Santiago
Football practice just ended and like always Puck and I was the last to leave. Today we had morning practice so skipping showers wasn't an option. Being raised by my mom taught me early on that a smelly guy, is a lonely guy.
Anyway Puck decided he was gonna skip the rest of the day since… I don't know, he didn't really give an excuse. Which meant that it was just going to be me in the showers.
Before I even shredded one layer I locked the doors, closed the windows, and checked the lockers (I've seen Pierce during Cheerio practice and I have no doubt in my mind she can fit herself into one of them lockers). Once the coast was clear I stripped down to my boxers and stood in front of the full body mirror in the corner near the gym gear. I looked myself over and gave myself a mental pat on the back.
I looked good.
I came a long way from being a freshmen twig just a couple years ago. I tightened my abs to make them look sharp. I flexed my arms in my mirror and started doing that pec pop thing that the Rock does. "Oh yeah", I said to myself, "look at you man... you're a beast". I started doing strong man poses while making grunting sounds. I even turned around to admire how defined my back was.
I know I sound and look like an idiot but I usually do this in the morning at home except today I was running late so either I had to skip this or brushing my teeth. (And a smelly mouth, is a lonely mouth)
Anyway I was halfway done trying to make my vein pop out of my neck when I heard a girlish giggle come from the wall next to me. I turned around and saw nothing. I thought maybe it was something from a horror movie which spooked me out some more since 1. I'm alone and 2. I'm almost naked.
"Crap" I heard from the air vent.
Pierce?
Before I could take another step forward the seal from the vent flew open and a blonde cheerleader rolled out like a freakin' tumbleweed.
"Don't try anything Sanny because I'm sure the whole school would enjoy seeing you pop your ass out in front of the mirror", she taunted.
"Give me the phone Pierce"
"Hmm well when since you ask so nicely… no."
She didn't waste no time when she bolted toward the door. She opened it and I guess she underestimated the weight of the door because next thing I knew her tights were being ripped by the hinges. Unfortunately, that didn't stop her. I chased her outside and almost laughed when I saw she was sprinting with half her ass out. Then I realized that I am in no position to comment on her wardrobe when I am very exposed.
But then again, the Lopez' aren't known to have shame.
"Dammit Pierce! Give me the phone!" I yelled through the empty halls.
"Suck on it Lopez!" she replied. I was just about to give up when I heard that wretched sound.
The bell.
It was the bell that meant the students could come out of the gymnasium and start heading toward their first period. I looked back in front of me and there was no sign of Pierce which meant she probably got away with the video of me. I already started hearing the loud chatter of the student body coming my way and I could feel the panic rising in my stomach so I had to be quick. A couple feet in front of me was a storage closet so I sprinted toward it and snuck inside.
I let out a sigh in relief. I just wanted this day to be over with but it was still morning. I turned around and saw a dark silhouette of someone right in my face. I jumped and flew my hand toward whatever body part I could reach.
"What the hell? You got me in my neck dumbass", the silhouette said.
"Pierce you scared the hell out of me, you should be lucky I didn't get you in your face", I said.
Even in the dark I could feel her glaring at me, but after all these years I'm practically immune to it. I flicked the light switch open and stood right in front of her. Even though I towered over her she still stared me down. I had to give her props for that. "Delete the video.", I demanded.
"Nope"
"Blondie c'mo- "
"Nuh uh"
"Pierce will you just-"
"No"
"Forget this", I said. I grabbed her wrist that had the phone but two seconds later I felt an arm close around my head and pull me down in a headlock. It caught me so off guard that I slipped and pushed her into the shelf with cleaning supplies. She yelped out loud, but I don't think she realized that I went head first into the handle of broom. I felt sharp toilet brushes and air fresheners crash onto my bare back. I just wanted to get the phone but now we're in a full on wrestling match that is not looking good in my favor. I pressed my fingers into her side hard hoping that she'll let go of my head. No such luck. She screamed and kneed my stomach. I felt winded instantly, so I crouched down only to find out that I couldn't unless Pierce let go. Deciding there was no way around it, I picked her up from her thighs and slammed her back on the shelf again, this time making sure I didn't bash my skull in. Finally, she released me from her bear clutches so I picked up my head only to get a bona fide slap in the face. Scratch that, four slaps in the face. She wouldn't stop. I was getting pissed off, so I took both her arms in one hand and pressed them above her head with a loud thud. She must've tired herself out because as soon as I trapped her she went slack. Thank God there wouldn't be a round two.
