOU I PROMISE IT WAS ONLY TO BE SASSY