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Patient Name: - Hatake Kakashi.
Age: - 34
Occupation: - Jonin head of Konoha.
Injuries: - Broken jaw, two broken ribs and other flesh wounds.
Expected time till discharge: - 11 days.
"Come on Kakashi, what have you gotten yourself into this time?" Tsunade asked looking at the condition Kakashi was in.
"Nothing, just a silly prank on Sakura."
"Elaborate." Tsunade said, as she was obviously interested.
"It was nothing. You know how much Sakura is scared of those horror films." Tsunade nodded and Kakashi continued. "So we were watching 'The Conjuring' at my apartment and I thought it would be a good idea to try and scare her." Tsunade nodded and said "Carry on."
"So I excused myself to pee and sent my clone to sit with her. I, myself hid in the bathroom to do the necessary makeup and wore the costume of a hideous creature." Tsunade looked impressed from his preparations and told him to go on.
"And then I sat on a wall, ten feet above ground to reenact the scene she was most afraid of. And in a few minutes, she came in the hallway…"
Even though she knew the result, Tsunade was still excited to know what happened next "then what happened?" she asked.
"When I jumped on her, Instead of being afraid of the creature she attacked it and beat the living shit of out of It." hoping for pity Kakashi looked towards Tsunade but all he could see was pride in Tsunade's eyes.
After a minute or two passed, Tsunade asked Kakashi "but why didn't you send your clone to be the creature?"
All Kakashi could reply was "Because I am an idiot…"
THE END