All the noise that was in the closet was the flickering of the cheap light bulb on the ceiling and the sound of our heavy panting combined. I couldn't help but let my mind imagine our position in a different scenario, but quickly I shook it out of my head. I looked up and saw that she was staring at me weird. It wasn't a weird look, but it was a look she never given me before. And I didn't really know what to do with it. It wasn't until she looked down I noticed that my bare chest was flush against hers. I took the opportunity to watch her chest expand as she breathed. She was wearing a tank top that allowed a very clear view and in my opinion it would've been rude not to look. If that makes sense.
I looked back up and saw her staring at me again. I felt the tips of my ears burn knowing that I just gotten caught ogling at her boobs.
I realized we were still in a very close distance to each other so I moved to let go of Pierce's arms.
Not even a second later the door flings open.
I turned around and saw Sue Sylvester and the janitor, Mark I think, standing at the door frame with shocked faces. It took me a second to figure it out, but I realized how compromising our position looked.
I was practically naked with Pierce around my waist. The closet was trashed with supplies on the floor and two broken shelves. Pierce's hair was a mess, mines must've looked no different, and she had a huge tear in her pants that left her ass in the open.
Well, shit.
Immediately Pierce dropped herself to the ground and started to make herself look somewhat decent. I on the other hand had no clothes and no excuse to justify it. "Look coach- "I started.
"Save it Nacho Libre. Both of you in Figgins office now!" she barked. We did what she told us to and headed toward the principal's office. There was nobody in the halls which means we must've missed the first period bell during our short battle in the closet.
"For God's sake Lopez put some clothes on!"
"Yes coach!" I replied as headed back to the locker room.
...…
I put on my clothes (along with some body spray) and walked into the Principal Figgins office. I saw Coach Sylvester standing by Mr. Figgins while he sat in his chair. I looked to my left and saw Pierce sitting in one of the two chairs in front of Figgins desk so I guessed my spot was the chair next it. I took a seat and looked over to see Pierce in her cheerleading uniform that shows just as much of her ass as the tear in her tights did.
"Eyes over here Hershey nipples!", Sue yelled. Please don't let that be my new name.
"I wasn't- "
"I don't need to hear it nips" Great
"So, Mr. Lopez we were waiting for you to join us so we could start", Figgins explained.
"Ok"
"It seems that you two were having quite the fun this morning", he said while wiggling his eyebrows at me.
What is wrong with this guy?
"Sir we did not do anything in that storage closet" Brittany tried. We both knew it was pointless. Neither of us had a good enough excuse that would get us out of this.
"You both know our school prohibits these types of inappropriate behavior on school grounds"
"That is why you two give me no other choice but to inform your parents about this incident" he said.
"What?!" Brittany and I said at the same time.
"Can't you just give us detention or something?" I asked.
"I was going to do so but Sue convinced me that you two are both important figures in your extra-curricular activities"
"Principal Figs I don't think you understand. My mother will- "
"That is none of my concern Mr. Lopez now please exit my office", he interrupted.
I stormed out the door. This was complete horse shit and what's worse is that I don't even know where the hell I'm supposed to be. I should've just left with Puck did, then none of this wouldn't be happening. Before I could keep on walking I felt a soft hand grab at my wrist. I turned and found Pierce looking at me with apologetic eyes. One cool thing about knowing someone almost all your life is that you can tell what they want to say without them having to say it. "It's cool Pierce" I lied. Today might be my last day on earth if my mother hears the story Figgins is about to tell her.
"You're not gonna throw me over your shoulder are you?" I half joked when I realized her hand was still on my wrist. She rolled her eyes and dropped it, but I already missed it being there. Weird.
"Until we meet again, Lopez"
"Whatever loser", I said but I cracked a smile. I turned to walk away, but behind me I heard "Wait, Lopez".
"Yep?", I asked turning around.
"Expect that video to be up and running 10 minutes from now"
Great.
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Thank u guys for the motivation to get my lazy self to write.
Also I was thinking about changing the rating to this fic since I realized I have the mouth of a sailor. oops. So tell me wat u think about it.